Katy Perry gets her own post

September 14th, 2009 // 79 Comments

Here’s Katy Perry looking awesome at the VMAs last night and it appears her breasts do not have a topographical map of Peru between them. (Stupid optical illusion, I hate you!) Which is a relief because they’re basically the only reason anybody knows who she is. No, really, ask me to name one of Katy’s songs and I’ll look at you like you asked me the square root of peanut butter.

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  1. lisa

    sexy!

  2. fsfsdaf

    first!!!

  3. chupacabra

    Her cankles disappear when she’s facing one direction, but come right back when she turns sideways. What the fuck?

  4. Crusty

    What a beautiful woman! This obvious fact will not prevent some basement festering troll from saying she’s nothing special.

  5. great, perfect, sexy…

  6. danny

    I continue to wonder what this girl looks like behind all that clown makeup she wears. She must have some awful acne scars to have to use that much putty and paint.

    Nice tits, tho, for sure.

  7. Amanda

    She is so hot!

  8. Amanda

    She is so hot!

  9. jrigo

    I would demolish her (in a good way)

  10. Crusty

    Danny (#6), do you see any more makeup on this girl than you do on any other female celebrity? They all apply theater makeup for public appearances and probably additional makeup for performances.

    Your argument that Katy is “hiding something” can be said for any female celebrity and therefore is deemed irrelevant.

  11. Onyx Blackman

    She’s got talent.

  12. Vanessa

    What a gorgeous body this girl has…

  13. jumpin_j

    Saw her live on MTV’s Palladia broadcast the V Concerts in England. She can take motorboating to a new level (with my help of course), but the studio does wonders for her voice. If she was on American Idol, she’d never get past the first round. Her body is the only impressive thing about her.

  14. PsyKo

    she pretty damn deserves her own post… wow. stunning.

  15. lizzy

    she has a nice body but her face is fucking ugly and everyone needs to get the fuck over her. she’s also talentless.

    and no i am not jealous, fat or ugly. and i’d be happy to prove it.

  16. lizzy

    she has a nice body but her face is fucking ugly and everyone needs to get the fuck over her. she’s also talentless.

    and no i am not jealous, fat or ugly. and i’d be happy to prove it.

  17. Tinare

    I’m glad she is giving the shorts and bustier look a break. She looks so good here.

  18. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    She could nurse a whole nation with those boobs.

  19. Luke

    Smokin’

  20. JT

    @16
    Lizzy, I’d be willing to bet a million bucks that you are fuglier than Katy Perry. Not jealous? How about you come back on the site once you’ve flossed the bullshit out from between your teeth.

  21. ROUGH daddy

    Yeah! How do you call her naturally delicious without sounding like a leprecaun…

  22. ROUGH daddy

    Yeah! How do you call her naturally delicious without sounding like a leprecaun…

  23. ROUGH daddy

    D-post. Blame it on the boob…

  24. rah! rah!

    gross.

  25. Delgo

    they look soft

  26. Martina

    She looks a little more life like than Audrina. Interesting how in Pic #1 she almost … almost …. looks airbrushed, strange.

  27. Any friend of Perez Hilton is just an annoying cunt. She should be happy she has great tits because otherwise I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between her and The Joker.

  28. lizzy

    21 JT

    like i said, i’d be happy to prove to you that i am in fact not ugly. nor am i jealous. have an email address where i can email a picture?

    prick.

  29. lizzy

    21 JT

    like i said, i’d be happy to prove to you that i am in fact not ugly. nor am i jealous. have an email address where i can email a picture?

    prick.

  30. Josh

    Her face is like the surface of the moon.

  31. The Pirate

    I don’t like this girl, but she looks fucking HOT in the pictures.

  32. Megan Fox is HOTTER

    Butterface; Butwhatabody!!!!!

    Her legs are a little shmaverage and blah, not like Charlize Theron or Cameron Diaz (who is gross except for her legs which are the best on earth). The rest of Katie’s bod is pretty sweet or is it just her boobs that rocks??? Either way her face does not do her boobs justice, like most hot boob girls their faces are blah. Megan’s boobs are far from the best, but the rest is incredible, she a bitch but she a hot bitch. This ho is hotish but not hot enough to make her “music” worth listening to and shit woman thanks for slapping on 50 coats of whore paint and coming out, what do they have to do soak her face in turpentine to get that stuf off???

  33. cakeup

    #10. I am a Makeup artist and YES she is wearing WAY more makeup and does wear way more makeup that the average pretty woman and the average female celebrity, she is in Gwen Stephanie territory my friend and it ain’t good. She needs a new stylist team pronto, although at least her dress is pretty and sexy for once and it doesn’t look like she robbed Minnie Mouse.

    Makeup artistry for celebs is a lot like baking, when you make a cake and it turns out badly; all dry, cracked, lopsided, mishapened and slightly burnt and then you slather on the icing, filling in the cracks and holes covering the dry discolored cake until it looks like what a cake should look like; uniform in shape and color, yummy and tasty with a nice smooth finish.

  34. God she is so god damn sexy.

  35. name it for christ sake

    watch the fucking creepy guy behind in the picture 3.lol

  36. Darth

    I’d like that other outfit better.

  37. Rhialto

    She’s wearing the Tinkerbell dress glamour version.

  38. Taz

    man i want to fuck her

  39. Galtacticus

    @39
    Eww! You sound like MJ!

  40. Nero

    I think she’s too lazy to work out seriously.So what does she do to stay fit?

  41. B

    I’ve always love TheSuperficial, but with the almost daily Katy Perry posts, I love it even more. Please never stop.

    On another note, someone needs to do her a favor and get her away from people like Perez and the other useless hanger-on’s she let’s follow her around.

  42. B

    I’ve always loved TheSuperficial, but with the almost daily Katy Perry posts, I love it even more. Please never stop.

    On another note, someone needs to do her a favor and get her away from people like Perez and the other useless hanger-on’s she let’s follow her around.

  43. Dread not

    I would take amazing amounts of time, care and joy violating Katy in the most sensuously delectable ways. After that, I’d just bang the hell out of her.

  44. jlylec

    holy shit i’d fuck the hell out of this broad.

  45. Galtacticus

    Pic 3,good mouthshot from a difficult angle!

  46. I'm Horny

    I want to know where the fuck are the Hillary Rhoda pictures?

  47. Nero

    We can finally forget all about paris Hilton with Katy Perry likes.

  48. Pound it

    The best picture is #13. Bend her over in high heels and flip her dress up. Plus you wouldn’t have to look at her face. If you did, 100mg of viagra wouldn’t be enough.

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