Katy Perry’s Cat Vadge
Normally, we start each day with a model inexplicably pouring 138 Water all over her fake breasts, but there weren’t any this morning, so while we have a panic attack about our entire business model collapsing in front of our eyes, here’s Katy Perry doing a bunch of splits that, judging by her face, even she didn’t know she could pull off. And if you’re wondering why we called this post “Katy Perry Cat Vadge”; “Katy Perry’s Vagina In An Egyptian Queen Outfit That She Later Trades For A Catsuit” doesn’t really roll off the tongue or bait the clicks. This isn’t a charity. Amateur gynecological center, but not a charity.