Katy Perry & John Mayer Will Have Their Revenge On Taylor Swift

A few weeks back, Taylor Swift debuted her video for “Bad Blood” which was a multi-million dollar, star-studded “fuck you” to Katy Perry because something about dancers. The whole thing’s literally that stupid, so naturally Katy is working on a response with John Mayer’s help because there’s a guy who really knows how to zing Taylor Swift through song. It’s a miracle she’s still alive. Via Hollywood Life:

“Katy thinks revenge is a dish best served cold. She’s even more determined to show people what she calls ‘the real Taylor’, she’s writing some big, anthemic-type songs that’ll feature dirt on Taylor that John’s told her from when they used to date,” a friend of Katy’s told HEAT.

And then, after fourth period, Katy and John are totally going to tell everybody that Taylor’s on her period but still went swimming in gym class. EWWWW.

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