Katy Perry appeared on the premiere of Saturday Night Live this weekend where she apparently took a yam-jab at the Sesame Street boobhaha that ended with her being motorboated off the show. (Should’ve stopped at boobhaha.) Last I checked she was going to be allowed back to play with Elmo, but somehow I don’t think that’s the case now. However, nice job by her people for sexualizing a children’s show for maximum publicity. How dare you play to my simple, easily manipulated, baser urges?! (Would she like some shoes?)
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well, as perverse as it is to be attracted to them squeezed between Elmo’s eyes, I don’t think those boobs have ever looked better.
This is the best I have ever seen her tits.
What is so amazing about those? They were obviously REALLY fixed up for the sketch. It took 2 hours to get them to look like that in the shirt and then the sec the sketch ended those things fell to the ground! It is unfortunate when females have such ugly faces that they need to increase their breasts 3 cup sizes and push them into the air.
good point..catty .. i aint no girl but i knew they prepped those droopy suckers to look perfect…n SNL is awful please cancel it.. all i do is get mad at the crowd for laughing lol .. are they passing out blunts before air time….cause i havent cracked a smile in years.
Obviously a jealous girl, who instead of applauding a beautiful woman, and appreciating the hard work, just makes petty remarks thinking that being hot is a bad thing.
I just kind of assumed only gay men would like Katy. It is very interesting to me that so many supposedly “heterosexual” males pop up in the superficial and like her when all she ever does is just dress up in weird costumes and puts on more makeup than a clown. Does anyone actually know what she really looks like? Now yes you are going to tell me that hetero males only like her for her tits which is what is on display here. All that needs to be said is that men very easily believe illusions, they just see things and take it for what is it and expect what they see to be real. That is basically all men like, an illusion of a woman, not a real woman.
Wow I can feel your jealousy like I’d like to feel those bewbz! Less jealousy more bewbz pleez!!!!!
All of you are just fuckin stupid ass mothafuckers who are jealous as hell at other peoples sucess I mean fuckin shit grow quit talkin shit about everything that see and deal with it yea I have my views on celebrities but I don’t get on watever the fuck you call this site and talk shit I came across this while lookin for a video and read the comments and it just pisses me off how even grown mothafuckin people are just as fuckin stupid and immature as kids
It’s going to be hilarious when she hits 45ish and her tits are hanging down to her knees…
They are already hanging down to her knees SuperGrover,
You three are so insecure it is almost funny. Straight Guy’s (anyone with a name like chynas”clit” is no Straight Guy) love these tits.
Who cares how long it takes to look this good, it is time well spent.
Well she’s only 25 now and she looks pretty damn hot right now! Katy w/ glasses FTW.
For one thing I’m not a jealous, insecure woman (not that any woman here is), I’m a straight, married man that’s sick of seeing bimbos in the entertainment industry that get by on their tits, marketing ploys and shock value instead of talent.
Oh, so you are gay. Straight Guys love Bimbos in the entertainment industry that get by on their tits, marketing ploys and shock value instead of talent. There is lots of talent, give me sexy talent.
You’re a fucking idiot. Go beat off somewhere…
God you haters are pathetic. Katy is hot as hell, and some of us love women with tits that wear make-up.
Why would anyone assume straight men would not check out these sites and comment. It is fun and a public duty to let women know that most men like women with make-up and tits.
If we remain silent Cows like Catty Girl and men like SuperGrover (gay or his wife/girlfriend is looking over his shoulder) might send the wrong message.
They are too small to hang.
are you kidding me dude? no talent??? I agree that she is extremely overrated in the looks department… but talent? you can’t even begin to question her vocal abilities… if you assume she has no singing ability because she alters her voice on her records… just take a listen to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjYenYr52Ko
I have nicer tits. They’re smaller, but nicer and not fake :).
Whats green and smells like a pig???
Kermit the Frog’s finger! HA HA!
That bra is loaded with silicone pads or whatever they stuff them with…everything about this bitch is a sham. Including her “talent.”
She prolly still has red fur in her butt crack from Elmo’s reaming.
Maybe they can make her a regular castmember; she’s every bit as unfunny as the rest of them.
Totally true!!! Bitch was flat and saggy on SS.
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1389509
Those are saggy B/Cs. All of you 16 year olds are wanking to chicken cutlet inserts.
Seriously, Straight Guy, I don’t think Katy Perry gives a shit that you’re defending her here, and it isn’t going to make her take any more notice of you. Why don’t you climb down from your fanboy altar and cool it? People don’t HAVE to like her. And I agree with what Catty Girl is saying for the most part that she’s probably wearing a Push up Bra. I just have to chime in that women wouldn’t have to wear such ridiculous bullshit if it wasn’t for misogynistic horny douchebags like yourself with unrealistic expectations of how women should look like. It’s unfortunate because Katy IS pretty but she has to sell herself out, and your type buy into it. Hook, line, and sinker.
Well, sorry I generated so much hate for liking her tits. And I don’t care what any of you say, those are nice boobs. Of course I realize they are pushed up, but they still giggle and that should make any true straight guy happy.
All you complaining about her lack of talent or her degree of intelligent need to move on. I’m looking at her chest, she’s showing me her chest. We’re both happy with this situation. I could care less whatever else she spends her time doing or how bad she is while doing it.
They’re real, they’re giggly, they’re big, they’re on display. End of discussion.
The O: Those are almost “NO BOOBS” You are liking shit that is fake.
Ahhh the voice of a feminist who would rather see unkempt and unshaven women who burn their bras and don’t pluck their eyebrows on TV. You probably use a vibe while looking at pictures of Melissa Ethridge don’t you? Your following statement also wreaks of chauvanist victim complex:
“…women wouldn’t have to wear such ridiculous bullshit if it wasn’t for misogynistic horny douchebags like yourself with unrealistic expectations of how women should look like.” Could it be that Katy Perry actually likes the clothes she wears and feels she is making a statement about who she is by the clothes she wears? Lady Gaga wears some freakish outfits, mainly for the publicity, but there is a bit of her in those outfits too. She makes the choice of what to wear. Bjork wears Fucked up outfits all the time and she says she does it to laugh in the face of societal expectations. I say that’s a convenient way of hiding the “LOOK AT ME” attempts she makes to garner attention, because her music hasn’t garnered any in almost 15 years.
I also ask, when was caring about personal appearance and using one’s sexual ‘assets’ to get ahead wrong? It’s done throughout history, happens all the time, and will continue to happen. As for why she’s a celebrity, check the reality yourself. I don’t see many straight men aged 18-45 blasting her music and buying her CD’s. It’s the 10-25 year old FEMALE crowd who fuels her celebrity. Yes men are pigs at times and we appreciate the female form, but it’s the teeny bopper female crowd that fuels the career of someone like Katy Perry, not the horny disgusting douchebag that you refer to.
Katy Perry stuffs her bra
http://www.listal.com/list/how-does-katy-perry-measure
Chyna’s clit…lmfao…
Chyna’s “clit” is most likely a cock.
Ya but she’s a ‘loophole’. Guys could go down on her clit and get the experience of sucking a cock – but without being gay.
Oh come on!! She was flat as aboard on SS!! No tits at all given the hype:
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1389512
Dyl: I’m almost sure you’re chasing me across sites, someone saying the same shit as you and posting the same picture is over on HuffPo acting all crazy too.
I think O (you sound paranoid btw) that people are just sick of this woman and her fakeness. Others are noticing she stuffs. Deal with it or just enjoy knocking one out to small tits that have been padded. No crime in that!
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1178035
Katy Perry is virtually flat chested!
Wow
still hot.
i’d tickle that elmo.. lolz
Hard to imagine sucking those tits with elmo lookin right at me
Nice!!!
Boobies!!
I appreciate Ms Perry’s willingness to make fun of herself while bouncing around in a tight low cut top. Good girl.
If u can believe it she was 100x hotter performing teenage dream. Dressed like a sailor scout in chanel red 95 :-) damn fapworthy
Sailor scout? Chanel Red 95??? There is no way you are not gay.
How on earth do you know the lipstick color …
Wait how on earth did I know you were talking about lipstick color … Ohhhh crap a lot has come into question at this very moment in my life …
Those are so padded!!!
Does Russell Brand know what to do with those things?
unless there’s a cock and balls hiding in that shirt, then no.
He has to wash the falsies after he wanks on them
Katy Perry…you suck….Sesame Street figured that out early. Why they’d ask some tramp to be on the show is beyond me anyway. Oh, and I caught your live performance on SNL…again…you SUCK!
You are so right, that is why she is watching SNL while you are on it….oh wait a minute….
Katy Rocks Straight Guys everywhere!
@straight guy…simply put (just for you) It’s painfully obvious that without being in the studio (where they can distort/mix her voice etc.) she SUCKS. This broad is talentless……
But her tits are full of talent.
at least she’s funnier than russell bland
Titty fuck, motorboat…maybe not in that order though…
I think Katy Perry and Heidi Montag went to the same acting school
that’s for sure. she sucked!
Not even her awesome tits can obscure the fact that she’s wildly untalented.
almost though
No, they can.
Or the fact that she has a face like a bloodhound.
Die, whore!
the only part that matters: http://imgur.com/0MFPV.gif
omg theyre so beautiful
I am sorry but she’s got some false advertising going on. If you look at the video with Elmo her breasts are smaller. She is either taping them up or stuffing a bit in her bra. Paris Hilton did it… All of the sudden her boobs looked huge.. yet she is flat as a pancake. Katy has some breasts.. not much though. And guys if you try to “Titty f*ck” small breasts… doesn’t work!
Have you considered the fact she might have taped them DOWN for Sesame Street?
She did not tape SHIT down for sesame street you can see she’s all there just with no padding. You can not EVER tape big tits down in a dress like that! WTF!
KATY PERRY STUFFS HER BRA !!!
I’d be willing to show you how it works
The huge boobs are natural. They were taped down and flattened in an ice-skater type outfit for Sesame Street. Motorboat away!
Her boobs were not taped down in her Sesame St outfit- believe me, I have really big boobs for my body and her boobs would look flatter and they would be smooshed long-wise so the would be like half-way down her stomach. It would look weird and it would make her look like she had a thick torso. Katy wasn’t wearing a bra that gave her big cleavage either for Sesame St- she wasn’t trying to play them up like she is in these pics. When you have big boobs, you learn the tricks to making them look smaller (or bigger)fast, as most of us don’t want to always have huge cleavage on display. She could have def worn something to down-play them more on Sesame St- but I didn’t find it really offensive either.
At least her boobs are real!
Proof she has no tits without padding:
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1178035
I have giant boobs.. and there is no way to tape them down. She’s packin some push-ups. If I made my boobs smaller it would look like tumors growing out of my armpits. She has some boobs.. they are not large though. I’d say maybe a B cup going to a small C. Not that it matters… but you can buy those lovely pushups that look like flesh to make your boobs bigger. You would never know unless she goes topless. Anyway you slice it…
It totally matters if that hag Perry is lying!!
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WTF you did not get my approval for this!
Women always ask how a nice rack can make up for a so-so face, “Ladies, I give you Exhibit A.”
her face is hotter than 99.999% of the girls who post on this site. The rest of her body is the same way. Katy is so fucking sexy.
You don’t have anyone do you?
She’s a real class act.
No doubt. And hilarious too! Just like everything on SNL – a real laugh riot.
The last time I remember SNL being funny, there was still a 19 in front of the date, and I think there was a dick in a box.
Hellz yeah. Fuck SNL, and KP! May as well have been ashlee simpson again.
Wow. Jenny McCarthy still lookin great even as a brunette!
I’d probably finish in her mouth, cuz there is just too much surface area to cover if i go for her boobs. It’s not the easiest decision to make, but you got to finish somewhere
I agree, a very tough decision. I would make a compromise and cover some of both.
I want to make Elmo look like he’s crying.
This whole sesame st. fiasco is nothing but a marketing ploy for her.
Who cares, we love us some Katy!
Hey Katy? Jenny Mc Cathy use to make annoying faces. Please stop while still enjoy staring at you…
slag.
I don’t laugh at SNL, I laugh at those that watch it. If you’ve ever been to a taping, it’s usually the production crew making all the noise. Not since Hanz and Franz has there been even a hint of comedy on that time filler waste.
All I know is she CANNOT sing more than five notes. Her talent is exclusively in her boobs.
The tits are all she has, that’s it. I watched her on SNL doin the California Gurl song and I hate to mute my TV. She’ll be off the scene in a year or two if she doesn’t do a sex vid or get arrested a bunch of times, then we’re talking 5-10 years. But by that time the world will have sucked the youth out of her, she’ll start looking like Lohan and she’ll be subjected to upskirt shots as she falls drunk out of some club. I know the “talent” won’t carry her. But let’s enjoy the tits while she has em !
what tits? She’s flat one day and then stuffing the next? You mean enjoy the padded bra when you can? Go for it!
she knows her tits are like printing money. that’s why she has them out every minute of every day. then again if i had access to those tits i would too.
amen.
Those are small she stuffs her bra. On sesame street she has no tits.
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1389512
I feel sorry for her. No talent one hit wonder is riding out time showing her tits.
She should model or something, cause she sure can’t sing.
SNL hasn’t been funny for years, how come its still on.
Ugly cow :-(
you must prefer cock and balls.
Fuck Hugh!
No, he’s just into serious tits and ass not a flat ass skank with a stuffed bra
In 2 days she will look really bad maybe 3 if we’re lucky!
Amazing how a pair of boobs can launch a career.
Holy push up bra batman! They look 4 sizes bigger then in the dress that was supposed to be on sesame street.
Because this is the mature way to handle rejection. Kudos
Maybe it was the person who had made the shirt’s fault. I mean, if they wanted to prevent cleavage from showing they should’ve fixed the shirt up.
you’re not really aware of what we’re talking about, are you?
She’s adorable.
The music sucks, but no one cares…we are too bizzy looking at the tits.
Scary as hellllllllllllll
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bitch
face of bitch
big bitch
Always drawing attention to them
Best acting ever (her boobs, that is)! Otherwise ho-hum SNL premiere.
PROOF!! Katy Perry stuffs her bra!!
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1389512
I’ve said this once and I’ll say it again STUPID CUNT!!
and that is all katy Perry is, a dumb cunt putting socks in her bra.
I’m tired of this Zooey Deschanel wannabe. Can’t wait for this bitch’s 15min to be up.
She is sooo pretty. I want to her a pearl necklace to show my appreciation. Then about 20 -30 minutes later I want to give her yet another pearl necklace. Love U Katy!
I would suck her tits dry
Wow a lot of people seem to be angry at a girl who likes to walk around showing her cleavage off almost all the time. I don’t give a fuck if shes dumb or if her music sucks alien dick, she’s hot as fuck and I would fuck her now and when shes 45. Saggy tits or not I would go to town. I hope she has many years of glorious cleavage planned.
i dont even think she’s that hot and id fuck her a dozen ways from sunday
In 2 days she will look really bad maybe 3 if we’re lucky.
I have the final say. I’m straight, have a wife with DD’s and ahte pop music. First off, the SS thing was overblown. Do parents not take kids to the pool anymore? I would love to see some bitchy conservative mom telling everyone to cover up. Katy is doing what EVERY SINGLE one of us would do, milk it. And those of you guys that post ville disgusting things about “finishing on her chest” that’s why you are at home pulling it.
You mean: STUFFING IT!
http://www.listal.com/list/how-does-katy-perry-measure