Katy Perry just became single

January 2nd, 2009 // 83 Comments

Katy Perry and her boyfriend Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes have broken up, according to Celebuzz:

The reported two-year relationship between the musicians came to an end this week despite the pair spending Christmas downtime on the beach, reading and drinking on the sand.
“It’s a hardship, but she’s regrouping,” a source tells Celebuzz. The split likely came to a head just before 2009′s arrival.

On New Year’s Eve, Travis also wrote the following “rap” on his blog about Katy which really needs to be read in it’s entirety. Mostly so you can realize why I equate Gym Class Heroes with face cancer. Here’s a snippet:

My friends always tell me how I’m lucky to possess
The best looking girl in the whole U.S.
But every time you scream, you blow your finesse
Tryin’ to dis the Profess-
Or twenty-four hours of acting sore
Sometimes I wish you’d come down with lockjaw
So I don’t have to take in the breakin’
You treat me like a burnt piece of bacon
It seems like just two years
Back when we were bonded and not pierced
But now I keep itchin’ to jet
Sitting’ in the chair just to stare, set to sprint
Yo, sweetheart, you better take a hint
I say it now like I said it before
I’m lookin’ at the front door

Wait. This guy rap-blogs and calls himself “The Profess?” Amazing. For a second there, I thought I’d really have to work hard to impress Katy by wearing pants or something. Not anymore! Thanks, Travis McCoy.

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  1. friendlyfires

    She ‘s all yours Soup Or Fish Al Wry, Duh – and good luck with that…!

  2. snaggletooth

    Give that girl some good dark eyeliner and she could be the next Jarboe. Let’s see some of that pale white dead girl…

  3. alonso

    I see she’s trying a new career as a mime.

  4. Bigtime

    Thank you to the two people who pointed out that these lyrics were straight stolen from Main Source “Looking at the Front Door”. Travis – you are a poser. Also, to the Superficial – stop listening to FallOut Boy and learn something.

  5. Bigtime

    Thank you to the two people who pointed out that these lyrics were straight stolen from Main Source “Looking at the Front Door”. Travis – you are a poser. Also, to the Superficial – stop listening to FallOut Boy and learn something.

  6. Bigtime

    Thank you to the two people who pointed out that these lyrics were straight stolen from Main Source “Looking at the Front Door”. Travis – you are a poser. Also, to the Superficial – stop listening to FallOut Boy and learn something.

  7. ryhminfool

    that rack is slammin
    my tracks are jammin
    wanna play some backgammon?

  8. Mike

    I could tell Katy Perry was a real joy, so to speak. People’s personalities come out in their art, and her art smacks of misandry and self-absorbedness.

    Hopefully this guy doesn’t make the same mistake twice.

  9. CoCo_Butter

    I hear her twat smells like boiled cabbage and has the texture of warm playdoh.

  10. missy

    okay i like her but..

    why did she cut her hair

    why is so wearing so much makeup

    and for the love off all things holy get this girl to krispy kreme & in n out

  11. TJ

    Luscious tits.

  12. Sayyyyy…
    i’m so glad i’m the only one on this site that is ragingly hard up for travis mccoy.
    i promise you i’ve been irate that that katy perry bitch for two years bc she’s been dating him. this is by far the best news i’ve heard so far this year.
    and btw, who the fuck cares if he sampled a song?
    like you get irate when kanye does it. oh wait, you don’t.

    mmm… let me getttt at that boy. alllll dayyyyyy.

  13. loved`

    since when they want out! and she soo hot , but i fken hate her eye.. it looks like tha som1 punched then in and …lol

  14. meh

    Agreed sportsdvl!

    She also does strike me as a bitchy screamer type. His rap is lame, but it’s likely truthful. She’s aceptably attractive her body is good but it’s a little hefty and she seems to be into wearing pounds of whore paint and going all morticia style so she’d have to have an amazingly laid paid cool personality and it sounds like she’s a bitch like most full of themsleves girls.

  15. meh

    *laid back

  16. Ada

    Looks exactly like a woman at tallkiss.com, she uploads dozens of outgoing photos

  17. happymeals

    WTf I have no sympathy for him….he CHEATED on Katy with that little girl Gia Farrell who sings that ANNOYING Happy Feet song….He only got back with her when she became “famous”. HE was fucking around with that Gia girl for a long time….trust me…

  18. happymeals

    WTf I have no sympathy for him….he CHEATED on Katy with that little girl Gia Farrell who sings that ANNOYING Happy Feet song….He only got back with her when she became “famous”. HE was fucking around with that Gia girl for a long time….trust me…

  19. i will give her my KUM.

  20. grammerpolice

    she is soooo fucking HOT!

  21. Joe Mahma

    Wow, thesuperficial has officially sold out.

    Where’s the mega-wonk closeup of Katy?

    It’s not here anymore.

  22. travis has officially gone insane.

  23. cleopatra jones

    hey Superficial dudes, these are lyrics to a CLASSIC 90′s jam written by large professor. Get your facts straight moron.

  24. Lea

    too much make up she’s a beautiful girl she could do better !

  25. cleopatra jones is a know-it-all twat

    “hey Superficial dudes, these are lyrics to a CLASSIC 90′s jam written by large professor. Get your facts straight moron.”

    Already been pointed-out by many others…MULTIPLE times.

    Try reading a little before you slam, stupid bitch.

  26. Katy Perry

    Hi, I’m Katy Perry and I’m super fucking annoying. But I have great tits, so buy my CD.

  27. SIN

    Stupid people. You ALWAYS say to the girl you are fucking right now that she is the prettiest girl in the world. You want to continue fucking, right?

  28. mafme

    Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that I wouldn’t have sex with her. In fact, I’m saying quite the opposite, I would. A lot.

  29. cleopatra jones

    Dear Superficial dudes- aka cleopatra jones is a know it all twat

    I understand the fact that these were main source lyrics was pointed out several times, just wanted to state the obvious one more time for all the good times.

    Thanks for calling me a stupid bitch! and a know it all.

    xoxo
    CJ

  30. SirGeekelot

    dibs

  31. Commented on this photo:

    Her nipple is sticking out…YES!

  32. ps3fanatic
    Commented on this photo:

    hanging boobage,visible nipple,holy shit she’s sexy ass

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