Katy Perry gets her own post
Here’s Katy Perry looking awesome at the VMAs last night and it appears her breasts do not have a topographical map of Peru between them. (Stupid optical illusion, I hate you!) Which is a relief because they’re basically the only reason anybody knows who she is. No, really, ask me to name one of Katy’s songs and I’ll look at you like you asked me the square root of peanut butter.