Katy Perry at the MTV Europe Music Awards

Here’s Katy Perry hosting the MTV Europe Music Awards this evening in Berlin, and what the- does her face actually look hot in some of these photos? More importantly, are those light up nipples? If so, I’m moving to Europe where they know how to throw decent awards show. No, really, those Kraut bastards get light up nips and all we got was Kanye West having hot flashes. Almost makes you wonder if World War II was worth it in the end after all, doesn’t it? Me, too.

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