Katy Perry gets cleavagey for Complex

May 26th, 2009 // 54 Comments

Katy Perry sat down with Complex where she talks about her sweet, “God-given” breasts and how doing push-ups keeps them from looking like “armpit pancakes.” Whatever she’s doing, they look awesome enough to rip a hole in the time/space continuum. Or my pants. Same diff.

Scope Out Katy’s Entire Photo Shoot on Complex.com

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Comments (54)

  1. J | May 26, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    Gross.

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  2. daryl | May 26, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    first?

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  3. rutgersjaffo | May 26, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    FRIST!!!

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  4. Hefe | May 26, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Gross???

    #1, a little delusional are we?

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  5. Your_a_snooty_booty | May 26, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    mmm sexy :D

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  6. VandaL | May 26, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    I would fuck that into next week and back.

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  7. Gooba | May 26, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    well they sure failed at utilizing her breasts in the best possible way. what a terrible photo shoot.

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  8. Lipster | May 26, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    I like boobs!

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  9. Lineman7 | May 26, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    Oooooh! She’s SO edgy….
    Go home already fauxmosexual… your music sucks swine balls!

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  10. Deva | May 26, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    Good thing everyone loves her for her talent. And by talent I mean boobs.

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  11. theyarentjustforbreakfastanymore | May 26, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………

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  12. Yeah | May 26, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    She can produce more cleavage than that. This is bullshit.

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  13. spamfighter | May 26, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    that may be, but she left her ass in her other pants and might want to consider adding ‘squats’ to her exercise regime so that I might bless her with my magnificent god-given shlong.

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  14. Darth | May 26, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    That’s a tight looking ass.Is this the one who kissed a girl?

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  15. Morgan | May 26, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    I get told I look like this chick all the time, but until now I had only seen her in that unsightly fruit costume she wore at the Grammy’s, so I guess I’ll stop being offended by that now.

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  16. assman | May 26, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    id hit it

    im the assman

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  17. cholo | May 26, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Um, she has cankels. There was another shot of her on stage a week ago on this site. Not that much to write home about.

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  18. Nero | May 26, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Where exactly did she kiss the girl? On the cheek or on some other places?

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  19. havoc | May 26, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    Creamy white ta ta’s……

    .

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  20. Krassy McKrass | May 26, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Forget motorboating, I’d be yatching.

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  21. Funeral Guy | May 26, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    I wouldn’t listen to this bitch’s music if you stuck a gun to my head, but could you please put up a couple of more pictures. I’m almost done rubbing one out.

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  22. mikeock | May 26, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Yes please, may I have another?

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  23. 1 MILF Hunter | May 26, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    #1 – WTF???

    That is an awesome rack.

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  24. jBiGGz | May 26, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    OoooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwWWWW!!!!!! aint nothing butt the dogg in meeeeee! =))))

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  25. Sammy | May 26, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    Holy airbrushed Batman. Her skin is very flawed, not perfect like in these pictures.

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  26. Party Kid 3000 (aka Hannukah Montana) | May 26, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    @8
    OMG! That powerful statement of yours made me cry man. You’ve made all of the breast-lovers out there proud of you. Bravo, bravo. If there was an academy award for “Best Breast-Lover”, you’d be the perfect honoree for that. Again, kudos to your powerful words of inspiration. May you prosper in your future mammary endeavors to come.

    In behalf of breast-lovers out there, we salute you.

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  27. RichPort's Ghost | May 26, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    I’d nail her and the photoshop guru who made her…

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  28. Jerry | May 26, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Kramer is here? Dammit, you left your apartment door open again. Your Katy Perry ran away!

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  29. Uncle Fester | May 26, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Mortisha has this rookie wanna be emu covered.

    Has her few minutes of fame clocked out yet?

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  30. Julie | May 26, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    I think she has the most perfect body ever!

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  31. ROUGH Daddy | May 26, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    Ill bet the silicon slingers are jealous of all this natural goodness!

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  32. GossipCrunch | May 26, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Wannnnnnnnaaaaaa lick that.

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  33. Texas Tranny | May 26, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Pretty outfit.

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  34. J | May 26, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Uhhh, let’s see. Her face is ass ugly, she looks like a dumb whore (which, WHOA!, she is!)…

    but, when it comes right down to it, I would forgive all of the aforementioned if her music wasn’t complete and utter SHIT.

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  35. J | May 26, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    Uhhh, let’s see. Her face is ass ugly, she looks like a dumb whore (which, WHOA!, she is!)…

    but, when it comes right down to it, I would forgive all of the aforementioned if her music wasn’t complete and utter SHIT.

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  36. fromgrointotheknee | May 26, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    she is a fucking goddess. thanks superficial. if even you’d like her, then she must be unreal.

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  37. Treeka | May 26, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    She is my fav for sure.

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  38. Beedo | May 26, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    I’m never sure whether or not i’d repeatedly punch her hard in the face or fuck her, or maybe it would be beneficial just to do both at once!

    Either way, she looks the type of broad who’d take a load in the mouth from 10 men then spit the result in your mothers face!

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  39. Alli Watermelon | May 26, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    I’m straight, but that girl is totally HOT!!!! And yes, push ups and the pectoral fly help keep large breasts perky :)

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  40. Huckleberry Hashimoto | May 26, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    I’d spank that till it was good and rosy, but if she sings or even hums anything, the deal is off.

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  41. Salty Bob | May 26, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    Be warned. My wife was built like that 30 years ago, but now she looks more like Shrek, only a little less green.

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  42. lola | May 26, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    She is undoubtedly very beautiful, but I have no respect for her showing her body like that

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  43. vito | May 26, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    JEEEEZUS KEEERYST…

    What a bunch of fucking nutbars! One moron thinks she’s gross (gross?). Another seems to have the inside scoop on the size of her “cankels.” And some other dipshit has no respect for her because she’s “showing her body like that.” Eeeek…cleavage!

    Not only that but, according to some other shit-for-brains, her “face is ass ugly,” and for one reason or another, perhaps because of all of the above, he claims that she is apparently a whore.

    Hey, Dr. Phil…there are a boatload of motherfuckers in here that need some therapy! And while you’re at it:

    Physician, heal thyself!”

    Oh yeah, one more thing: who gives two shits about her singing? She can only hum with a dick in her mouth. I mean…REALLY, FOLKS!!!

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  44. gerard vandenberg | May 27, 2009 at 12:23 am

    …………………..AMERICA CAN ACT PATHETIC, folks!!

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  45. Charley Kane | May 27, 2009 at 12:30 am

    Scantily clad only cuts it when you are a babe – this woman is not a babe.

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  46. J | May 27, 2009 at 12:50 am

    What the FUCK are you even talking about, “Vito”?
    Just…just stop talking.

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  47. dough | May 27, 2009 at 1:13 am

    The thing i’d eat from between those boobs

    fuck


    the things I’d eat from her ass!

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  48. Delish | May 27, 2009 at 2:06 am

    I wanna make her my own personal body pillow. She looks so soft and she probably smellslike a stripper …yummy….yup I’d definately go gay for her !

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  49. Juice | May 27, 2009 at 2:41 am

    She can’t sing live for shit, all style no substance, typical manufactured pop princess. Then again this is where this shit belongs anyway.

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