Here’s Katy Perry at the premiere of The Smurfs on Sunday where she made sure everyone knows who she plays by wearing a tiny Smurfette dress that barely contained her heaving Smurf melons. (Saying Smurf berries would’ve been an insult, and I’m a gentleman first, boob ogler firstester.) On top of that, she managed to flash the entire crowd on the street her ass because if there are two things children’s movies need, it’s upskirts and giant tits. I’ve petitioned Disney for years, but apparently they’re too busy keeping Walt in perfect cryogenic sleep so he doesn’t start another Holocaust. He’s gonna get out eventually, folks.
Anyway, on a related note – boobs, not genocide – Russell Brand wrote a blog post about Amy Winehouse’s death and his own battle with addiction which is easy for him to talk about considering he has Katy Perry’s breasts to bat around for motivation. Unfortunately, the only thing comparable for Amy Winehouse would’ve been a crack rock the size of a tangerine. And if that doesn’t make sense, try imagining Michael Caine in The Dark Knight saying it: “One day, my partnah and I saw a choild playin’ with a crack rawk the soize of a tan-jah-reen. Wond-ah-ful jazz singer, she was, but the absa-lute face of a wombat. Picked our bloody pockets, she did.”
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Who knew she had an ass?!?
I was only recently made aware she has a head.
Russell Brand pontificating about addiction is like the Pope writing an essay about how to protect children from sex abuse.
You just had to mention Russell Brand didn’t you?
If you’d read the caption, instead of just looking at Kati’s ass, he was already mentioned. Not that I’m judging.
“I kissed Smurfette and i liked it, the taste of her smurfberry chapstick”
Good God she is fucking smoking hot.
She has amazing legs
Smurfs on Ice??
I would bet you a million dollars, her drug addict husband finds her dirty skid-marked panties on the bathroom floor. She looks like that type of floozy.
Doubtful, since he’ll be in a heroin induced coma
Too much make up :-(
I just smurfed into my smurf becuase I’m smurfing my smurf. Smuuuuuuurf!!!
I’d tap that so hard we’d produce Top quarks.
I’d tap that so hard, we’d kick out Top quarks.
And an absolutely GOEGEOUS ass it is too….yummy
way better dark; the blonde washes her out!
I see tire streaks, yuck.
Is her ass gas causing that dress to flair up in the back?
Yes wear the shortest skirt on a windy day to a kids movie premiere. She forgot the lucite platform heels though.
I think she’s more smoking hot than people realize.
Even Smurfette has to say, “Dat Ass!”
Kids see women at the beach in a lot less. I think they’ll be ok.
Yeah it’s not like the furry burger came out.
What a dumb talentless broad she is. Were it not for Autotune, she’d be behind the counter at a Dairy Queen where she belongs.
I’d tear that ass up. If I only got a chance
In the background of every picture, there’s always some asian guy in glasses saying it all with the direction of his camera lens.
Dear Russell Brand,
I hate you.
Sincerely,
The World.
She obviously loves to pile the makeup on to hide the real butter face.
i sure wish my big cook was in that ass.russell brands deick is most likely no bigger than his thumb.
id smurf her in the smurf so smurf’n hard… ..
PLESAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOME ONE TELL HER THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,FOR MAKEING THE DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!SO NICE WITH JUST ONE LOOKE AT HER~~!LL
Katy Perry’s Christian upbringing still makes her misunderstand the term “blow job.”
“I don’t care what you say, that thing in your pants is NOT a smurf!”
I want to smurf her so bad…
I think I can smell her queef !
“flashed her ass at a kid’s movie”?? WTF? she’s not flashing shit, the picture was taken from a lower level precisely to reveal her undies
does she have pimples on her butt?
Are u bitches fucking kidding?
Katy perry is hot in every way.
I want to smurf her really smurf…
I’d bang her like a screen door in a tornado!
get him to the greek. but that scene got cut bcuease they thought it would be too literal for the audience. like he wouldn’t be playing aldous snow, he would be himself
I’d smurf that.
pop your chest out more!
lean over more.
thats one sexy smurfette
i’d totally smurf her
do I know the meaning of smurf?
it could mean anything actually…
but in this case,it means…
OOOHHH MAMA!!!!!
DAMN THOSE LEGS
grumpy smurf just went up her skirt