Katy Perry dresses like a 5 year old and other news

- Nick Nolte’s son was arrested for DUI today. Lucky. The only thing my father and I ever did together was play catch and maintain open lines of communication. Way to be really there for me, dad. [PopEater]

- Dina Lohan launches Shoe-han and it’s exactly as retarded as it sounds. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katie Price executes the always classic Britney Spears Umbrella attack. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jennifer Lopez is “Lola” now. [Just Jared]

- Chris Brown is probably going to get sued by Wrigley’s which totally ruins everyone’s plans to make sure he suffers absolutely no consequences. Dammit, Wrigley’s! [Celebslam]

- Shia LaBeouf meets Gordon Gekko. [PopSugar]

- Anna Nicole Smith was apparently our nation’s most underrated acting talent. [The Blemish]

- Taylor Lautner just made Tom Cruise drop the shirt button he uses for a dinner plate. [Socialite Life]

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