Katy Perry Flashed Her Ass At a Kids’ Movie

July 25th, 2011 // 117 Comments

Here’s Katy Perry at the premiere of The Smurfs on Sunday where she made sure everyone knows who she plays by wearing a tiny Smurfette dress that barely contained her heaving Smurf melons. (Saying Smurf berries would’ve been an insult, and I’m a gentleman first, boob ogler firstester.) On top of that, she managed to flash the entire crowd on the street her ass because if there are two things children’s movies need, it’s upskirts and giant tits. I’ve petitioned Disney for years, but apparently they’re too busy keeping Walt in perfect cryogenic sleep so he doesn’t start another Holocaust. He’s gonna get out eventually, folks.

Anyway, on a related note – boobs, not genocide – Russell Brand wrote a blog post about Amy Winehouse’s death and his own battle with addiction which is easy for him to talk about considering he has Katy Perry’s breasts to bat around for motivation. Unfortunately, the only thing comparable for Amy Winehouse would’ve been a crack rock the size of a tangerine. And if that doesn’t make sense, try imagining Michael Caine in The Dark Knight saying it: “One day, my partnah and I saw a choild playin’ with a crack rawk the soize of a tan-jah-reen. Wond-ah-ful jazz singer, she was, but the absa-lute face of a wombat. Picked our bloody pockets, she did.”

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  1. wow'd

    Who knew she had an ass?!?

  2. Russell Brand pontificating about addiction is like the Pope writing an essay about how to protect children from sex abuse.

  3. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Cleavage Breasts Smurfette Dress Smurfs
    Commented on this photo:

    “I kissed Smurfette and i liked it, the taste of her smurfberry chapstick”

  4. 3dBeanbag

    Good God she is fucking smoking hot.

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    Commented on this photo:

    She has amazing legs

  6. Steelerchick

    Smurfs on Ice??

  7. Donald Trump

    I would bet you a million dollars, her drug addict husband finds her dirty skid-marked panties on the bathroom floor. She looks like that type of floozy.

  8. bing

    Too much make up :-(

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    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    I just smurfed into my smurf becuase I’m smurfing my smurf. Smuuuuuuurf!!!

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    Buster
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    I’d tap that so hard we’d produce Top quarks.

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    Buster
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d tap that so hard, we’d kick out Top quarks.

  12. Butt Lovin Bear 401

    And an absolutely GOEGEOUS ass it is too….yummy

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    z
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    way better dark; the blonde washes her out!

  14. SatanLordOfUnderworld

    I see tire streaks, yuck.

  15. Donald Trump

    Is her ass gas causing that dress to flair up in the back?

  16. AJ Thompson

    Yes wear the shortest skirt on a windy day to a kids movie premiere. She forgot the lucite platform heels though.

  17. Cardinal Fang

    I think she’s more smoking hot than people realize.

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    Mythic Prime
    Commented on this photo:

    Even Smurfette has to say, “Dat Ass!”

  19. PoorMaryKelly

    Kids see women at the beach in a lot less. I think they’ll be ok.

  20. dotmatrix

    What a dumb talentless broad she is. Were it not for Autotune, she’d be behind the counter at a Dairy Queen where she belongs.

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    Mrbeatit
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    I’d tear that ass up. If I only got a chance

  22. randomdrunkchick

    In the background of every picture, there’s always some asian guy in glasses saying it all with the direction of his camera lens.

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    Darren Leite
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Russell Brand,

    I hate you.

    Sincerely,

    The World.

  24. sweetlips

    She obviously loves to pile the makeup on to hide the real butter face.

  25. john johnson

    i sure wish my big cook was in that ass.russell brands deick is most likely no bigger than his thumb.

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    still hit it
    Commented on this photo:

    id smurf her in the smurf so smurf’n hard… ..

  27. KOOLGUY

    PLESAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOME ONE TELL HER THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,FOR MAKEING THE DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!SO NICE WITH JUST ONE LOOKE AT HER~~!LL

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    Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Katy Perry’s Christian upbringing still makes her misunderstand the term “blow job.”

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    Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    “I don’t care what you say, that thing in your pants is NOT a smurf!”

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    Leo
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to smurf her so bad…

  31. Donald Trump

    I think I can smell her queef !

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    Just_As_it_IS
    Commented on this photo:

    “flashed her ass at a kid’s movie”?? WTF? she’s not flashing shit, the picture was taken from a lower level precisely to reveal her undies

  33. does she have pimples on her butt?

  34. Dude182

    Are u bitches fucking kidding?
    Katy perry is hot in every way.

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    Josh
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to smurf her really smurf…

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    JetStar
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d bang her like a screen door in a tornado!

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    ChongHoi
    Commented on this photo:

    get him to the greek. but that scene got cut bcuease they thought it would be too literal for the audience. like he wouldn’t be playing aldous snow, he would be himself

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    Commented on this photo:

    I’d smurf that.

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    Commented on this photo:

    pop your chest out more!

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    Commented on this photo:

    lean over more.

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    ps3fanatic
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    thats one sexy smurfette
    i’d totally smurf her
    do I know the meaning of smurf?
    it could mean anything actually…
    but in this case,it means…
    OOOHHH MAMA!!!!!

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    ps3fanatic
    Commented on this photo:

    DAMN THOSE LEGS

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    ps3fanatic
    Commented on this photo:

    grumpy smurf just went up her skirt

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