Here’s Katy Perry and Russell Brand in Mexico yesterday, and I don’t even know why I bother to type that. What’s the HTML code for a giant arrow pointing upward? Actually, nevermind, I’ll MacGyver this bitch:
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God, I love journalism.
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Even more reason to hate him | March 31, 2010 at 11:47 am
Too bad she’s engaged already :(
Matt | March 31, 2010 at 11:48 am
First! OMG!
Matt | March 31, 2010 at 11:48 am
First! OMG!
Dave | March 31, 2010 at 11:48 am
She looks smoki’n hot!
lotonah | March 31, 2010 at 11:49 am
Funny, my erection is pointing the same way!
Jade | March 31, 2010 at 11:51 am
Someone please tell me how Chales Manson looking Russel Brand scored a hot chick like that…………….just sayin
WTF? | March 31, 2010 at 11:52 am
WTF? She has no ass what so ever.
TekMoney | March 31, 2010 at 11:58 am
This is truly EPIC. Best post of 2010 so far!
name withheld's cousin | March 31, 2010 at 11:59 am
maybe he has a big cock, and based on what little I know of her, she looks like a whore.
men love whores.
o.k back to the manor for some tea and crumpets.
Alfretit | March 31, 2010 at 12:00 pm
i’d suck those tits forever!
morayma | March 31, 2010 at 12:02 pm
does she practice anal sex?
f | March 31, 2010 at 12:07 pm
either her ass and tits are too big, or somebody needs to tell her to buy a bikini that fits. wtf is with the coin slot in her bikini bottom? and her jugs are too big for the top. wearing clothes from high school that don’t fit anymore means she’s either delusional that she’s still a teenager, or she’s too stupid to understand it’s time to buy some clothes that actually fit. yeah, so sexy – coin slot in the ass of her too small bikini. somebody go drop a cold nickel down there.
JesseJimmy | March 31, 2010 at 12:08 pm
We now have two examples in two days of what women should strive for:
1. Kelly Brook.
2. Katy Perry.
These two specimens are spectacular.
Valerie | March 31, 2010 at 12:11 pm
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with wearing a too-small bikini, if you look like THAT.
devilsrain | March 31, 2010 at 12:13 pm
She is smokin, I dont get the charles manson guy though
Watchou | March 31, 2010 at 12:14 pm
i’m not sure she does anal but Lily Allen does!
Nome King | March 31, 2010 at 12:16 pm
She looks great. Someday I think those boobs are gonna be swingin’ low, sweet chariot, but for now I would play with them all day.
Nome King | March 31, 2010 at 12:17 pm
She looks great. Someday I think those boobs are gonna be swingin’ low, sweet chariot, but for now I would play with them all day.
GQ Guy | March 31, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Perfect Body. The suit is big enough if you want a large group of men to lust for you and buy your music.
Nome King | March 31, 2010 at 12:19 pm
She looks great. Someday I think those boobs are gonna be swingin’ low, sweet chariot, but for now I would play with them all day.
Mike | March 31, 2010 at 12:25 pm
SKEET SKEET SKEET! One for each tit, and one for your eye #12, because with a statement like that you is clearly a bitch.
Walter | March 31, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Real tits. She should be in a museum.
Walter | March 31, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Real tits. She should be in a museum.
Walter | March 31, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Real tits. She should be in a museum.
Walter | March 31, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Real tits. She should be in a museum.
Walter | March 31, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Real tits. She should be in a museum.
Nome King | March 31, 2010 at 12:28 pm
She looks great. Someday I think those boobs are gonna be swingin’ low, sweet chariot, but for now I would play with them all day.
Gweb | March 31, 2010 at 12:28 pm
fap fap fap fap fap fap!
Nome King | March 31, 2010 at 12:34 pm
She looks great. Someday I think those boobs are gonna be swingin’ low, sweet chariot, but for now I would play with them all day.
Nome King | March 31, 2010 at 12:36 pm
She looks great. Someday I think those boobs are gonna be swingin’ low, sweet chariot, but for now I would play with them all day.
Nome King | March 31, 2010 at 12:39 pm
She looks great. Someday I think those boobs are gonna be swingin’ low, sweet chariot, but for now I would play with them all day.
Nome King | March 31, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Man, multiple post city.
crazypants | March 31, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Just flawless, her bod. Great rack, just the right amount of meat on her bones while still tone and firm and insanely beautiful skin. She’s a shill for pro-activ, but her skin is just so smooth and creamy.
oooaaahh | March 31, 2010 at 12:46 pm
these pics have the same quality as the Zapruder film!
Cut N' Sew - Gossip | March 31, 2010 at 12:57 pm
HEY KATY! Why the looooooooooooooooooooonnnng face?!
name withheld's step son | March 31, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Rusell Brand is as close to kissing a girl one can get, and still call herself a heterosexual, without people wondering a la Ricky Martin, post shocking coming out story..shocking.
Techman | March 31, 2010 at 1:06 pm
It’s so refreshing to see a hot babe who hasn’t defaced herself with a multitude of ugly tattoos!
BOOBIE HOWSER MD | March 31, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Her cups spillith under….
Richport's Ghost | March 31, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Now where is that box of tissues….
CJDC | March 31, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Can someone please call in the Scooby Gang to solve the case of Katy Perry’s mysteriously missing ass?
PunkA | March 31, 2010 at 1:46 pm
She looks smoking hot but she is just ruined now. Russell Brand is HORRIBLE and any chick letting that human dumpster inside her has to be a total POS. Seriously, she must have lo self esteem to be with that dude. He is a clown. And she is now a disease receptacle.
lola | March 31, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Wow. I am a straight married woman, but DAMN. She is frickin’ hot! She went from singing Christian music to giving men a REAL religious experience, LOL
Sport | March 31, 2010 at 1:59 pm
great curves – and the pics are just blurry enough to hide her hideous hair bowl-cut.
OPS | March 31, 2010 at 2:11 pm
love the underboob
Deano | March 31, 2010 at 2:14 pm
You know I was justthinking.”Gee I need some new Katy Perry pics to beat off to”.Thank you Katy Perry ,you are a saint and a psychic !!!
JB | March 31, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Beautiful body! Big knockers AND a nice tummy? Fucking awesome in my book! If only she REALLY was into kissing girls. :D
sensitive guy | March 31, 2010 at 2:47 pm
…and the Pulitzer Prize for Outstanding Journalism… as well as the Nobel Prize for doing Really Good Stuff … goes to…Fish!
CTG | March 31, 2010 at 2:54 pm
God Bless these United States.
Narcissist | March 31, 2010 at 2:59 pm
@ 41 – Such a waste. Her music stunk and now she fucks sewage. So sad.
Freebie | March 31, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Oh my. I know exactly what her boobies are going to look like in about 15 – 20 years (maybe sooner). My titties were huge (naturally, thank you) way back when, but now, they are almost to my knees. Poor Katie.