Here’s a topless pic of Katy Perry that just found it’s way into my inbox and I have no idea where it came from, how old it is, if it’s real, whatever. What I do know is those nipples are huge and this looks close enough to me. Of course we can’t be certain until her people try to sue me in the morning, so on that note, I think it’s time I reveal my name to expedite the process: SPENCER. PRATT. Just go ahead and serve the papers to the blow-up doll I pretended to divorce. Thanks.
NOTE: Click “View NSFW Version” to see uncensored images.
Thanks to Sean. I’ve recommended you for the Congressional Medal of Honor.
UPDATE: Thanks to the Porn Ninjas in the comments this has definitely been declared a fake. False alarm, everybody, which is actually kind of a relief because I kind of thought this moment would be more magical and less I forgot I left my window opened. Hello, Mrs. Swanson. Yes, I know I’ll go blind, Mrs. Swanson…
UPDATE: Apparently Katy’s people have seen this and let’s just say, they were less than thrilled. (I thought it was flattering.) So I don’t end up in the poorhouse, enjoy these new shots from her Esquire UK spread which at least feature her real breasts, but only half the Photoshopping.