Katy Perry’s a nun now

June 9th, 2010 // 75 Comments

Despite living in sin with Russell Brand, using a homosexual to launch her secular music career and generally being an all-around tit parade, Katy Perry has decided to take issue with the Catholic imagery in Lady GaGa’s “Alejandro” video. Via Twitter:

Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.

I actually read Russell Brand’s interview in the latest Rolling Stone where he reveals the one time Katy Perry got mad at him was when he yelled the following at anti-gay protestors outside the Grammys:

‘Oi! You don’t know Jesus! I know Jesus, I’ve just been sucking his cock!”

I don’t know if that’s relevant to this post or not, but I felt I should say something besides my initial reaction of “Ain’t nothin’ hypocritical ’bout them titties” followed by intense monitor motorboating. (Can we get a squeegee over here?)

Photos: Splash News

  1. TBozz
    Commented on this photo:

    My cock twitches everytime i see those tits

  2. Melissa

    I know I’m going to get ripped a new asshole for saying this, but um… just because she has boundaries and respect for things doesn’t make her a nun. Grabbin for straws with this one much?

  3. yayo

    i wanna eat marmalade all over this shiny tits

  4. Papa Smurf

    Does anyone else think she is doing the blue hair thing as a reference to her upcoming role in the smurfs movie?

  5. holly

    katy perry is just jealous cuz lady gaga is a SUPERSTAR and has totally overshadowed the couple of catchy songs katy perry had. Katy perry’s music is boring, exc for waking up in vegas and hot n cold. and yea seriously, you cant have your big old boobs hanging out everywhere you go and then try to pretend like some religious elements in a music video offend you. You look like a whore in church katy perry!! and your voice sounds like a man w/ a crappy vibrato!! No one is going to know who you are in a yr or two and you know it! but you know lady gaga will still be a superstar! Quit trying to steal her glory and go listen to your overplayed songs that anyone could have recorded. Nothing original about you. oh and your hair looks retarded and your boyfriend is a girly man.

  6. Emily

    Katie Perry looks like an Adams Family extra. Why doesn’t she give up singing and just do porn? She just wants people to look at her breasts anyway. There are enough men that would buy the porn.Why not just do that? She can’t act, dance, doesn’t write her own songs, and her interviews are boring, no one listens to her except 12-20 yr old girls.Men are just staring at her tits. Why not do what she is best at …showing off her surgically enhanced body? At least that’s honest.

  7. Commented on this photo:

    I want those baby’s to slip!

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