Katy Perry can’t spell

July 28th, 2009 // 82 Comments

Katy Perry had Josh Groban’s name tattooed on her breast last night in Soho except it’s spelled “Grobin.” Whoops. Fortunately it’s a fake, but it gave me an excuse to post pics of her awesome breasts which is also why I included shots of her shopping yesterday afternoon. I mean, I posted them because I love Katy’s musical talent and beautiful fa- HAHAHA! I almost made it. So close.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Mickey0123

    So, let me get this straight, on top of having no talent she is also dumb as dust. Ok, I think I get it now. Before you mark yourself up you should definitely make sure that the spelling is correct. She is somewhat hot though.

  2. vito

    Relax, Katy, while I slip into something more comfortable…like your vagina!

  3. lola

    She is such a beautiful woman. She looks great in the first outfit because it is almost normal. I have never heard any of her music but she seems so happy to be following her dreams. I wish we all had as much “balls” to do whatever we want regardless of public opinion.

  4. She is looking great with tattoo .

  5. @35..congrats to failing at reading sarcasm on teh intarwebs..fucking idiot.

  6. Roflcopter

    @28: Funniest boob rant ever.

  7. Adrian Grenier

    We were kissing and stuff and then I went down like I was going to go down on her and she’s unshaved just fyi, just plain hairy, but the worst part was the…the SMELL. It was like she hadn’t showered in days, and that’s just not polite to let a guy go down on you when YOU KNOW you didn’t take a shower and she’s hairy! So I look up at her, you know I pause, and she looks down at me with that smile she does in the “I Kissed A Girl” video, sort of like “Suck it up”.

    L&A: So what did you do? You told her it was too much right. Or you didn’t feel good?

    ME: No..I …sucked it up and just held my breath. It was Katy Perry!!

  8. krazihottkevin

    totto i’m home…

  9. Axel

    She’s a cutie…

    ‘Nuff Said

  10. Quinn

    She has bad skin. yikes…. i’d still put a bag over her face… 53?? following her dreams WTF are you Katie??

  11. britney1990

    Amazine! It was said she just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on http://www.blackwhitemeet.com and many hot picture are shown…so man fans show so much interesting to her there, oh, really? it is nice to enjoy more about it…

  12. Glad that shits fake. Was just thinking the other day how tattoos permanently destroy boobs almost every time.

    Don’t know people, I like to see pretty much anything Katy Perry has to show. Except for her 50/50 unflattering taste in clothes (does she not believe in heels?).

    Have they been photoshopping that thing on her chest? I don’t recall seeing it before.

    Actually I’m suspicious about what kind of problem she has. She seems hooked on losers and dorks.

  13. sam hain

    @62 then maybe you should get up in there!

  14. Scott

    “42. fjfk – July 28, 2009 7:02 PM

    Scott, are you related to her, banging her, or actually are her? There’s way too much passion in your attempts to defend Katy Perry. I mean, why else would you give a flying fuck? Just saying…”

    Why, because i called some idiot out who was trying to ‘take a stand’ because he doesnt like her music, so he’d pretty much gay up and make knuckle children instead….yea, that’s all me…next time, try reading comprehension…70% of that post was the copy / paste of the idiot in question.. Just sick of listening to jagoffs like that ‘take a stand’ or callout some chick like this when in reality, if she was 2 feet in front of him, you’d need a beach towel to catch the drool coming off him…..although admittedly that may always be there and may have nothing to do with seeing her.

  15. gdiddy

    There is a fat girl inside of her waiting till she turns 30 to just completely bust out….Trust me Katy Perry= Next Kelly Clarkson

  16. tahnee

    are they real? i’m not used to seeing natural breasts on this site!

  17. JailLawsuit

    She looks like the retarded, far less attractive and talented cousin of Zooey DesChanel.

  18. Nero

    Let’s say,if i was her boyfriend.I would rather give her a tongue piercing than a tattoo.

  19. I liked the one with the lettuce better…

  20. Maybe she meant to write “gropin” [Makes squeezie motion with hands]

  21. shokroklove

    this just proves what a stupid, attention-desprate idiot this bitch really is.

  22. shokroklove

    oh my god i was so distracted by her lame tit flashing that i didnt even realise she’s actually a 57 year old woman.
    WTF IS WRONG WITH HER FACE???

  23. Delgo

    :droppin’ fuckin’ looooooooooaaaaads:

  24. martina

    Again, apart from plastic tits, what is her talent?

  25. saltpeanuts

    Those babies are pear shaped. The renowned science of Boobology tells us that pear shaped breasts means that the owner is a freak in bed. True story.

  26. lacy

    She’s attractive. I like her face too! – christiansinglesdate.com

  27. If you don’t like her: “HATER!!!”

    if you do like her: “TRENDY FUCKTARD/ASSHAT/HOLDONLETMECHECKURBANDICTIONARYFORANOTHERONE!!!”

  28. Wow.. So amazing man! She is looking damn hot.. Katy is really looking awesome with the sign of her lover on her most private area. Thanks for sharing this photos.

  29. Derma, anyone?

    Uhhh, isn’t she rich enough to afford a hundred sessions with a dermatologist? She badly needs to have her face treated for acne, peeled, diamond scrubbed and all those other dermatological procedures.

    Or did she blow off all her money on breast augmentation? It’s not even that expensive!

  30. Commented on this photo:

    Unzip it all the way down and TAKE IT OFF!

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