Katy Perry can’t spell

July 28th, 2009 // 82 Comments

Katy Perry had Josh Groban’s name tattooed on her breast last night in Soho except it’s spelled “Grobin.” Whoops. Fortunately it’s a fake, but it gave me an excuse to post pics of her awesome breasts which is also why I included shots of her shopping yesterday afternoon. I mean, I posted them because I love Katy’s musical talent and beautiful fa- HAHAHA! I almost made it. So close.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. LawnGnome

    Wish the tatoo was real. That would be great.

  2. joe smallcock

    Something about her has me wanting to put my uncircumcised turtle head in her….

  3. Alice

    cute outfit, looks a bit uncomfortable though.
    like her tits are going to pop out any second..

  4. Perkin Merkin

    Those bazongas cannot be stopped. One can only hope to contain them.

  5. GotMilk

    Alice- we can only hope!

    Katy let us help you into something more comfortable…

  6. GotMilk

    Perkin- who wants them contained???

  7. I’d lick her ass while she was giving birth.

  8. And shes milking the attention for all its worth…damn those look firm!

  9. Venom

    See this is more like it! Katy is yummy. More plz.

  10. Harold^Sick

    Very nice. How much?

  11. Sport

    I would nurse on those mammaries ALL DAY LONG.

  12. Charles Few

    Thank you for posting something that doesn’t make me want to claw my eyes out.

  13. Pico Mornay

    Damm!!! This Girl is Hot..I would to grab and lick those huge natural tits…

  14. Pico Mornay

    Damm!!! This Girl is Hot..I would love to grab and lick those huge natural tits…

  15. Joe

    Every day, Tara Reid wakes up and wishes she had tits that looked this good. She tried… and failed.

    Curse your rockin’ tits.

  16. El Scorcho

    For shame….try as I might, those massive saggers can’t distract me from the woodstain she used to cover up her zits.

  17. havoc

    Awesomeness…..

    .

  18. Beetlejuice

    She has a gorgeous face. You obviously love cockn’balls.

  19. anon

    she’s pretty, but she wears toooo much makeup. and that giant mole kind of creeps me out.

  20. sva1994

    The Superficial is making fun of someone for not being able to spell? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Because the spelling and grammar on this site is always SO tight.

  21. sva1994

    The Superficial is making fun of someone’s spelling? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Because the spelling and grammar on this site is SO tight. LOL.

  22. bone

    Regardless of spelling history on the sight, I don’t see how knowing how to spell that guy’s name would ever be a point of pride…unless we’re talking gay pride.

  23. assy mccracken

    Who cares if she can spell? All she’s got to be able to do is hold on to the bed while I bang her all night.

  24. Josh has absolutely no range.

  25. Who?

    I think she’s pretty average, but she does look like she’ll do just about anything in bed. Am I right?

  26. JustForFun

    I think it would be fun to get Katie and Lindsey Lohan naked on a bed just shaking their boobs back and forth against each other. Some people want to see Mount Rushmore but I want to see that.

  27. gil

    i would eat her shit

  28. PASS

    BE HONEST how hot would she be without the boobs?? NOT HOT. Look at pic 8 it’s not even a close up and her face looks BEAT. I admit that those boobs are great, but the rest is very very mediocre, she dresses like a she-douche and she thinks she has talent when she’s just annoying as fuck. This girl was put on the planet for boob oogling and nothing more, you can’t even date, let alone marry a great rack, boobs are just not enough for a man to have to listen to a chick like this.
    The reality is a lot of good from far/ far fo good chicks have great boobs. So many men marry some bitch because she has a great rack and NOTHING more. Great rack girls usually get fat and even if they don’t the boobs will eventully look like wet socks. Boobs cannot sustain a marriage, yet day afterday I see dudes who are stuck with some cow who once had or has great tits,but crappy everything else and the poor retard that married the boobs is trapped in a life with the heinous bitch attached to them. Be strong men, do not overvalue the boob or you’ll end up like every fat bald midde aged man withkids he cn’t stand married to some fat cow whose face makeshim want to sleep wih the famil dog wo ONCE had a good rack.

    A good rack on some pasty fugly lemon faced goth/pop/punk princess who thinks she’s cute and so original just doesn’t cut it. If it did I find such total shit hot I would find Ashley Simpson attractive and only supreme turd donkeys find Assley Boobson attractive. Besides this skank reminds me of Moe Howard.

  29. Ahab

    @28: Turn the lights off….:-0

  30. @28 tl;dr…but I’m going to take a stand in regards to Katy Perry..good looking broad with tits but thats as far as it goes. Her music is absolute shit and I’d rather honestly touch myself to Boy George’s music more instead if it came down to it and admit it proudly just before I got the shit kicked out of for wearing a fishnet shirt.

  31. KindOfBlue

    I’m pretty sure the misspelling was part of the joke…

  32. Joe Mason

    She can obviousluy spell: MEDIA WHORE

  33. Tanzarian

    (o|o)

  34. Scott

    “28. PASS – July 28, 2009 3:56 PM

    BE HONEST how hot would she be without the boobs?? NOT HOT. Look at pic 8 it’s not even a close up and her face looks BEAT. I admit that those boobs are great, but the rest is very very mediocre, she dresses like a she-douche and she thinks she has talent when she’s just annoying as fuck. This girl was put on the planet for boob oogling and nothing more, you can’t even date, let alone marry a great rack, boobs are just not enough for a man to have to listen to a chick like this.
    The reality is a lot of good from far/ far fo good chicks have great boobs. So many men marry some bitch because she has a great rack and NOTHING more. Great rack girls usually get fat and even if they don’t the boobs will eventully look like wet socks. Boobs cannot sustain a marriage, yet day afterday I see dudes who are stuck with some cow who once had or has great tits,but crappy everything else and the poor retard that married the boobs is trapped in a life with the heinous bitch attached to them. Be strong men, do not overvalue the boob or you’ll end up like every fat bald midde aged man withkids he cn’t stand married to some fat cow whose face makeshim want to sleep wih the famil dog wo ONCE had a good rack.

    A good rack on some pasty fugly lemon faced goth/pop/punk princess who thinks she’s cute and so original just doesn’t cut it. If it did I find such total shit hot I would find Ashley Simpson attractive and only supreme turd donkeys find Assley Boobson attractive. Besides this skank reminds me of Moe Howard.”

    Thats the dumbest fucking argument I’ve ever heard- and thats tough to accomplish on thesuperficial..

    ‘How hot would she be without the boobs’…

    ‘How great of a QB would Peyton Manning be if he didnt have a cannon for an arm’

    ‘How great of a golfer would Tiger Woods be without his golf clubs’

    ‘How great of a hitter would Barry Bonds have been if he hadnt juiced’..oh wait..

    You follow? Your logic is fucking DUMB. First, she’s hot- even without the cannons..and your questioning her fashion sense while you sit there in your torn up Lee jeans and Stryper concert T?
    Her tits are amazing, but they only ENHANCE her looks.. shes far from ugly, and for you to say that, just show how bitter you are. Second, while we’re on the subject, you’re ugly, jealous, and stupid. Go fuck yourself. God knows no one else will.

    Have a nice day, ass napkin

  35. Boy George's Straight Cousin

    “30. The Jerk – July 28, 2009 4:50 PM

    @28 tl;dr…but I’m going to take a stand in regards to Katy Perry..good looking broad with tits but thats as far as it goes. Her music is absolute shit and I’d rather honestly touch myself to Boy George’s music more instead if it came down to it and admit it proudly just before I got the shit kicked out of for wearing a fishnet shirt.”

    Wow, you rebel! Way to take a stand! Gimme a break. The fact you mentioned Boy George, fishnet shirt, and touching yourself all in the same sentence not only kills and credibility you MAY have had to start with (dont worry, you didnt) but also makes it pretty fucking clear what your sexual preference is. I’m not a fan of her music either, but its not that fucking bad, and its no where near bad enough to cause a straight male to gay it up as an alternative, unless, as in your case, they werent even remotely straight to begin with.

    I see you fufilling the role of anal pinata in your near future…. grab hold and hang on tight!

  36. lol

    The dumb cunt is known for her tits, not her intelligence. This post pretty much sums up her life.

  37. STL Hawkeye

    I’ll bet you I can take that zipper down without using my hands or teeth!

  38. STL Hawkeye

    I’ll bet you I can take that zipper down without using my hands or teeth!

  39. big john

    Take a close look at her face. She has lizard skin

  40. Scott

    “36. lol – July 28, 2009 6:14 PM

    The dumb cunt is known for her tits, not her intelligence. This post pretty much sums up her life.”

    Guess you guys have something in common then, eh? Minus the tits part. Least shes known for something other than having the nicest couch in the front lawn of your double wide.

  41. Adonis

    Gotta agree with some of you here. Her tits are perfect, but everything else about her turns me off, from her goofy face to her “music” to her personality. Without that body, she’d be a nobody. She should pose nude a couple of times, and then fade into obscurity.

  42. fjfk

    Scott, are you related to her, banging her, or actually are her? There’s way too much passion in your attempts to defend Katy Perry. I mean, why else would you give a flying fuck? Just saying…

  43. saywha

    pass

  44. Does it matter? I thought she liked girls.

  45. silly putty

    #42 – I agree. Scott must think she is his girlfriend. LOL

  46. AirKisses

    She also has something on her teeth….

  47. She is skanky. I don’t see what everyone sees.

  48. kitty_kat

    I’m sorry, but what kind of outfit is that? She looks like a prostitute.

    I normally don’t care about her, but I’m really beginning to see what an attention whore she is.

  49. True

    I/m so sick of Kunty Hairy. Please kill her.

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