Katy Perry Wore This And Other News

March 23rd, 2012 // 51 Comments

- Lana Del Rey‘s banging Marilyn Manson because being rich and having access to drugs will never stop getting you laid. [BuzzFeed]

- Hilary Duff named her newborn son Luca Cruz. Make of that what you will. [Dlisted]

- Omar Little playing Ol’ Dirty Bastard is so incredible of an idea, I don’t even want to see this movie get made. You don’t deserve this, Hollywood! [FilmDrunk]

- Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz are burger-eating besties now. Whee! [Lainey Gossip]

- Here’s a bunch of hot chicks peppered with random photos of Darth Vader surfing because you’re on the Internet. [theCHIVE]

- Paris Hilton‘s vagina is equal-opportunity now. Or “swirling” if I’m allowed to use that. [Bossip]

- Jessica Alba is still very attractive even if she’s 30. [IDLYITW]

- The 25 Hottest Female Athletes in Heels [Bleacher Report]

- Here’s Ricky Martin with his twins he adopted thus opening a portal to Hell allowing demons to terrorize the earth if I’m understanding Rick Santorum correctly. [TooFab]

- Jason Statham’s Bad Day [Heavy]

- There’s no way Jennifer Love Hewitt looks this good without a bandage dress on. Just no way. [Popoholic]

- Rihanna and Coldplay are apparently making a video. [Just Jared]

- What’s up, Gionne Albertoni? [Celebslam]

- And to you as well, Denise Milani. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tulisa Contostavlos has a sex tape now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Battleship is “nothing like the game,” says director Pete Berg, except for all those parts where it is and have we mentioned the pegs? There’re pegs. [HuffPost Entertainement]

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    Tsavo
    Commented on this photo:

    She is my “Bucket List” girlfriend.

  2. Oogidyboogidy

    To quote Office Space, this woman represents everything that is soulless and wrong about music today.

    But then again, that’s the way of the world…everything is marketed towards the PG-13 crowd, stupid teenaged girls.

    • cc

      It makes me weep. I had two friends (brothers) who played in a band. One brother was a great singer, the other a great guitarist. The rest of the band was great too. They toured for 12 years…bars and pubs. Probably inhaled enough second hand smoke to do them in by 50. They never quite made it. The brother I knew best quite and went back to school. The others kept touring, and I don’t know what happened in the end. I know they never ‘made it’. Instead, we get that plastic twit with her shitty voice and bubblegum pop.

  3. SD

    So sick of that stupid blue hair.

  4. Richard McBeef

    I will never rest until everyone agrees she’s a fucking dog. Forget the tits. I know it’s difficult for some people to get past the notion that big tits equals anything other than big tits. She’s a ugly ass dog. That’s it. That’s the end of the goddamn story.

    • Cock Dr

      But Burger…she’s young & has big tits! Are there actually other requirements for girly hotness on this site?

    • mr natural

      Right on, brother. It bears repeating: one can see dozens of much hotter girls at their local mall.

    • Shasta

      I will join you in this crusade, sir. She is fucking ugly, has absolutely no ass, and wears enough make up to fool people into thinking she’s somewhat attractive. All she has going for her are the tits, and if you’ve never seen a woman with big tits before, I’m sorry.

  5. Crispy Anus

    I’d like to bake her cupcakes.

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    ComedySilliness
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Jason Mraz in the background? That I would noticed speaks volumes about how dull this picture and it’s featured celebrity are.

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    Johnny Pipes
    Commented on this photo:

    Right to my boner.

  8. free wifi

    That’s not a blowjob.
    That’s a handjob.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She does sell the shit out of those crappy pop songs.

  10. Bonky

    Enough with the damn blue hair. It looks awful and doesn’t add to her sexiness. I guess she saw Rihanna go bright red last year and thought she could pull it off too. CHANGE IT !

  11. Vago Roboto, Mrs. Roboto… VAGO!

  12. Cock Dr

    The dress isn’t tight enough.

  13. The Royal Penis

    I’d love to be the one peeling that dress off of her.

  14. I sort of look on these Other News posts as an open-comment thread, so I hope you’ll allow me to take this opportunity to tell Fish and Buzzmedia and whoever else may be responsible for the advertising here how much I liked Bent, the TV comedy this site was flogging up the ass a couple of days ago. Granted, I was going to give this show a try anyway because Amanda Peet makes me weak in the knees, but this is the first show (and possibly the first product altogether) that I’ve seen advertised on The Superficial that I actually enjoyed.

    Actually, I think this might be the first show that’s been promoted here that I’ve ever actually bothered to watch to begin with. I get that so much of the content here revolves around the pseudocelebrity reality-show crap that just might be destroying America, and I get that even on a site that is nominally critical of that trend, there will still be an audience for that shit here—because as Howard Stern taught us, the people who hate these shows actually may tend to watch them more. (Why? I don’t know…morbidly curious disgust? I guess we can go with that.)

    But there is still a sizable contingent of The Superficial’s readership who distinctly do not watch these bullshit shows, even if we don’t mind reading about them and joining in the mockery. And you know what? You could advertise to us, too, with some smart and funny shows like Bent (or smart and serious shows) in the mix.

    Okay, enough ranting. If my recommendation counts for anything here—and I know that it pretty much doesn’t—you all should give this show a look. So go on over to Hulu and get Bent.

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    Angst
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t see the hotness in this ‘I Love Lucy’ shit. Just whip out your jugs and STFU

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    Pink Floyd
    Commented on this photo:

    Kids got talent.

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    Throjo
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere in the future, George Jetson is furiously masturbating to this.

    • I like to think of it as her tribute to the largely forgotten Op-Artist Victor Vasarely.
      [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/23/vasarely__composition_double_bleu_et_rouge-340_255.jpg[/img]

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    brit
    Commented on this photo:

    Saran wrap. Blue Saran wrap

  19. El Jefe

    She just looks unhappy and dead inside.

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    Tom
    Commented on this photo:

    The blue hair is so over. Seriously.

  21. dontkillthemessenger

    I don’t know what some of you are looking at. I would hit that for a week straight, even with the ridiculous hair.

    • Cock Dr

      Obviously her overdone, overexposed loopy stage persona and lack of talent annoys the hell out of some men, so much so that they claim that they would actually forgo access to the boobs (and everything else) if given the chance.
      Huh….I have my doubts about the truthiness of those noisy claims.

  22. Mike Walker

    Bossip makes this place look like a cross between Mensa and the SPLC.

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    Nicizzy
    Commented on this photo:

    So sick of seeing these ‘candid’ sad face pictures. She married a nasty looking stinky drug/sex addict and he cheated on her. Obviously she’s smart-like-hammer to go along with talented like Brutney Spears. GO AWAY already!

  24. Blech

    I think it’s super-sweet that Gwynnie and Cameron are BFFs now. I bet they’ll even barf up those hamburgers together later.

  25. Jonas Grumby

    Anyone else flash back to Wang Chung’s “Dance Hall Days” video when they saw that pic?

  26. Katy Perry Echo Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Not. Want.

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    Fugsoff
    Commented on this photo:

    Fugly and talentless, please vanish you stupid bitch.

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    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    hello beautiful mama!

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    anonymous.
    Commented on this photo:

    what?

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