Katy Perry Wore This And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2012

- Lana Del Rey‘s banging Marilyn Manson because being rich and having access to drugs will never stop getting you laid. [BuzzFeed]

- Hilary Duff named her newborn son Luca Cruz. Make of that what you will. [Dlisted]

- Omar Little playing Ol’ Dirty Bastard is so incredible of an idea, I don’t even want to see this movie get made. You don’t deserve this, Hollywood! [FilmDrunk]

- Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz are burger-eating besties now. Whee! [Lainey Gossip]

– Here’s a bunch of hot chicks peppered with random photos of Darth Vader surfing because you’re on the Internet. [theCHIVE]

Paris Hilton‘s vagina is equal-opportunity now. Or “swirling” if I’m allowed to use that. [Bossip]

- Jessica Alba is still very attractive even if she’s 30. [IDLYITW]

- The 25 Hottest Female Athletes in Heels [Bleacher Report]

– Here’s Ricky Martin with his twins he adopted thus opening a portal to Hell allowing demons to terrorize the earth if I’m understanding Rick Santorum correctly. [TooFab]

- Jason Statham’s Bad Day [Heavy]

– There’s no way Jennifer Love Hewitt looks this good without a bandage dress on. Just no way. [Popoholic]

- Rihanna and Coldplay are apparently making a video. [Just Jared]

– What’s up, Gionne Albertoni? [Celebslam]

– And to you as well, Denise Milani. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tulisa Contostavlos has a sex tape now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Battleship is “nothing like the game,” says director Pete Berg, except for all those parts where it is and have we mentioned the pegs? There’re pegs. [HuffPost Entertainement]

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