Sad news, everybody: Katy Perry won’t be lactating anytime soon. According to her Twitter page, she’s entered that special time in a young girl’s life where you give out BJs or your boyfriend sleeps with your sister. (Don’t get mad at me, get mad at nature.):
ur gonna make me cry, maybe that’s my period tho. THAT’S RIGHT I’M BLEEDING. Face. Better luck next month peepz.
Katy also included a, uh, interesting graphic to illustrate what’s happening to her body. I was under the impression a wolverine housed itself in there, but apparently you ladies turn into ghost-hunting anime characters. Is that why you get so bitchy? Because ghosts are hard to catch? I’m genuinely curious.
Let me into your world!
Photos: INFdaily
AnthroPC | January 14, 2010 at 11:56 am
Woop woop. Good to know. Goes right in the creepy stalker handbook
PixelPerfect92 | January 14, 2010 at 11:56 am
Well I wouldn’t want to see her offspring with what’s-his-face…
who dat | January 14, 2010 at 11:58 am
Marrying that dork Russel Brand makes Katy less attractive. The only great part about this hag is her huge boobs. Cover that face PLEASE. doggie style only (or maybe pile drive) for this fugly bitch
Taz | January 14, 2010 at 12:04 pm
I’d still pound that puss, bleeding = extra lube
SLAP CHOP | January 14, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Yeah you american ladies are fucking classy.
life's supposed to be dandy | January 14, 2010 at 12:10 pm
We get “bitchy” cause it feels like someones trying to yank out a piece of our uterus through our vagina. And you know what? PMS jokes are the reason for female terrorists.
Vinnie the Chin | January 14, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Redwings are the best wings.
Russian immigrant | January 14, 2010 at 12:22 pm
You can swim in this ‘Red River’, gents.
You just can not drink from this.
Aunt Flo | January 14, 2010 at 12:27 pm
That is the most awesome menstrual image ever. Who is this Katy Perry broad again?
superficial--dish best serve Rough | January 14, 2010 at 12:28 pm
I thought scientists lessened this “thing” to like once a year…where is Planned Parenthood endorsing of this miracle?
superficial--dish best serve Rough | January 14, 2010 at 12:30 pm
‘s endorse(ment)
hollywood gossip | January 14, 2010 at 12:37 pm
good news… i guess
Darth | January 14, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Hmm,don’t know about her ass.Is it meaty enough? Or a bit flappy as well?
Nero | January 14, 2010 at 1:11 pm
@13
Aren’t there any on all fours pics of her?! It might be helpful.
jim eh | January 14, 2010 at 1:30 pm
What a disgusting whore, no one wants to know that shit you skank.
Mandi | January 14, 2010 at 2:00 pm
As a female, I am highly confused as to what that picture is supposed to portray. First of all, I never look that happy to be on the rag, also, my menstral blood never forms cute anime creatures. And where do the ghosts come in? Have I been doing it wrong all these years?
Autumn | January 14, 2010 at 2:05 pm
KATY PERRY IS HOT and I’m sure there are some smarts in there somewhere as long as she’s not talking!
tc | January 14, 2010 at 2:17 pm
#15
Physically, she is only 5/10 attractive.
If you have heard her interviewed, she is entertaining, fun and nice. If you read her tweets, there are no spelling mistakes. Most importantly though : big tits.
I think my argument speaks for itself, so stop picking on her.
Cristina | January 14, 2010 at 2:29 pm
I don’t understand the obsession with this chick- she is a total man face. Body is good, though
But See | January 14, 2010 at 3:29 pm
@18 wouldn’t you agree that the sports bra is sadly suppressing her goods
Christopher | January 14, 2010 at 3:48 pm
I think you’re glossing over the fact that she obviously reads thesuperficial.com
“THAT’S RIGHT I’M BLEEDING. Face. Better luck next month peepz.”
If you’re seeing this: Hi Katy! Love you!(r big boobs)”
truth doctor | January 14, 2010 at 7:23 pm
lol that graphic is at least 2 years old. fail.
Chuck | January 14, 2010 at 8:42 pm
I’d bust a fat nut in her – she’s smoking hot. Great body, esp. ass and tits, beautiful face. If it was me banging her, she’s be pregnant by now.
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JollyJumJuck | January 15, 2010 at 1:51 am
It appears as though Aunt Flo has come for her monthly visit.
lola | January 15, 2010 at 1:58 am
“Be afraid” of what?.. Wearing a pillowcase as a shirt?
gen | January 15, 2010 at 2:39 am
I hate those glasses. They totally ruin her face, which is usually really pretty.
I really love her body though. Very feminine but slim.
And Russell Brand is a good-looking, funny guy. So relent your endless nerd-ire a little bit…
bmose | January 15, 2010 at 6:36 am
DO NOT eat the bearded clams during the red tide.
Lia | January 15, 2010 at 7:22 am
Well basically because it hurts like hell.
And you’re gloomy and can’t actually move.
Generally because we’re F* awesome in the rest of the time.
But she’s grose! :D
Go away damnit | January 15, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Do we HAVE to hear this??
TheLeech | January 16, 2010 at 5:52 am
Always interesting to see how less attractive are these beauty goddesses in normal life.
C’mon, if she wasn’t “Kate Perry” whaty’d you think of this redneck’s girlfriend kinda look???
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