Katy Perry Vill Distract Ze Germans

October 4th, 2010 // 50 Comments

Here are shots of Katy Perry performing for the German show Wetten, dass..? on Saturday which I’m only posting to make sure Courtney Love isn’t sitting on top of the site causing people to blow their brains out at the height of their music careers. This has nothing to do with breasts. In fact, I didn’t even notice Katy Perry had any the whole time I was licking the monitor. See? I’ve matured.

Photos: WireImage, WENN

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  1. ilu

    beautiful!

  2. Katy Perry on Wetten, dass..?
    fiona
    Commented on this photo:

    who is the black dude gettin’ down behind her?

  3. Jacob

    Wetten Dat Ass!

  4. Ash Bones

    She’s pretty..
    I wonder who would take courtney love over her. I know they are out there.

  5. Shea

    Actually I live in Germany and watched this. She didnt do shit the whole time except sit on a couch and look damn good, and fucking clueless. Id say she has a pretty good life.

  6. ACSLATER

    WHATS UP WORLD, AC SLATER IN THIS BIATCH. WE JUST KILLED VALLEY IN WRESTLING THIS WEEKEND. SO THIS HO HAS BEEN ANNOYING ME FOR A LONG TIME WHEN SHE OPENS HER MOUTH, AND HOW SHE THINKS SHES COOLER THAN ME. BUT I MUST SAY, HER OUTFITS HAVE BEEN ADDING A LITTLE BULK TO MY SPANDED SINGLET. I WOULD BANG THIS GIRL AND LET HER RUN HER FINGERS THROUGH MY CURLY PERM ANY DAY. THEN I WOULD JUST MELT HER WITH THE OLD SLATER DIMPLED SMILE. OFCOURSE ID HAVE TO CALL JESSIE SPANO AND KELLY KAPOWSKI FOR A THRESOME AFTER, AS MY APPETITE IS NEVER SATISFIED AFTER A LONG WRESTING MATCH. SLATER OUT ILL BE AT THE MAX DOING CURLS IF ANY WANTS TO TAKE PHOTOS OR BUY ME A MILK SHAKE.

  7. captain america

    let’s feel sorry with the germans they were infected by her “russell brand”-appearence!!

  8. The Man

    I would like to slide my cock between those taught tits! I would blow a load on those sweet tits!

  9. like her sesame street outfit better. couldnt she go nude on germany tv

  10. Rough'stongue-in-cheeks

    I’m starting to recognize those like the back of my hands

  11. Check out the hot blonde backup dancer in #14! More please!

    • Righty Whitey

      Check out picture #5, she’s showing everyone how big my cock is. Thanks Katy. Sorry about the errant shot of jizz in your ear, I’ll try to take better aim next time…

  12. Tim

    I admire her shamelessness. She’s like a girl who offers anal on the first date (except she’s not 70 lbs overweight).

    • Righty Whitey

      I’d love to give this hot ass clueless bitch some deep anal. Actaully I’d like to invent a hanging truss that straps to my back, and suspends Katy Perry in front of me, in reverse cowgirl position, that way I could give her anal all day, but I could still walk about town and get my errands done. She could open the doors for me since she would already be suspended in front of me, receiving anal. All day.

  13. Righty Whitey

    I’d use her vaginal discharge as a condiment.

  14. Katy Perry on Wetten, dass..?
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    mmmmmmmotorboat

  15. Katy Perry on Wetten, dass..?
    eric
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s not blond enough to be a star in Germany.

  16. Rocco

    This chick reminds me of a modern-day, tarted-up version of Lucille Ball (for those who remember “I Love Lucy”).

    • Ew lol not sure i ever saw lucille ball as sexy? Dumb blonde, crazy redhead maybe..

      Btw fish one fun thing about germany is they still ask for Ze Paperz, Ze Paperz if u get stopped. About pissed myself on the metro in frankfurt when some limey got popped for no ticket. And the cops were all like 20yo skinheads. Fuckin magic–hail victory! :-)

  17. That is a body made for sex.
    And feeding the resulting babies.

  18. Russell Brand

    In pic #1 she looks like she’s just begging for some well hung stud to cum all over her tits so she can rub it in like a good pornstar. Too bad my pinky dick and shriveled up nutsack can’t manage more than a drip. Wait, that may be why she always asks me for vibrators instead of jewelry.

  19. Katy Perry on Wetten, dass..?
    HLM
    Commented on this photo:

    I so wish she’d quit making this face.

  20. Katy Perry on Wetten, dass..?
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wetten, dass..?” is German for “Wet in there?”

  21. Taz

    That look and those eyes are saying “cum right here next to my finger tips”.

  22. I’m just about done with Katy Perry’s stuffed bra showing up everywhere. This chicks boob size changes more than the weather. When she’s just walking around in street clothes, she looks about a B cup, but if she’s dressed up for the cameras, suddenly they look like double-D’s.

    It’s Boob Fraud, and I’m tired of it. She doesn’t even have the nuts to get implants, she just pads her bra.

    • Righty Whitey

      nah, they’re just real. Everyone’s so used to the fake tits that are always the same size & appearance.

      She got some funbags there, you can see from the side cleavage. I’d get those funbags goin in some Daniel-son “Wax-on, Wax-off” counter-rotating circles and then polish my cock between them like a drive-thru carwash….

      • teresa

        You’re a dumbass! Look at the REAL Katy for yourself; http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1176329

        She claims to have perfect, “real” boobs. Yeah, their real ones alright-pushed to the moon. She DOES STUFF and FLASH and LIE about it,so she deserves criticism. I have naturally big breasts and a great body as well. It is not necessary to put them on display to get attention. Unless ur a dumb whore.

    • suprgrl

      I believe most women in the world commit “Boob Fraud”.

      • Georgey

        Not like Katy Perry. Her boobs in a Dirndl are a B cup at the MOST. and that spandex jockstrap has enough shoulder pads to choke Joan Collins sewn in.

    • Dipsy

      Mcfeely: Yes, thank you! I can’t believe how flat and average katy Perrys boobs really are! Agreed many pad and stuff as well but they don’t walk around saying they have “big boobs” and “like, ya know DDS” incessantly.

      RightWhitey: Sorry bro, you are full of shit and do NOT know hat big tits are. NO chick with big tits EVER looks like a B cup unless she wearing an army tent. From her early vids it looks like Katy Perry was just B cup and then it looks like she started taking the pill and stuffing once she got some big fame. She’s almost flat her and there is no bra. Thick ass waist too.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDebwTnsud0

  23. Chupacabra

    she looks like that chick from SNL: “I’m FIFTY! Get a leg up!” or at least she dresses that way.

  24. She has real breasts that sag when they are not pushed up by bra. I think when she doesn’t over do the make up and bright red lipstick she is damn hot. I can’t stand her music, but in terms of looks, she is very attractive.

  25. ilikesake

    Why does she always look like she’s about to skate in a Figure Skating competition?

  26. Katy Perry on Wetten, dass..?
    markonius maximus
    Commented on this photo:

    Just change her name to Titties Perry already and give it a rest.

  27. cc

    I’d love to bed this woman, but holy hell she is overrated. Another manufactured celebrity. She can’t sing for shit.

  28. slapkatyperry

    I knew it! I knew she was a nazi; Stupid Cunt!

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