Katy Perry’s Breasts Go Down Under And Other News

July 2nd, 2012 // 28 Comments

- A future without lower back problems is no friend of mine. [theCHIVE]

- John Mayer is trying to bang Jennifer Lawrence now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Overly Attached Girlfriend Is Back With A New Lip-Sync Medley [BuzzFeed]

- E.L. James is making $1.34 million a week off Fifty Shades of Grey because your wife’s horny but won’t have sex with you. [Dlisted]

- Ashley Greene does Esquire. [Popoholic]

- Adrienne Curry will not stop tweeting her breasts. God bless her. [IDLYITW]

- Stacy Keibler has some sick legs. [Hollywood Tuna]

- How does the cast of A League of Their Own look now? I think the blonde one’s dead. [TooFab]

- Mila Kunis licking a pink ice cream cone. You may start your Photoshops now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Marky Mark‘s son punched The Rock in the nuts. [Starpulse]

- This is what happens when Quentin Tarantino helps RZA direct a kung fu movie with Russell Crowe. [FilmDrunk]

- There is… another… Hemsworth… [HuffPost Entertainment]

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    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that damn figure. Nice.

  2. Target Lock

    I’d like to be part of her! Anywhere between her tits or legs is fine with me.

  3. kimmykimkim

    I’ll take the breasts, hold the Katy Perry, please.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      I could probably even go as far as everything from the neck down. But that head is need of surgical replacement.

  4. El Jefe

    I really want to bang her.

  5. If your son’s way of greeting men is to punch them in the nuts, you have bigger problems than The Rock possibly body slamming you.

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Nom nom nom

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    myslinky
    Commented on this photo:

    Its like Im seeing double

  8. alex

    She is smoking hot but that goofy fucking face is off the charts…goofy.

    • Beer Whisperer

      The one time I’m glad to be 5’4. I’d just bury my face in her tits and ride her to Valhalla.

  9. cc

    Ashley Greene is virtually tied with Amber Heard as my fantasy fuck.

    As for Katy Perry, I was at the beach on Saturday and there was a girl there with her bf (who I murdered in a jealous rage) who had breasts larger and shapelier (also real) and who also was great through the waist, hips, and legs. Nice looking too. Anyway, the point is how obvious can you be about taking pictures before it becomes inappropriate? Do I have to take one or two furtive pics? Or can I just snap away and say ‘Hey, it’s a complement!’ if I am confronted?

    • kimmykimkim

      Ashley Greene?! Really?! Ok, everybody’s got their thing, I guess. To answer your question, cc, I would say snap away and then if you get caught, tell her to get over herself, because you were taking pictures of the landscape, not her! Geez! Then as she’s walking away you can get some rockin’ ass shots!

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    Target Lock
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m pretty sure this guy doesn’t want to be part of her.

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    KungFu Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    We did, however have to come to an arrangement with her pimp. A gentleman who goes by the name Upgrayedd. Which he spells thusly, with two D’s, as he says, “for a double dose of this pimping”.

  12. Katy Perry Cleavage Part Of Me Premiere Sydney
    KungFu Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

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    KungFu Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll say it again ….
    The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

    • You know what’s really funny about the way you’re quoting Idiocracy?

      1) There are three typos.
      2) You didn’t notice the typos because you just cut and paste the quote from the movie’s IMDB quote page.
      3) Idiocracy‘s IMDB quote page has presumably had these mistakes up for years, and no one’s bothered to correct them.
      4) You’re self-righteously quoting Idiocracy, and obviously spending a fair amount of time yourself, on a website devoted to celebrity gossip.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sorry, Katy honey, I may be a transgender transvestite bisexual prostitute, but I am not going anywhere Russel Brand has been. Eeewww!”

  15. Quijibo

    Great body, but her face and personality annoy me.

  16. Nonny Moose

    I’m sure there are hundreds of millionaire playboys reading The Superficial every day. Undoubtedly most of them are dying to write fat checks to your anonymous, illiterate, gold-digging ass to prove they less than three you.

    Hell, I’ll bet George Clooney is on the phone dumping Stacy Keibler as we speak.

  17. direchef

    I think I’m going to get really drunk and go see her movie. Finally a good use for 3D.

  18. Twenty years from now she’s going to look even horsier than Sarah Jessica Parker.

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    rj
    Commented on this photo:

    What is she wearing booty pops or something? She usually has a flat butt.

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    Asia rayne
    Commented on this photo:

    I never really paid much attention to Katy Perry; I thought she was cute, and the blue hair threw me off. Now, seeing her with her naturally dark hair and dressed so glamorously, I see how really beautiful she is, and she has one of the most gorgeous figures ever. She is delightful!

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    Jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    Katy standing next to a beast/monster

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