Here’s Katy Perry looking awesome at the VMAs last night and it appears her breasts do not have a topographical map of Peru between them. (Stupid optical illusion, I hate you!) Which is a relief because they’re basically the only reason anybody knows who she is. No, really, ask me to name one of Katy’s songs and I’ll look at you like you asked me the square root of peanut butter.
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lisa | September 14, 2009 at 9:51 am
sexy!
fsfsdaf | September 14, 2009 at 9:53 am
first!!!
chupacabra | September 14, 2009 at 9:55 am
Her cankles disappear when she’s facing one direction, but come right back when she turns sideways. What the fuck?
Crusty | September 14, 2009 at 9:59 am
What a beautiful woman! This obvious fact will not prevent some basement festering troll from saying she’s nothing special.
estetik | September 14, 2009 at 10:01 am
great, perfect, sexy…
danny | September 14, 2009 at 10:05 am
I continue to wonder what this girl looks like behind all that clown makeup she wears. She must have some awful acne scars to have to use that much putty and paint.
Nice tits, tho, for sure.
Amanda | September 14, 2009 at 10:12 am
She is so hot!
Amanda | September 14, 2009 at 10:12 am
She is so hot!
jrigo | September 14, 2009 at 10:13 am
I would demolish her (in a good way)
Crusty | September 14, 2009 at 10:13 am
Danny (#6), do you see any more makeup on this girl than you do on any other female celebrity? They all apply theater makeup for public appearances and probably additional makeup for performances.
Your argument that Katy is “hiding something” can be said for any female celebrity and therefore is deemed irrelevant.
Onyx Blackman | September 14, 2009 at 10:16 am
She’s got talent.
basement festering troll | September 14, 2009 at 10:37 am
shes nothing special
Vanessa | September 14, 2009 at 10:47 am
What a gorgeous body this girl has…
jumpin_j | September 14, 2009 at 10:47 am
Saw her live on MTV’s Palladia broadcast the V Concerts in England. She can take motorboating to a new level (with my help of course), but the studio does wonders for her voice. If she was on American Idol, she’d never get past the first round. Her body is the only impressive thing about her.
PsyKo | September 14, 2009 at 10:55 am
she pretty damn deserves her own post… wow. stunning.
lizzy | September 14, 2009 at 10:59 am
she has a nice body but her face is fucking ugly and everyone needs to get the fuck over her. she’s also talentless.
and no i am not jealous, fat or ugly. and i’d be happy to prove it.
lizzy | September 14, 2009 at 11:00 am
she has a nice body but her face is fucking ugly and everyone needs to get the fuck over her. she’s also talentless.
and no i am not jealous, fat or ugly. and i’d be happy to prove it.
Tinare | September 14, 2009 at 11:23 am
I’m glad she is giving the shorts and bustier look a break. She looks so good here.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | September 14, 2009 at 11:26 am
She could nurse a whole nation with those boobs.
Luke | September 14, 2009 at 11:31 am
Smokin’
JT | September 14, 2009 at 11:39 am
@16
Lizzy, I’d be willing to bet a million bucks that you are fuglier than Katy Perry. Not jealous? How about you come back on the site once you’ve flossed the bullshit out from between your teeth.
ROUGH daddy | September 14, 2009 at 11:55 am
Yeah! How do you call her naturally delicious without sounding like a leprecaun…
ROUGH daddy | September 14, 2009 at 11:55 am
Yeah! How do you call her naturally delicious without sounding like a leprecaun…
ROUGH daddy | September 14, 2009 at 12:05 pm
D-post. Blame it on the boob…
rah! rah! | September 14, 2009 at 12:11 pm
gross.
Delgo | September 14, 2009 at 12:15 pm
they look soft
Martina | September 14, 2009 at 12:28 pm
She looks a little more life like than Audrina. Interesting how in Pic #1 she almost … almost …. looks airbrushed, strange.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 14, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Any friend of Perez Hilton is just an annoying cunt. She should be happy she has great tits because otherwise I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between her and The Joker.
lizzy | September 14, 2009 at 1:05 pm
21 JT
like i said, i’d be happy to prove to you that i am in fact not ugly. nor am i jealous. have an email address where i can email a picture?
prick.
lizzy | September 14, 2009 at 1:05 pm
21 JT
like i said, i’d be happy to prove to you that i am in fact not ugly. nor am i jealous. have an email address where i can email a picture?
prick.
Josh | September 14, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Her face is like the surface of the moon.
The Pirate | September 14, 2009 at 1:37 pm
I don’t like this girl, but she looks fucking HOT in the pictures.
Megan Fox is HOTTER | September 14, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Butterface; Butwhatabody!!!!!
Her legs are a little shmaverage and blah, not like Charlize Theron or Cameron Diaz (who is gross except for her legs which are the best on earth). The rest of Katie’s bod is pretty sweet or is it just her boobs that rocks??? Either way her face does not do her boobs justice, like most hot boob girls their faces are blah. Megan’s boobs are far from the best, but the rest is incredible, she a bitch but she a hot bitch. This ho is hotish but not hot enough to make her “music” worth listening to and shit woman thanks for slapping on 50 coats of whore paint and coming out, what do they have to do soak her face in turpentine to get that stuf off???
cakeup | September 14, 2009 at 2:16 pm
#10. I am a Makeup artist and YES she is wearing WAY more makeup and does wear way more makeup that the average pretty woman and the average female celebrity, she is in Gwen Stephanie territory my friend and it ain’t good. She needs a new stylist team pronto, although at least her dress is pretty and sexy for once and it doesn’t look like she robbed Minnie Mouse.
Makeup artistry for celebs is a lot like baking, when you make a cake and it turns out badly; all dry, cracked, lopsided, mishapened and slightly burnt and then you slather on the icing, filling in the cracks and holes covering the dry discolored cake until it looks like what a cake should look like; uniform in shape and color, yummy and tasty with a nice smooth finish.
assman | September 14, 2009 at 2:21 pm
me likey
SYMBOLIC CLOTHING.COM | September 14, 2009 at 2:43 pm
God she is so god damn sexy.
name it for christ sake | September 14, 2009 at 2:57 pm
watch the fucking creepy guy behind in the picture 3.lol
Darth | September 14, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I’d like that other outfit better.
Rhialto | September 14, 2009 at 3:10 pm
She’s wearing the Tinkerbell dress glamour version.
Taz | September 14, 2009 at 3:11 pm
man i want to fuck her
Galtacticus | September 14, 2009 at 3:14 pm
@39
Eww! You sound like MJ!
Nero | September 14, 2009 at 3:32 pm
I think she’s too lazy to work out seriously.So what does she do to stay fit?
B | September 14, 2009 at 3:57 pm
I’ve always love TheSuperficial, but with the almost daily Katy Perry posts, I love it even more. Please never stop.
On another note, someone needs to do her a favor and get her away from people like Perez and the other useless hanger-on’s she let’s follow her around.
B | September 14, 2009 at 3:57 pm
I’ve always loved TheSuperficial, but with the almost daily Katy Perry posts, I love it even more. Please never stop.
On another note, someone needs to do her a favor and get her away from people like Perez and the other useless hanger-on’s she let’s follow her around.
Dread not | September 14, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I would take amazing amounts of time, care and joy violating Katy in the most sensuously delectable ways. After that, I’d just bang the hell out of her.
jlylec | September 14, 2009 at 4:14 pm
holy shit i’d fuck the hell out of this broad.
Galtacticus | September 14, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Pic 3,good mouthshot from a difficult angle!
I'm Horny | September 14, 2009 at 4:54 pm
I want to know where the fuck are the Hillary Rhoda pictures?
Nero | September 14, 2009 at 4:58 pm
We can finally forget all about paris Hilton with Katy Perry likes.
Pound it | September 14, 2009 at 5:01 pm
The best picture is #13. Bend her over in high heels and flip her dress up. Plus you wouldn’t have to look at her face. If you did, 100mg of viagra wouldn’t be enough.