Here’s Katy Perry performing at Life Ball 2009 and getting her drunk on at the after-party. Of course, everyone knows any real drinker would’ve flashed her tits and/or took them over to a blogger’s house and beat him repeatedly in the face with them. No one likes a poser, Katy. (Please work please work please work please work …. )
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a | May 18, 2009 at 12:42 am
First.
nalgas | May 18, 2009 at 12:48 am
I WANT TO DRILL HER IN THAT OUTFIT
Darth | May 18, 2009 at 1:02 am
Hola!
sofia bellucci | May 18, 2009 at 1:25 am
I love her outfits!
april | May 18, 2009 at 2:07 am
shannon woodard from the riches. weird.
Roofie | May 18, 2009 at 2:09 am
Sixth!
Zippy | May 18, 2009 at 2:10 am
Fantastic set on her. Those would keep me busy for a couple of hours.
--------------------VERY RELEVANT COMMENT------------------------- | May 18, 2009 at 2:20 am
I agree she looks good, but who is that sperm drain in the black dress in front of her in the first pic. She needs to have a high colonic administered with this:
http://www.beaverlinks.com/big-balls-bigger-load/
ClubPenguin | May 18, 2009 at 2:29 am
Q: What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
A: Tooth-hurty!
ClubPenguin | May 18, 2009 at 2:31 am
- Knock, knock …
- Who’s there?
- Atish.
- Atish who?
- Bless you.
Dan | May 18, 2009 at 2:32 am
tenth
ClubPenguin | May 18, 2009 at 2:35 am
Q: What did the Snowman say to the other Snowman?
A: (Sniff – sniff) Smells like carrots.
mosby | May 18, 2009 at 3:16 am
I got aids by looking at these pictures. You should also get tested…
bleh | May 18, 2009 at 4:18 am
ugh, prime example of a butterface
picture # 11 in particular showcases this well.
Angela | May 18, 2009 at 4:26 am
She is good looking.
Fun Online | May 18, 2009 at 5:04 am
she is looking gorgeous
for more fun click name
Allergic | May 18, 2009 at 5:21 am
I have allergy to drunk girls.
ROUGH--likes em natural | May 18, 2009 at 6:25 am
Sorry fish, those are real mams youll never get to view those! unless you have a script for an independent movie!! hmmm…
*Hope that tattooed idiot gets dump a second time and stays that way*
John Mann | May 18, 2009 at 6:37 am
Katy Perry is very talented despite the bad dressing and goofy make-up.
Julie Ann | May 18, 2009 at 7:19 am
The tan seashell outfir or whatever that thing is makes her legs look funny…they look super short and just…chubby. Very bizarre. Pretty from the waist up though!
ketty | May 18, 2009 at 7:34 am
Simply amazing gorgeous. yesterday I just saw her nice photos on a celebrity and millionaire site “richcupids.com”. Really the profile looks like her. But I’m not sure. maybe it’s kidding. Who knows?
spamfighter | May 18, 2009 at 8:33 am
Her entourage/friend in the blck dress looks like she has a douche-beard in the first pic.
I don’t know what a Katy Perry is but she has a pancake ass, pictures 7 & 8. For those of you out there who have never had sex, this means she can’t fuck.
Bill | May 18, 2009 at 8:53 am
Is it just me or does the other girl in the first picture look like she has a little Zoro pencil goatee going on?
britney | May 18, 2009 at 8:53 am
give you two guesses as to what song she did….
Newcastle | May 18, 2009 at 9:16 am
Big breasts FTW!
BTW, totally agree #23.
RichPort's Ghost | May 18, 2009 at 9:39 am
She has a face for porn…
Mr Hobbes | May 18, 2009 at 9:42 am
That’s got to be a scar on that chick’s chin, or maybe jager drool
Teri Hatcher | May 18, 2009 at 9:44 am
They’re real and they’re spectacular!
El Scorcho | May 18, 2009 at 9:58 am
Cankles McFatass, her tits probably sag too.
--------------------VERY RELEVANT COMMENT------------------------- | May 18, 2009 at 10:20 am
THE HOT LITTLE SEMEN SEWER IN THE BLACK DRESS IN FRONT OF KATY JUST HAS HER HAIR IN HER MOUTH. SHES PROBABLY DRUNK AND READY TO RESUME HER JOB IN THE BATHROOM AS THE PARTY SPERM TOILET.
lizzy | May 18, 2009 at 10:35 am
why do people not realize that she is fucking ugly and has no talent?
goddamn it i wish she would fucking disappear. how does anyone actually like her? because she has tits? get the fuck over it!
Meream | May 18, 2009 at 10:37 am
She is the cutest! But she looks a little bit different without bangs. Still beautiful but different, almost strange-looking.
Delgo | May 18, 2009 at 10:38 am
Katy Perry has nice thus (t9)
Long Duc Dong | May 18, 2009 at 10:48 am
She Courtney Cox’s juicier younger sister. Want to motorboat those puppies!
glace neuf | May 18, 2009 at 11:20 am
i’d hit it, kiss a girl and hit it again.
mamamiasweetpeaches | May 18, 2009 at 11:27 am
Her music doesnt bother me, its okay but I gotta say my daughter has the WII game BOOGIE SUPERSTAR which is a karaoke game. I cant sing worth a shit…but the one song on there I CAN sing is Hot N Cold. That just goes to show you how much “range” you have to have to sing that song: None!
J | May 18, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Sorry, those aren’t that big
Kelsey | May 18, 2009 at 12:17 pm
#31= bitter, party of one
She’s hot.
Tinner | May 18, 2009 at 12:54 pm
CANKLES!
EVERYWHERE!
JUST CANKLES!
lizzy | May 18, 2009 at 12:55 pm
#38
nothing to be bitter about. it’s a “why is this loser famous?” type situation.
just trying to open the eyes of people to see what a failure this overrated piece of shit is.
NOT hot.
Learn How I Make $103 Profit everyday | May 18, 2009 at 1:06 pm
who is this big tit person?
PunkA | May 18, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Her legs are about as attractive as a tree trunk. yesh, she has a huge rack, but she also has a huge ass and rather british chick looking legs. I;d give her a 7 out of 10. A 5 if she were flat chested.
PunkA | May 18, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Her legs are about as attractive as a tree trunk. yeah, she has a huge rack, but she also has a huge ass and rather british chick looking legs. I;d give her a 7 out of 10. A 5 if she were flat chested.
zorg: king of koalas | May 18, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Katy. Perry. Breasts. would’ve been plenty for the title. Nothing more necessary.
Adonis | May 18, 2009 at 1:26 pm
If she had a drop of talent or an even remotely attractive face, then the short, fat legs and flat ass could be forgiven. I can’t stand her stupid songs or her face.
lola | May 18, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Those are nice legs! That is a WOMAN’S body! I cannot vouch for her talent, but she is pretty. I do not like her style, but she is confident and proud.
alisa | May 18, 2009 at 2:08 pm
no one can ever appeal to everyone…. its funny…. perfect example.. #42 says she has a big ass and #45 says she has a flat ass. girls dont listen to what guys say… its just to make them feel special by being unrealistically picky… they will actually fuck anything.
dirk | May 18, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Were you aware that my Penis’ name is “A Girl”?
adt | May 18, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Ugh. I fucking hate Katy Perry. She’s a fugly, untalented, stupid bitch.
GLADIATOR | May 18, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Kate Perry is alright. She has her head on straight and is not as superficial as her close counterparts.
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