If you’re still on the edge of your seat wondering why Katy Perry and John Mayer stopped having drunk sex with each other, according to People, she started having feelings for him which he apparently didn’t think was a big enough opening to touch more of her breasts by stringing her along. Romance is dead:
“They weren’t serious, but she was really starting to fall for him,” a source close to Perry, 27, tells PEOPLE.
“She wasn’t seeing forever with him, but saw it lasting longer than it did,” says the source of the singer, whose husband Russell Brand filed for divorce in December.
The source adds that it appears that Mayer, 34, initiated the split, though the decision may have been a mutual one.
Read: John Mayer’s penis found out Katy Perry used to date a black guy. “Great, now how am I supposed to show my face at the next Klan rally- oh, right, masks.”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Man, Russel Brand? John Mayer? This girl has some self esteem issues. Who’s next, Carrot Top?
Carrot top will show she has a strain of self-esteem left. what will really show she hasself-esteem issues is a Marvel comics penciler.
so wtf am I looking for here?
Next Hookup – Jim Carrey or Alex Skarsgard.
One of the Skarsgard’s already got her pregnant. I’m not sure if it’s Alex or Stellan, though.
When your life is shitty grab your gay best friend.
are you sure that guy is gay?
I’m about as sure as I can be without him texting me directly describing how he was up in your ass last night.
sassy!
OMG you two! Thanks for the laugh! I just spit Coke all over my monitor!! :-)
Seriously what is she wearing?!
HAhahaha, get ‘em Fish!
She’s shaping up to be the Jennifer Aniston romantic pity case of pop music. Good luck with that, Katy.
it’s good he dumped her. she might be kind of annoying and ridiculous by she’s way too good for effin john mayer.
“…to touch more of her breasts by stringing her along…”
Doesn’t she have two, like everyone else?
Who the fuck IS that guy? He looks like a My Little Pony.
How big is the dick that Mayer is swinging? How this troll lands the women is beyond me. Yes I understand money and fame is there but the women he is banging have the same if not more.
I knew she would be the one to fuck up this relationship. She seems like she’s the clingy type.
was it the breasts that gave it away?
Who says Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up? It looks like they’re still together to me.
don’t these people read the tabloids ?
If they did, they would know John mayer is an undateable douchebag.
Can’t believe Katy was that hard up.
Of course they were going to break up. You can’t just go and create a superstrain of invincible Americanized Euroherpes and keep it all to yourself.
Yeah I’m pretty sure he dumped her the exact moment he dropped a load on her tits.
She should have gotten the hint when he called her Paty Kerry and told her he’d call her a cab.
I think she has an awsome body but her face is still so meh to me ,
She was very average looking before she got famous.
Still looks terrible without makeup.
I see what’s going on here: She’s trying to get him back by transforming into him. Everyone knows there’s nothing John Mayer loves more than himself.
Don’t care how big the “David Duke” penis on this caveman douche motherfucker is, there’s no way I’d go near his Cromagnon ass. The self-esteem of these bitches he pumps and dumps has got to bend space-time with its bottomless depth.
Wow, who’d have thought a guy who bangs every single starlet in Hollywood wasn’t interested in a commitment.
Did Katy Perry find out that John Mayer had herpes?
What the hell did John Mayer do with his hair?
Sleeping Beauty used to give me nightmares just from the scary’ part and with Malifiscent (spelling?) and the spnldie- haha. I was a HUGE Little Mermaid fan. It’s still one of my fav movies ever!Janelle recently posted..
Most of her music is meant for preteen girls. By the time she puts out enough good songs she will be over the hill.
WHAT???
A one trick pony (mayo) with practically no talent just dumped and big tittied honk with no talent?
Not for real, I interject in disbelief…
- – - yup
too much tittah – - -
got anal first date.
hallelujah
Dan Quayle?
She is in need of some moth balls stat!
so sad we didn’t get to meet up! my mind was overtaken with my test all last week and i fgroot to email you! next time for sure! and i’m so jealous you went to rigsbys .one of my all-time favorite restaurants in columbus. SO GOOD. funny thing is i ended up wandering around easton on saturday anyways, and i was down in the short north by rigsbys saturday night! maybe we saw each other and didn’t even know it happy birthday!!!Lindsay @ The Lean Green Bean recently posted..
John Gayer.
Velly good, velly, velly good
So her stylist is Edward Scissorhand?…
She’s carrying the Antichrist in her womb. That’s the only logical explanation for the cross’s behavior. And the behavior of John Mayer. Sticking his penis into her vagina. Still.
Who the fuck zooms in on Katy Perry’s STOMACH? Seriously. Jesus.
Perhaps John used her shirt as a condom and it broke….oops
Not sure who this guy is, but it ain’t john mayer
Bullshit! I don’t believe this story for one second. I wonder how much she paid the neighbours to say this?
Her blind stylist needs to be fired
Opening for A Flock of Seagulls?