Katy Perry in a Bikini

March 31st, 2010 // 146 Comments

Here’s Katy Perry and Russell Brand in Mexico yesterday, and I don’t even know why I bother to type that. What’s the HTML code for a giant arrow pointing upward? Actually, nevermind, I’ll MacGyver this bitch:

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God, I love journalism.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Even more reason to hate him

    Too bad she’s engaged already :(

  2. Matt

    First! OMG!

  3. Dave

    She looks smoki’n hot!

  4. lotonah

    Funny, my erection is pointing the same way!

  5. Jade

    Someone please tell me how Chales Manson looking Russel Brand scored a hot chick like that…………….just sayin

  6. WTF?

    WTF? She has no ass what so ever.

  7. TekMoney

    This is truly EPIC. Best post of 2010 so far!

  8. name withheld's cousin

    maybe he has a big cock, and based on what little I know of her, she looks like a whore.
    men love whores.

    o.k back to the manor for some tea and crumpets.

  9. Alfretit

    i’d suck those tits forever!

  10. morayma

    does she practice anal sex?

  11. f

    either her ass and tits are too big, or somebody needs to tell her to buy a bikini that fits. wtf is with the coin slot in her bikini bottom? and her jugs are too big for the top. wearing clothes from high school that don’t fit anymore means she’s either delusional that she’s still a teenager, or she’s too stupid to understand it’s time to buy some clothes that actually fit. yeah, so sexy – coin slot in the ass of her too small bikini. somebody go drop a cold nickel down there.

  12. JesseJimmy

    We now have two examples in two days of what women should strive for:

    1. Kelly Brook.

    2. Katy Perry.

    These two specimens are spectacular.

  13. Valerie

    I don’t think there’s anything wrong with wearing a too-small bikini, if you look like THAT.

  14. devilsrain

    She is smokin, I dont get the charles manson guy though

  15. Watchou

    i’m not sure she does anal but Lily Allen does!

  16. Nome King

    She looks great. Someday I think those boobs are gonna be swingin’ low, sweet chariot, but for now I would play with them all day.

  17. Nome King

    She looks great. Someday I think those boobs are gonna be swingin’ low, sweet chariot, but for now I would play with them all day.

  18. GQ Guy

    Perfect Body. The suit is big enough if you want a large group of men to lust for you and buy your music.

  19. Nome King

    She looks great. Someday I think those boobs are gonna be swingin’ low, sweet chariot, but for now I would play with them all day.

  20. Mike

    SKEET SKEET SKEET! One for each tit, and one for your eye #12, because with a statement like that you is clearly a bitch.

  21. Walter

    Real tits. She should be in a museum.

  22. Walter

    Real tits. She should be in a museum.

  23. Walter

    Real tits. She should be in a museum.

  24. Walter

    Real tits. She should be in a museum.

  25. Walter

    Real tits. She should be in a museum.

  26. Nome King

    She looks great. Someday I think those boobs are gonna be swingin’ low, sweet chariot, but for now I would play with them all day.

  27. Gweb

    fap fap fap fap fap fap!

  28. Nome King

    She looks great. Someday I think those boobs are gonna be swingin’ low, sweet chariot, but for now I would play with them all day.

  29. Nome King

    She looks great. Someday I think those boobs are gonna be swingin’ low, sweet chariot, but for now I would play with them all day.

  30. Nome King

    She looks great. Someday I think those boobs are gonna be swingin’ low, sweet chariot, but for now I would play with them all day.

  31. Nome King

    Man, multiple post city.

  32. crazypants

    Just flawless, her bod. Great rack, just the right amount of meat on her bones while still tone and firm and insanely beautiful skin. She’s a shill for pro-activ, but her skin is just so smooth and creamy.

  33. oooaaahh

    these pics have the same quality as the Zapruder film!

  34. HEY KATY! Why the looooooooooooooooooooonnnng face?!

  35. name withheld's step son

    Rusell Brand is as close to kissing a girl one can get, and still call herself a heterosexual, without people wondering a la Ricky Martin, post shocking coming out story..shocking.

  36. Techman

    It’s so refreshing to see a hot babe who hasn’t defaced herself with a multitude of ugly tattoos!

  37. BOOBIE HOWSER MD

    Her cups spillith under….

  38. Now where is that box of tissues….

  39. CJDC

    Can someone please call in the Scooby Gang to solve the case of Katy Perry’s mysteriously missing ass?

  40. PunkA

    She looks smoking hot but she is just ruined now. Russell Brand is HORRIBLE and any chick letting that human dumpster inside her has to be a total POS. Seriously, she must have lo self esteem to be with that dude. He is a clown. And she is now a disease receptacle.

  41. Wow. I am a straight married woman, but DAMN. She is frickin’ hot! She went from singing Christian music to giving men a REAL religious experience, LOL

  42. Sport

    great curves – and the pics are just blurry enough to hide her hideous hair bowl-cut.

  43. OPS

    love the underboob

  44. Deano

    You know I was justthinking.”Gee I need some new Katy Perry pics to beat off to”.Thank you Katy Perry ,you are a saint and a psychic !!!

  45. JB

    Beautiful body! Big knockers AND a nice tummy? Fucking awesome in my book! If only she REALLY was into kissing girls. :D

  46. sensitive guy

    …and the Pulitzer Prize for Outstanding Journalism… as well as the Nobel Prize for doing Really Good Stuff … goes to…Fish!

  47. CTG

    God Bless these United States.

  48. @ 41 – Such a waste. Her music stunk and now she fucks sewage. So sad.

  49. Freebie

    Oh my. I know exactly what her boobies are going to look like in about 15 – 20 years (maybe sooner). My titties were huge (naturally, thank you) way back when, but now, they are almost to my knees. Poor Katie.

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