Not a whole lot happening today, folks, so here’s Katy Perry walking around Paris Fashion Week wearing a see-through dress that’d almost be scandalous if she didn’t want you to see her mint green granny panties with a double side of ass-cheek. On that note, her interview with Kristen Wiig for Interview (Breasty cover here.) if you want to read about her not being allowed to listen to Madonna or watch MTV growing up (Ditto.) or claiming her music’s about to get “real fucking dark” which can only mean the whipped cream shooting out of Katy Perry tits will be chocolate now. I’ll notify the avant garde.
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Wow. It’s like she can read our thoughts.
Then why isn’t she naked?
Even if I saw her naked, all I would think about is a smelly bum in women’s clothing on his way to yoga class.
I swear Russell Brand is almost at the top of the “Women Ruiners” mountain with Dennis Rodman.
Except she was his beard and never slept with him. Him being gay and all :)
http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2012/03/01/leann-rimes-brandi-glanville-dress/
Leanne and Brandi again!
Yes! Ass Thursday is back!
God killed an ass then showed us the moon. And you said he didn’t exist.
nice toe…
Her facial expression in this pic nicely sums up the amount of emotion and thought she puts into her music.
“Gonna get dark”? So, in order to cover the fact that there is no depth here, and she is really only capable of putting out songs geared towards hormonally challenged 14 year old girls, she’s gonna start writing songs about what a jerk her husband was?
chick is an idiot.
Simmer down Mexican.
She’ll “go dark” like pop tart Alanis Morrisette did and write an entire album about how her ex-boyfriend “is such an asshole.”
And naturally, teenaged idiots everywhere will slurp it up like the swine they are.
She’s better than you are you piece of yellow shit. Your mother had syphillis when she had you and your father had herpes and now you have both.
Princess Kate, you suck.
At least you spelled everything correctly. Not bad for a moron.
I wonder if You’re Probably Black and Princess Kate realize that in the midst of their little racist tirade, that Katy Perry’s ex boyfriend is ding ding ding, black. Travis McCoy, a very fucked up looking individual, but a black man nonetheless.
Katy Perry loves black cock, Brand was a cover for her career for awhile, but that is what she likes.
Do the curtains match the drapes?
If they do, would that make this a Blue Moon?
Best looking female entertainer alive today, men will lover her, women will hate her but history will never forget Katy Perry.
Hey, I heard Fish died.
Good!
Fish don’t have feelings but God saw you type that and you are hell bound.
YOU’RE HELL BOUND MOTHER FUCKER!!!
When you read this and say to yourself “I’m not hell bound” that’s when you seal your fate and your God banishes you from his Kingdom for all eternity.
Fuck you mouth breather. I’ll fuck you till you love me!
Bible and Danny- that was hilarious!
Pasty White bum….
looks good to me…
Aww. Why so blue?
And that whole “carpet/drapes” question remains unanswered.
This almost makes up for the complete lack of ass shots in the January Jones gallery. Please, don’t make me start an Occupy Superficial chant of “Less politics, more ass!” because then kimmy show up and call me a scrotum.
You should do it. Kimmy doesn’t come around here often enough anymore. (She must’ve gotten a hold of some REALLY good weed.)
Less politics, more ass! Less politics, more ass! Less politics, more ass! Less politics, more ass! Less politics, more ass! Less politics, more ass! And dammit kimmy don’t bogart all the nachos!
Question mark.
I’d bury my face in there for a month.
people that say she’s ugly need to be kicked in the baby maker.
When she says she’s going dark, I think that just means she’s going to start dating black dudes.
her music’s “gonna get real dark”? ooooh, I’m scared…LOL.
please, this chick is a second-rate popstar and a 4th-rate singer. her enormous success only shows how bad the music industry has fallen. as for this upcoming “darkness”, it serves her right for having the Grammy’s or whatever flash pictures of their wedding in India behind her while she tried to warble a ballad last year.
like Seal and Heidi Klum renewing their vows every year – be very careful with your “love arrogance” – it’s bound to come back and hit you in the ass.
When did a curtain wrapped around underwear become something that would be accepted at fashion week?
Ass or no ass, I’m kinda over the Marge Simpson thing.
Well, why not. If I could get away with a see-through dress, I would too!
shes just not an attractive chick
Homo ^ or Woman^ either way, dellusional.
Im gathering you”ve never looked at her face
im just not that into her
I am not attracted or will ever be attracted to her. She just doesn’t do it for me, even if she grew a third tit she’s still FUG
takin’ a close-up of the toe
2 words- Camel Toe
great rack, but she got Branded and that really takes it down a notch.
Although I’d still spank it all the way to the bank.
without russell she appears to be “Clean”?
You mean, like without “gump” you appear to be “Witty”? That’s a big fat NO to both.
Katy Perry’s music is atrocious. So when I fuck her I’ll tell her not to sing.
the dress is flat out ugly BUT, her new video part of me is just excellent lol the girl makes good music.
Russel’s love muscle has pumped that bustle – Yeah!!!
Only teeny-boppers listen to Katy… o
I’d put it in her ass.
What’s up with da CELLUITE ?
Aint that the what what in the butt guy ?
Danm that’s where my lost toothbrush is..
Meester Herman… Paging Meester Herman…
“Sure, ironic hipsters are a dime a dozen, but what about ironic hipsters with blue hair and ski jackets, hmmm? Makes us a bit more special now, doesn’t it?”