Katy Perry dresses like a 5 year old and other news

October 7th, 2009 // 50 Comments

- Nick Nolte’s son was arrested for DUI today. Lucky. The only thing my father and I ever did together was play catch and maintain open lines of communication. Way to be really there for me, dad. [PopEater]

- Dina Lohan launches Shoe-han and it’s exactly as retarded as it sounds. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katie Price executes the always classic Britney Spears Umbrella attack. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jennifer Lopez is “Lola” now. [Just Jared]

- Chris Brown is probably going to get sued by Wrigley’s which totally ruins everyone’s plans to make sure he suffers absolutely no consequences. Dammit, Wrigley’s! [Celebslam]

- Shia LaBeouf meets Gordon Gekko. [PopSugar]

- Anna Nicole Smith was apparently our nation’s most underrated acting talent. [The Blemish]

- Taylor Lautner just made Tom Cruise drop the shirt button he uses for a dinner plate. [Socialite Life]

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Comments (50)

  1. johnnydev | October 7, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    Woot First! Obama sucks Balls!

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  2. mbp | October 7, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    That dress is not that bad… :P

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  3. Greg | October 7, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    First beyatches!

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  4. Pete O'file | October 7, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    You know what the best thing about 25 year olds is? There’s 20 of ‘em.

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  5. Greg | October 7, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    Damn…lol

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  6. Racer X | October 7, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    That dress is awful and I think her titties are gettin’ smaller.

    8^(

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  7. Jim | October 7, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    A 5-year old with huge guns!

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  8. Baster | October 7, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    I’d stuff her turkey all day long. I like the breast meats! Nom nom!

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  9. eada | October 7, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    Uh, didn’t anyone notice the big fail on “Nick Nolte’s arrested” and the fact that the link to Chris Brown doesn’t actually go there???? FAIL.

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  10. Salvo | October 7, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    Girl has some major issues…

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  11. karen | October 7, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    what a hot mess plus beyonce billboard women of the year visit
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  12. Jay Rodrigo | October 7, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    Your face looks like my hairy ass in that pic, but id still stick my sausage in between those sloppy milkers.

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  13. Kick | October 7, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    I’m now as sick of Katy Perry as I am of Megan Fox. NEXT.

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  14. Iujuu | October 7, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    she’s so beautiful, no matter what she wears <3

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  15. Emily | October 7, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    This is not news.

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  16. Kelley | October 7, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    I love the dress, and her tits are real. Something to be said for that. And she always looks happy and not fucked up, coked out, bitchy, retarded or assuming a phony pose.

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  17. illy | October 7, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    that dress is awesomeATED

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  18. small business health insurance | October 7, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    @ 16, i couldn’t agree more

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  19. Shari Brock | October 7, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    Not going to lie, really not feeling that dress on her. And her hair looks like she just rolled out of bed! Seriously, doesn’t take that long to style. However, the top on that dress is very flattering, but I cannot get past the Muppet print!

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  20. Bootilicious | October 7, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    The dress comes off, that’s all you need to remember.

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  21. f | October 7, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    this girl is a plain jane.

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  22. mer | October 7, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    “PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!”

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  23. Tanzarian | October 7, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    I bet she’s not as tight as a five year old, but I’d like to find out.

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  24. Tanzarian | October 7, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    No, I didn’t mean… what I mean to say is I’d bang *her* like a five year old.

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  25. Tanzarian | October 7, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    No no no… I mean, if Katy Perry was the five year old I’d… no, uh…

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  26. Tanzarian | October 7, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    I mean I’d bang Katy Perry at her current age for five years. I meant that all along. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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  27. Felicia Lynn | October 7, 2009 at 11:46 pm

    What was she thinking with that outfit?! Top looks great, but that Muppet print?! Horrible. She should not have been let out of the house in that!

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  28. anon | October 8, 2009 at 12:47 am

    Holy god, that is horrendous. And hard to look at.

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  29. Narcissist | October 8, 2009 at 1:41 am

    At least she’s sticking with the high heels.

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  30. http://www.thefamousphere.com | October 8, 2009 at 2:12 am

    I think I’ll just revert to my standard comment for any Katy Perry post….annoying cunt.

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  31. Turd the third | October 8, 2009 at 7:44 am

    It looks like she has been doing some celebrity shop lifting and has stuck several packages of canned ham into the top of her pantyhose under her dress!

    This is just ugly ugly ugly. Her face, well,,,, is just ugly too…. I bet she smells bad… Maybe that’s why she stole the ham?

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  32. Memory Cards | October 8, 2009 at 8:49 am

    I love all these outfits that are katy perry inspired. i want it all especially the shoes.
    Awesome post and stay connected.

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  33. Memory Cards | October 8, 2009 at 8:49 am

    I love all these outfits that are katy perry inspired. i want it all especially the shoes.
    Awesome post and stay connected.

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  34. YES! | October 8, 2009 at 8:50 am

    @ 16 and 18 – so true…
    She looks so freaking good and she is original… not as over the top as lady gaga, but the beauty of her is, she doesnt have to be to look hot and get attention!

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  35. mamamiasweetpeaches | October 8, 2009 at 9:31 am

    I would wear that dress. Of course I’d pair it with black heels, but still – the MUPPETS rock!

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  36. Bubba | October 8, 2009 at 10:00 am

    Tanzarian.. You make me laugh ^_^

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  37. Bubba | October 8, 2009 at 10:00 am

    Tanzarian.. You make me laugh ^_^

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  39. name it for christ sake | October 8, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    that funbags looks daring.

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  40. Alli Watermelon | October 8, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    #6…her titties are getting smaller because she keeps losing weight. Ugh, it’s irritating lol. Although, I think her boobies are the type that will stick around, regardless of her weight. But seriously…her arms are withering away slowly, and she’s turning into a bobble head. Grrrr

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  41. Rhialto | October 8, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    Let me guess,is this supposed to be Minnie Mouse?

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  42. Darth | October 8, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    It could be Pluto as well.

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  43. Cardenzl Ximenez | October 8, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    The dress is an attempt to keep your eyes from focusing on her ji-normous downs syndrome like cranium and her “did you just stick that in my ass” eyes.

    Her and Gaga are both fugly.

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  44. missywissy | October 8, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    I agree with 16

    Taylor L. is beautiful. He’s got a great personality, too. Whatever happened to Lava Girl?

    I would battle Tom Cruise for him any day of the week!

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  46. affiliate | February 24, 2010 at 11:50 pm

    she doesnt have to be to look hot and get attention!

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  47. london of links | March 25, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    nice

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  48. MBT Shoes | April 16, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    I would wear that dress.

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  49. ghd | April 30, 2010 at 5:13 am

    oh, beautiful girl.

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  50. ghd | April 30, 2010 at 5:13 am

    oh, beautiful girl.

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