Katy Perry isn’t pregnant, tweets menstrual cycle
Sad news, everybody: Katy Perry won’t be lactating anytime soon. According to her Twitter page, she’s entered that special time in a young girl’s life where you give out BJs or your boyfriend sleeps with your sister. (Don’t get mad at me, get mad at nature.):
ur gonna make me cry, maybe that’s my period tho. THAT’S RIGHT I’M BLEEDING. Face. Better luck next month peepz.
Katy also included a, uh, interesting graphic to illustrate what’s happening to her body. I was under the impression a wolverine housed itself in there, but apparently you ladies turn into ghost-hunting anime characters. Is that why you get so bitchy? Because ghosts are hard to catch? I’m genuinely curious.
Let me into your world!