Katy Perry in a bikini
Here’s Katy Perry in Miami yesterday before hosting the Katy Perry Pool Party. Wait. She does pool parties? Because my neighbor has an above ground pool and badminton. If she’s game, I’ll invite some people over right now, and we’ll light this mother up. Okay, maybe they’re not so much people as a bunch of action figures I’ll line up in the lawn but promise to knock them over when it’s sexy time. (Except for Chewie. He can watch.) Katy?