Despite the fact I’d normally consider waving a giant-breasted married woman in front of the troops to be a cruel, sadistic joke, Katy Perry actually put on a commendable performance for The USO Presents “Vh1 Divas Salute the Troops” Friday night. Granted, I don’t know how useful a painful erection is during combat, I can’t imagine how it wouldn’t provide some sort of tactical advantage. Case in point: Just now, the pizza delivery guy refused to hand me my pizza and, instead, laid it on the sidewalk before retreating to his vehicle. I’m pretty sure that’s how we beat Hitler.
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did you even see the pictures of kathy griffin from that night tho? they should have shown more of katy perry’s cleavage just to make up for that monstrosity in a bikini (i wish i was kidding).
Katy is the Sexist Women in Entertainment Today!
She’s not hot. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Chill out, Stevie Wonder. Don’t you have an album to record?
@Richard You are correct. She’s overrated – I really don’t understand what the big deal is here. So she prances around with 2 or 3 inches of smashed-down cleavage…BFD.
She needs a head transplant and at some point in your mid twenties it’s time to stop singing about high school.
Cannot believe your name is “Richard McBeef”…
I can’t believe yours is Feminist Blogger. What’s wrong with mine?
i’m not saying that kathy griffin is hot. i’m saying the opposite.
I don’t think Kathy Griffen is hot either … but … as a straight man I wonder what it would be like? hahahahahahahaha … Crazy loud annoying Ginger that she is ….
Honestly? Katy Perry needs to get the fuck out of the music business and leave pop music to REAL artists, like Lady Gaga.
I am not sure if both of them are real artists as you emphasize…
Lady Gaga’s just plain weird.
@Erik AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Tamara, please stay within the lines.
______________The Management.
damn…katy perry’s boobs continue to get lower and lower on her frame. She’ll be kicking them with her knees in a few years.
Ha ha ha ha! Wow!
Once they reach her belly button you can bet that Russell will kick her to the curb.
…maybe she could use them as back-up dancers…
……which one?
THE WAR OF THE TURDS?(russell brand)
Pledge allegiance to THIS, AL KAYDA !
Thirty thousand erections – A NEW WORLD RECORD! I SALUTE YOU ALL!!
Can ya’ believe Russel Brand is no longer gettin’ any of this Old Glory?
Hold your weapon like this, men.
For you grandfathers out there, this is my Ann Sheridan pose,
This is how I pose when have sex with Russel now – except i wear potato sacks and smelly gym socks – definitely a wiener killer!
You almost got some on me guys, settle down, will ya’?
Katie Perry – Patriot or Times Square blow up doll novelty ? – you decide!
Ten seconds before we blow big boobie robot and Yankee soldiers to Satan, sahib!
Slide number sixteen – we kill the big boobie American WHORE and crush the Yankees soldiers will to fight – MUSTAPHA! STOP THAT NOW! YOU WANNA’ GO BLIND!!!
wtf is rong wit u
PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THIS, AL KAYDA !
I pledge allegiance to the hag…..
she is a horsetits why posting her everyday!!!!!!!
Haha, she is a skinny Rosie O Donnell!!! You cannot unread this. Or unsee that mental image. Your welcome.
Yes. ha. and i hate you.
“you’re” welcome..
lol, you’re right. spitting image with a smaller waist.
cameltoelicious!
She gives good pinup pose.
Those chubby thighs and mom shorts compliment the fun bags just nicely.
what fun bags?
I feel so patriotic right now.
It’s almost inspiration enough to get me to sing the Star Spangled banner.
But it’s cold & early yet; I’ll just quietly look at the pictures.
Nice mom jean shorts
The troops must be confused by the civilian support.
They are sent pinups who torture their eardrums.
Instead of singing KP should have done a tasteful striptease. Military recruitment numbers would soar & troop morale improved.
I wonder what all the straight women in the services feel about these sort of shows. They probably roll their eyes.
Yawn. Next.
Where’s the Josh Duhamel talkback?
Saluting with your left hand? What a stupid bitch.
That Sarah Pallin is a remarkable, energetic, powerful figure in my party — and attractive too.
Sarah Pallin announced her run for President? How did I miss this?
She looks great except when she’s performing with Victoria Secret models. Then she looks rather chubby and dumpy.
Saluting with her left hand? What a dumb bitch.
@Erik…yeah, I’m gonna have to disagree with you on that. I dunno, whenever I see Katy Perry, I secretly wish to be Russel Brand’s penis, but when I see GaGa, I just kinda want to transform into a gigantic pillow and give her a big hug…and not let go. How long does it take to asphyxiate?
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!! Wait,……What?
What mission? To underwhelm a gaggle of horny soldiers??
In this case, I support FLAG BURNING!
She sure knows how to handle that peni…er microphone.
Once again and I re-iterate, she is HOt but needs a new stylist for fuck sakes. What’s with the granny shorts???? Might as well wear Miley Cyrus’ girdle!!! Disgusting. She so needs a make over.
So true. No more granny pants.
Bad choice in outfits but she is hot, so long as she keeps that make up on. Now back to those hot football gurls.
She’s no Lynn Minmei.
I hope for her sake that Wonder Woman doesn’t tie up her new husband with that lasso of truth…
I’ve popped more wood for Bob Hope.
Captain America’s sex change turned out quite well.
I’ve seen better. NEXT!
This was Bob Hope’s turf. Spiro Agnew.
I knew the minute she got married she’d blow up – the thighs are the first to inflate, now waiting for the hips to and the boobs to get real mom boob squishy in the near future. She is a fat girl waiting to blow up.
She shoulda showed some tit. That’s what they came for