Katy Perry’s Banging The World’s Highest Paid Male Model Now

March 9th, 2012 // 79 Comments
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While Katy Perry‘s exposed cleavage has been relatively scant here in Merka, she’s been putting them on a goddamn pedestal for the past week while attending Paris Fashion Week which probably has a lot to do with them landing her the softly gilded schlong of Baptiste Giabiconi, the world’s highest paid male model. Via The Daily Mail:

A source said: ‘He was sitting next to her at the show. Then we all had dinner the other night, they were holding hands and looking cozy, and now they are inseparable.’
Princess Kasia Al-Thani, a close friend of Baptiste, added that the 22-year-old hunk is ‘smitten’ with Katy.
She said: ‘Baptiste is an incredible model, musician, and humanitarian. He is a great guy and he’s totally smitten, and Katy is the perfect girl for him.’
The Sun also reported that the pair were spotted out last night outside a five-star hotel in the city and looked very cosy together.
And a source told the paper: ‘They were with a group of people, but they looked very much like a couple in love.
‘He was never more than a foot away from her and they were very flirty. They made a very good-looking couple.’

Keep in mind this Baptiste fellow is not only a male model, but an insanely rich male model, so he can literally have sex with any woman he wants at any time, even without the model part. So even if he merely wants to see Katy Perry’s naked breasts for a minute then toss them aside like a Faberge egg tarnished by a fleck of a dust, she should really take that as a compliment. They’re an international treasure now. “Oui, oui, I see ze Americans have perfected ze titty. I must place my nose between zem at once. Reginald, prepare ze helicopter and alert Karl Lagerfeld I wish to wear his finest titty gloves. HIS FINEST.

(USA!)

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. Clarence Beeks

    Ugh. her face.

    Okay, call me gay everyone. You stupid assholes.

  2. EricLr

    Am I to understand that there is…in existence….a *straight* male model?

    Christ, the universe is truly filled with wonders.

  3. Cock Dr

    This is the world’s top male model?
    He looks like a Jersey Shore alumni with perhaps less grease.

  4. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    Commented on this photo:

    Missing: 4 thought bubbles saying, “Fucking divas.”

  5. Richard McBeef

    I can throw you onto the bed from across the room and fix your dishwasher the next morning. But my hair doesn’t look like Adam Lambert’s so there are compromises.

    Also Katy Perry is a dog.

  6. Marley

    Dear God, she has an okay body but her face reminds me of pudding every single time. It’s because I can’t get that picture Russell Brand tweeted of her no makeup face.

  7. Calvin Cangiana

    Dudes smitten what can you do? Guy is all smitten with Katy Perry, I mean how can you blame him really? What guy, especially one that works out 6 hours a day, isn’t going to be smitten occasionally? God bless, hopefully the Grim Repear wont be there at the wedding.

  8. Brad

    Yeah she’s got a great body but she’s got a gorgeous face, perfect lips, beautiful eyes. Damn even her nose is perfect, and those tits.

  9. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    cuddles
    Commented on this photo:

    Everyone knows Karl Lagerfeld gets first choice of the male models. Katy will settle for scraps and like it.

  10. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    Lilli
    Commented on this photo:

    Look! It’s Effie!

  11. Steelerchick

    He’s frickin hot!! Lucky bitch!

  12. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    tm
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is the second one from right to left? She is gorgeous,

  13. Mothra

    I thought it was already well established that you’re talking about your mother, and she makes $166.45 a year selling the films of herself doing triple anal and stuffing multiple large cucumbers in her vagina.

  14. Colin

    Karl Lagerfeld has no titty gloves! Those gloves are for fans and fans only!

  15. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    decalex
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. world’s highest paid male model? Where did he get those awesome sunglasses?

  16. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    No one wants to be there.

  17. Dude of Dudes

    Id that dude doesnt swim in a pool full of penises every night I’ll eat my hat.

  18. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    They all have the same expression : That looks like Shit!!

  19. El Jefe

    Supposedly she is banging Kanye too and left with him the other night. I would have thought you would have run with that story rather than this considering no one really knows who this dude is or cares about him.

    How is he the highest paid male model? He is pretty average looking as far as models go.

    • Frank Burns

      The photo budget at this site after its plundered to buy Rosie O’Donnell’s used Spanx, Cheetos, and some rolling papers is around $1.95. So, the photos largely come from hacking into the Recycle Bins of disappointed paparazzi.

  20. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    El Jefe
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks sad and dead inside.

  21. She needs to stop screwing around and show those tits. I don’t want her to be like all the other Hollyweird chicks and wait until she is 50. I want to see the funbags in all their glory NOW! At 50, they will be hanging, not as far as Blowhan mind you but they will be hanging low.

  22. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    RacistPete
    Commented on this photo:

    I like how the blogs are claiming they’re having hot, passionate sex while their body language says that she’s depressed and he’s gay.

  23. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    LegMan
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s smitten with those tittens.

  24. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Well I think she looks all kinda Smurfette pop eyed over made up cute here. Extra points too for wearing a dress that isn’t punishing the twins.

  25. LJ

    So the divorce is working out OK. Russell got a hot yoga instructor, and Katy got a hot model who she has to share with his boyfriend (the guy with the white hair).

  26. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    mangezmangez
    Commented on this photo:

    biggest flaw in this story? DUDE IS GAY. Jesus, it’s so obvious. he relationship described sounds like a fruit-fly to fruit symbiotic relationship.

  27. GeneralEmergency

    Fer Christ’s sake Lagerfeld, for once in your god-damned life, -try- to wear something different.

    I promise you your dick won’t fall off.

    Again.

  28. Okaywhat

    Baptisite Giabiconi is fugly and I am a pretty girl so I can’t be jealous of his looks.
    He’s fugly and it sounds like a publicity couple because I’ve never heard of him before this.

  29. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    Okaywhat
    Commented on this photo:

    looks haggard

    how old is she suppose to be?

  30. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    Okaywhat
    Commented on this photo:

    I see prettier girls there than katy

  31. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    poopsy
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a younger version of Boy George.

  32. Harry

    Such tits.

  33. I can see why this guy is so popular. Where is the world capital of fashion? France. Who’s the national hero of France? Jerry Lewis. Now take another look at the first picture.

  34. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    Ollie
    Commented on this photo:

    Cool shades Mozart

  35. clotheshorse

    I can see Lagerfeld pulling the strings on this one.. Baptiste has been his boy toy for quite some time now and made him what he is.

  36. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    nope
    Commented on this photo:

    the only thing that guy is banging is Karl Lagerfeld.

  37. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    These two don’t look remotely interested in each other, in any of these pictures.

  38. Interesting. Katy’s been with musicians and actors. I would have bet that her next guy would have been an athlete.

  39. jojo

    Lagerfeld’s been wearing the same ludicrous Star Wars getup for 30 years; everybody makes too much money promoting his crap to point out he’s humiliating himself. Perry gets hotter the fewer clothes she wears, but I get this weird feeling she has bad breath. Her grill is a coin flip every day, sometimes real hot and sometimes fried eggs, but her tits are just plain ol’smokin california double bubble; I’m talkin motor boatin’ til’da gas done runned out. Hansel looks like he’s got about a 6 month career in front of him.

  40. Burt

    ““Oui, oui, I see ze Americans have perfected ze titty. I must place my nose between zem at once. Reginald, prepare ze helicopter and alert Karl Lagerfeld I wish to wear his finest titty gloves.”

    Dude, I’m French and I don’t talk in English like that…although I gotta say I’d love to see what those puppies look like when they are unleashed.

    …And that model guy looks as gay as a girl scout selling cookies.

  41. Mando

    Oh I thought she liked Jean-Baptiste Lully on the right.

  42. steve canyon

    …….sex with a wheelchair is new for her, folks!!

  43. Duke

    Since everybody here hates Katy Perry I love her!

  44. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    Stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, he’s unattractive.

  45. Sliver

    The closest Baptiste Giabiconi has been to a vagina in his life was his mother’s..when he was born.

  46. Dri

    As they say for that sparkling vampire guy…He’s so deep in the closet he’s in Narnia…

  47. Fuck Katy Perry! Never before have I seen a singer so popular, yet so boring at the same time. The most interseting thing sh’e ever done was kiss a girl, after that I couldn’t give a fuck. Leave the tits, the rest can go.

  48. Herman Bumfudle

    hopefully he’s not a descendant of those creepy lords. do you know the lords literally cannibalized the native people of america until there were none left. and indians are considered domesticated by rape.

  49. le flux sanguin

    if katy perry is bangin baptiste giabiconi its
    with a strap on.
    also isnt this guy karl lagerfelds bf?

  50. Katy Perry French Model Baptiste Giabiconi
    Commented on this photo:

    Bang on Sigmund. Thought the same thing.

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