Sad news, everybody: Katy Perry won’t be lactating anytime soon. According to her Twitter page, she’s entered that special time in a young girl’s life where you give out BJs or your boyfriend sleeps with your sister. (Don’t get mad at me, get mad at nature.):
ur gonna make me cry, maybe that’s my period tho. THAT’S RIGHT I’M BLEEDING. Face. Better luck next month peepz.
Katy also included a, uh, interesting graphic to illustrate what’s happening to her body. I was under the impression a wolverine housed itself in there, but apparently you ladies turn into ghost-hunting anime characters. Is that why you get so bitchy? Because ghosts are hard to catch? I’m genuinely curious.
Let me into your world!
Photos: INFdaily
Woop woop. Good to know. Goes right in the creepy stalker handbook
Well I wouldn’t want to see her offspring with what’s-his-face…
Marrying that dork Russel Brand makes Katy less attractive. The only great part about this hag is her huge boobs. Cover that face PLEASE. doggie style only (or maybe pile drive) for this fugly bitch
I’d still pound that puss, bleeding = extra lube
Yeah you american ladies are fucking classy.
We get “bitchy” cause it feels like someones trying to yank out a piece of our uterus through our vagina. And you know what? PMS jokes are the reason for female terrorists.
Redwings are the best wings.
You can swim in this ‘Red River’, gents.
You just can not drink from this.
That is the most awesome menstrual image ever. Who is this Katy Perry broad again?
I thought scientists lessened this “thing” to like once a year…where is Planned Parenthood endorsing of this miracle?
‘s endorse(ment)
good news… i guess
Hmm,don’t know about her ass.Is it meaty enough? Or a bit flappy as well?
@13
Aren’t there any on all fours pics of her?! It might be helpful.
What a disgusting whore, no one wants to know that shit you skank.
As a female, I am highly confused as to what that picture is supposed to portray. First of all, I never look that happy to be on the rag, also, my menstral blood never forms cute anime creatures. And where do the ghosts come in? Have I been doing it wrong all these years?
KATY PERRY IS HOT and I’m sure there are some smarts in there somewhere as long as she’s not talking!
#15
Physically, she is only 5/10 attractive.
If you have heard her interviewed, she is entertaining, fun and nice. If you read her tweets, there are no spelling mistakes. Most importantly though : big tits.
I think my argument speaks for itself, so stop picking on her.
I don’t understand the obsession with this chick- she is a total man face. Body is good, though
@18 wouldn’t you agree that the sports bra is sadly suppressing her goods
I think you’re glossing over the fact that she obviously reads thesuperficial.com
“THAT’S RIGHT I’M BLEEDING. Face. Better luck next month peepz.”
If you’re seeing this: Hi Katy! Love you!(r big boobs)”
lol that graphic is at least 2 years old. fail.
I’d bust a fat nut in her – she’s smoking hot. Great body, esp. ass and tits, beautiful face. If it was me banging her, she’s be pregnant by now.
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It appears as though Aunt Flo has come for her monthly visit.
“Be afraid” of what?.. Wearing a pillowcase as a shirt?
I hate those glasses. They totally ruin her face, which is usually really pretty.
I really love her body though. Very feminine but slim.
And Russell Brand is a good-looking, funny guy. So relent your endless nerd-ire a little bit…
DO NOT eat the bearded clams during the red tide.
Well basically because it hurts like hell.
And you’re gloomy and can’t actually move.
Generally because we’re F* awesome in the rest of the time.
But she’s grose! :D
Do we HAVE to hear this??
Always interesting to see how less attractive are these beauty goddesses in normal life.
C’mon, if she wasn’t “Kate Perry” whaty’d you think of this redneck’s girlfriend kinda look???
She looks very different and must say not appealing too. Her outfit is also very different.
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