Katy Perry Won The War

December 6th, 2010 // 67 Comments

Despite the fact I’d normally consider waving a giant-breasted married woman in front of the troops to be a cruel, sadistic joke, Katy Perry actually put on a commendable performance for The USO Presents “Vh1 Divas Salute the Troops” Friday night. Granted, I don’t know how useful a painful erection is during combat, I can’t imagine how it wouldn’t provide some sort of tactical advantage. Case in point: Just now, the pizza delivery guy refused to hand me my pizza and, instead, laid it on the sidewalk before retreating to his vehicle. I’m pretty sure that’s how we beat Hitler.

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  1. Tamara

    did you even see the pictures of kathy griffin from that night tho? they should have shown more of katy perry’s cleavage just to make up for that monstrosity in a bikini (i wish i was kidding).

  2. Richard McBeef

    She’s not hot. What the fuck is wrong with you?

  3. Tamara

    i’m not saying that kathy griffin is hot. i’m saying the opposite.

    • I don’t think Kathy Griffen is hot either … but … as a straight man I wonder what it would be like? hahahahahahahaha … Crazy loud annoying Ginger that she is ….

  4. Erik

    Honestly? Katy Perry needs to get the fuck out of the music business and leave pop music to REAL artists, like Lady Gaga.

  5. Tamara

    @Erik AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

  6. anonymous

    damn…katy perry’s boobs continue to get lower and lower on her frame. She’ll be kicking them with her knees in a few years.

  7. wim

    ……which one?
    THE WAR OF THE TURDS?(russell brand)

  8. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    friendlyfires
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    Pledge allegiance to THIS, AL KAYDA !

  9. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    friendlyfires
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    Thirty thousand erections – A NEW WORLD RECORD! I SALUTE YOU ALL!!

  10. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    friendlyfires
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    Can ya’ believe Russel Brand is no longer gettin’ any of this Old Glory?

  11. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    friendlyfires
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    Hold your weapon like this, men.

  12. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    friendlyfires
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    For you grandfathers out there, this is my Ann Sheridan pose,

  13. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    friendlyfires
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    This is how I pose when have sex with Russel now – except i wear potato sacks and smelly gym socks – definitely a wiener killer!

  14. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    friendlyfires
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    You almost got some on me guys, settle down, will ya’?

  15. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    friendlyfires
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    Katie Perry – Patriot or Times Square blow up doll novelty ? – you decide!

  16. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    friendlyfires
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    Ten seconds before we blow big boobie robot and Yankee soldiers to Satan, sahib!

  17. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    friendlyfires
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    Slide number sixteen – we kill the big boobie American WHORE and crush the Yankees soldiers will to fight – MUSTAPHA! STOP THAT NOW! YOU WANNA’ GO BLIND!!!

  18. friendlyfires

    PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THIS, AL KAYDA !

  19. Doc Schweinstrudel

    she is a horsetits why posting her everyday!!!!!!!

  20. Nickman208

    Haha, she is a skinny Rosie O Donnell!!! You cannot unread this. Or unsee that mental image. Your welcome.

  21. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    Fa Nay Nay
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    cameltoelicious!

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    Cock Dr
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    She gives good pinup pose.

  23. jojo

    Those chubby thighs and mom shorts compliment the fun bags just nicely.

  24. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
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    I feel so patriotic right now.

  25. It’s almost inspiration enough to get me to sing the Star Spangled banner.
    But it’s cold & early yet; I’ll just quietly look at the pictures.

  26. Freedumb ain't free

    Nice mom jean shorts

  27. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
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    The troops must be confused by the civilian support.
    They are sent pinups who torture their eardrums.
    Instead of singing KP should have done a tasteful striptease. Military recruitment numbers would soar & troop morale improved.
    I wonder what all the straight women in the services feel about these sort of shows. They probably roll their eyes.

  28. Cher X

    Yawn. Next.

    Where’s the Josh Duhamel talkback?

  29. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    Uncle Jemima
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    Saluting with your left hand? What a stupid bitch.

  30. Anna Banana

    That Sarah Pallin is a remarkable, energetic, powerful figure in my party — and attractive too.

  31. Anna Banana

    Sarah Pallin announced her run for President? How did I miss this?

  32. freebie

    She looks great except when she’s performing with Victoria Secret models. Then she looks rather chubby and dumpy.

  33. Uncle Jemima

    Saluting with her left hand? What a dumb bitch.

  34. @Erik…yeah, I’m gonna have to disagree with you on that. I dunno, whenever I see Katy Perry, I secretly wish to be Russel Brand’s penis, but when I see GaGa, I just kinda want to transform into a gigantic pillow and give her a big hug…and not let go. How long does it take to asphyxiate?

  35. slapkatyperry

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!! Wait,……What?

    • dookie drawers

      What mission? To underwhelm a gaggle of horny soldiers??

      In this case, I support FLAG BURNING!

  36. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    blah
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    She sure knows how to handle that peni…er microphone.

  37. Once again and I re-iterate, she is HOt but needs a new stylist for fuck sakes. What’s with the granny shorts???? Might as well wear Miley Cyrus’ girdle!!! Disgusting. She so needs a make over.

  38. soupofdefish

    Bad choice in outfits but she is hot, so long as she keeps that make up on. Now back to those hot football gurls.

  39. HUH?

    She’s no Lynn Minmei.

  40. I hope for her sake that Wonder Woman doesn’t tie up her new husband with that lasso of truth…

  41. Mike Walker

    I’ve popped more wood for Bob Hope.

  42. Simole

    Captain America’s sex change turned out quite well.

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    Ricks Daddy
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    I’ve seen better. NEXT!

  44. dengue fever

    This was Bob Hope’s turf. Spiro Agnew.

  45. riley

    I knew the minute she got married she’d blow up – the thighs are the first to inflate, now waiting for the hips to and the boobs to get real mom boob squishy in the near future. She is a fat girl waiting to blow up.

  46. Katy Perry USO Vh1 Divas
    Heyzeus Hosay
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    She shoulda showed some tit. That’s what they came for

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