While Katy Perry‘s exposed cleavage has been relatively scant here in Merka, she’s been putting them on a goddamn pedestal for the past week while attending Paris Fashion Week which probably has a lot to do with them landing her the softly gilded schlong of Baptiste Giabiconi, the world’s highest paid male model. Via The Daily Mail:
A source said: ‘He was sitting next to her at the show. Then we all had dinner the other night, they were holding hands and looking cozy, and now they are inseparable.’
Princess Kasia Al-Thani, a close friend of Baptiste, added that the 22-year-old hunk is ‘smitten’ with Katy.
She said: ‘Baptiste is an incredible model, musician, and humanitarian. He is a great guy and he’s totally smitten, and Katy is the perfect girl for him.’
The Sun also reported that the pair were spotted out last night outside a five-star hotel in the city and looked very cosy together.
And a source told the paper: ‘They were with a group of people, but they looked very much like a couple in love.
‘He was never more than a foot away from her and they were very flirty. They made a very good-looking couple.’
Keep in mind this Baptiste fellow is not only a male model, but an insanely rich male model, so he can literally have sex with any woman he wants at any time, even without the model part. So even if he merely wants to see Katy Perry’s naked breasts for a minute then toss them aside like a Faberge egg tarnished by a fleck of a dust, she should really take that as a compliment. They’re an international treasure now. “Oui, oui, I see ze Americans have perfected ze titty. I must place my nose between zem at once. Reginald, prepare ze helicopter and alert Karl Lagerfeld I wish to wear his finest titty gloves. HIS FINEST.”