Katy Perry & Dita Von Teese fight AIDS. Somehow.

May 13th, 2009 // 49 Comments

Here’s Katy Perry and Dita Von Teese teaming up with fashion house H&M in the fight against AIDS. I don’t really get how this campaign is helping unless confusing the hell out of me while inducing a half-erection is the cure which, I’m not gonna lie, is something I’ve always suspected.

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Comments (49)

  1. no? | May 13, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    burlesque condom to-go

    1?

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  2. Jasmine | May 13, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    Has anyone else noticed how saggy yet small Katy Perry’s breasts look compared to every other photo of her?

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  3. g_girl | May 13, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    nice photos, but is that news?

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  4. Mr. Obvious | May 13, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    I don’t care. I’d bang Katy Perry till something caught on fire.

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  5. iSee | May 13, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Uglies.

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  6. Oliver Joyner | May 13, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    id pay to see them kiss

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  7. soup strirrin | May 13, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Reminds me of that one AIDS campaign Christina A did back in the day for Aldo. It was something like buy a $5 dog tag necklace and money gets donated. I only bought it for her picture honestly, lol.

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  8. soup strirrin | May 13, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    OmG and here it is:
    http://pictures.kyozou.com/pictures/_7/6214/6213830.jpg

    So yeah, it’s been done before.

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  9. RichPort's Ghost | May 13, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    I can’t see these two encouraging anything other than drunk one night stand “who the fuck is she and my is my dick burning” sex…

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  10. Richard McBeef | May 13, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    I don’t see how this fights AIDS. These pics make me want to turn gay and we all know gay = AIDS.

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  11. mikeock | May 13, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    getting rather hungry for a nice piece of dick right now

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  12. Dude | May 13, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    Katy needs to follow Dita’s example and start doing porn. Or at least take out her tits. She has really awesome looking tits.

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  13. Krassy McKrass | May 13, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    I’ve been in love with Katy since seeing her in that green bikini. Motorboat city!

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  14. Racer X | May 13, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Katy Perry is hotter than the sun.

    /Jayden Jaymes is the Katy Perry of porn.

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  15. Racer X | May 13, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Katy Perry is hotter than the sun.

    /Jayden Jaymes is the Katy Perry of porn.

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  16. Racer X | May 13, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Katy Perry is hotter than the sun.

    /Jayden Jaymes is the Katy Perry of porn.

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  17. Zanna | May 13, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    Nice outfit, Katie. Who would wear that much colon on the outside of their body?

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  18. gil | May 13, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    i would want aids if it meant fucking Katy

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  19. rock | May 13, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    If they want to fight AIDS, they should show off their ass a little more… any pooper shots, Fish?

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  20. Zanna | May 13, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    They should make a “Richard Gere” version of that leotard katie is wearing and put a gerbil in the intestine. Then it would make sense.

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  21. havoc | May 13, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    According to that shirt…..Katy has no rectum.

    .

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  22. jimbo | May 13, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    imagining cameltoe……eyes straining……. but no evidence yet

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  23. Sadie Lady | May 13, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    For anyone saying anything negative about the physical appearance of either of these women; are you fucking nuts!?!?!? these girls have the naturally amazing bodies that poeple pay to get – they are totally fucking beautiful and yes, i’m jealous, but alteast i’m honest.

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  24. le fag | May 13, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Katy Perry has no womanly curves at all… she’s a shapeless talentless dog.

    Dita, on the other hand… meow! So what if she’s done Marilyn Manson…. I’d be her best friend.

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  25. titsonsnack | May 13, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    Dita Von Teese’s shit is so played out. Her real name, Heather Sweet, works much better IMO. She has a weird bean-shaped head and the Bettie Page thing is so fucking unoriginal and tired. She’s a giant bore.

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  26. dude | May 13, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    I kicked a squirrel.

    And I liked it.

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  27. Courtyardpigeon | May 13, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    #5 you must be a blind homosexual….those two are smokin’

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  28. alfalfa | May 13, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    Who the heck is Dipsy von Tits?

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  29. Parker | May 13, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Katy’s colon looks so inviting.

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  30. Charley Kane | May 13, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    These two women already do their bit to not spread Aids by being so unattractive that no man in his right mind would bone them. Thank you ladies for thinking of our health.

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  31. dirk | May 13, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    So you can fight aids by having unprotected sex with IV drug users and gangster rappers? Well, that’ll make ALL whores happy, no?

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  32. ROUGH--likes em natural | May 13, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    I think Kathy is the only prominent female artist in entertainment with the natural double d licious breast…

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  33. Rock And/Or Roll | May 13, 2009 at 10:29 pm

    Katy Perry would wreck me. And I would love it. I don’t care how crappy her music is. Jebus Christ, I am ready for the Katocalypse.

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  34. Rock And/Or Roll | May 13, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    Katy Perry would wreck me. And I would love it. I don’t care how crappy her music is. Jebus Christ, I am ready for the Katocalypse.

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  35. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason | May 13, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    Dita VT – her face??? Its just plain and no features. UGLY!

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  36. Bo | May 13, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    I’ve seen Katy Perry sing live…let’s just say alot of people ended up leaving XD. It’s stupid these talentless “singers” are so worshipped.

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  37. gerard vandenberg | May 14, 2009 at 1:09 am

    Don’t you get it?
    They don’t give a shit about all those organisations.
    “KATY PERRY & DITA VON TEESE”.
    that’s the only thing what count, NAIVE AMERICA!!!

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  38. v tard | May 14, 2009 at 2:38 am

    Katy Perry in a leotard.

    FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

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  39. Fun Online | May 14, 2009 at 2:38 am

    nice

    click name

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  40. Venom | May 14, 2009 at 3:12 am

    I would cure Aids and Cancer to get with Katy Perry.

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  41. The T Man | May 14, 2009 at 5:08 am

    Both look like transsexuals.

    Unfortunately, they think they look hot.

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  42. Petros Petraki | May 14, 2009 at 6:40 am

    Have you seen Dita’s Playboy pictoral from ’99? Her box is gross, i wouldn’t go near that shit.

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  43. shokroklove | May 14, 2009 at 7:35 am

    dita should be the first photo we see. obviously.

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  44. Aunt Jemima | May 14, 2009 at 10:32 am

    They fight aids by not putting their penises in each other’s ass holes.

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  45. Paul Thomas Anderson | May 14, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    Von Teese has a beautiful body. She had a natural bush in her Playboy pictorial (from 2002 not 99) and still managed to look gorgeous without shaving off all her pubes. Some women look like they have a bear down there even with a partial bush (Gwyneth Paltrow comes to mind), not Von Teese.

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  46. Damn | May 14, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Why does my penis keep telling me that apparently I really wanna fuck Katy Perry?!?! Damn, she always looks fuckable.

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  47. Meream | May 14, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Oh men, those are cute. What theyre wearing, not them. Theyre just okay.

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  48. Liz | May 14, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    They are both really pretty.
    Props to them for supporting the fight against AIDS.

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  49. Liane | May 15, 2009 at 10:43 am

    Tokio Hotel. They’re in the campaign as well.

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