Here’s Katy Perry at the premiere of The Smurfs on Sunday where she made sure everyone knows who she plays by wearing a tiny Smurfette dress that barely contained her heaving Smurf melons. (Saying Smurf berries would’ve been an insult, and I’m a gentleman first, boob ogler firstester.) On top of that, she managed to flash the entire crowd on the street her ass because if there are two things children’s movies need, it’s upskirts and giant tits. I’ve petitioned Disney for years, but apparently they’re too busy keeping Walt in perfect cryogenic sleep so he doesn’t start another Holocaust. He’s gonna get out eventually, folks.
Anyway, on a related note – boobs, not genocide – Russell Brand wrote a blog post about Amy Winehouse’s death and his own battle with addiction which is easy for him to talk about considering he has Katy Perry’s breasts to bat around for motivation. Unfortunately, the only thing comparable for Amy Winehouse would’ve been a crack rock the size of a tangerine. And if that doesn’t make sense, try imagining Michael Caine in The Dark Knight saying it: “One day, my partnah and I saw a choild playin’ with a crack rawk the soize of a tan-jah-reen. Wond-ah-ful jazz singer, she was, but the absa-lute face of a wombat. Picked our bloody pockets, she did.”
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Acorn head and flat ass. And don’t tell me her ass isn’t flat only someone with a pancake ass can fit into that ruffled scarf.
She has a nice ass. You are a ruffled idiot.
It’s true, her ass is flat as Kansas…if your frame of reference is Kim Kardashian, Coco, and Nicki Minaj. If you’re a freakshow booty fetishist, then yes…this ass is substandard.
She is the Hottest Female out there right now.
Best Body by fay, Great Legs, Face works for me.
Used to be Scarlett Johansson, but she has gotten to boring.
Correction – Best Body by FAR
I’ve heard of Body By Jake.
Who is this Fay?
Hey CA guy…you obviously haven’t seen how funky she looks in a bikini. Far be it from me to ruin your fave wankathon card in the rolodex. Just stay away from those bikini pics. I implore you!
I think she was hired just as a cost-saving measure; if she gives all the Smurf boys blue balls they don’t have to create them using CGI.
wow. Nice.
That broad is fugly, I can’t wait until she disappears.
behind you 100%.
and in you 50%
^ That ass looks nice, unless you were talking about the American Apparel girl on the right.
Also, AA “Tote bag” add has Chris Hanson worthy breast on display
MAKE OUT!!!
I normally don’t think she’s all that, but she looks pretty good here. Legs look awesome!
She has surprisingly good legs.
cheeks are way cute from this angle, i approve. even that sesame street video was cute, too bad usa is overrun with fuckin puritans still
mmm hmm, mmm hmm…”overrun with fuckin puritans” you say? Have you *watched* any primetime TV lately?
Moron.
of course not, it’s like g-rated versions of everything. go just about anywhere in europe and you’ll see tits and ass on network tv. in the us that would be cause to get fined out of your broadcasting license. read a fuckin paper in the last 15 years dumbfuck?
Superb thighs.
This Is How Michael Caine Speaks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY
I am seriously head over heels for her… I wish her heels were over her head in my bedroom right now…
I have very little good to say about this broad but I have to say those are some damn nice thighs right there and I am thoroughly shocked.
Besides a nice rack, thighs, legs, she is as dumb and inarticulate as a stripper. She is hot, as long as she keeps her mouth shut.
I agree 101%. The leg man in me appreciates.
Katy like never before: http://www.butterwall.com/katy-perry
I want her to fart in my mouth with I pull my pud!
lol. fuckin inbred.
I’ll bet those holes have seen plenty of dick… and I stress holeS.
Yes, very nice indeed.
Do not like her as a blonde.
Fuck, she is hot as hell.
And those tits, man…
sorry girls: AMERICAN MEN CAN’T CONTROLE THEMSELVES NO……..
I, too, think she’s a hotty although I think I prefer her as a brunette. Too bad her pussy is getting ruined by fucking that androgynous limey dude.
A fine example of the elusive female-on-female Hover Hand.
I’ll teach them to invite me to these f ‘n kids events
I’d still like to smurf her smurf with my smurf. Then she’d have to de-smurf her smurf with a towel.
I agree, except after i smurfed her smurf, she would have to de-smurf her smurf with a coathanger.
Somewhere, Pippa scrolls through the pix in envy.
Could be the best red carpet ‘leg show’ ever.
Ditzy persona aside she ain’t no blonde.
She doing her part selling the shit out of that dumb kid’s movie. Hoist up the tits; flash those panties & get that media coverage…..well done.
Based on these pics you just know there is a “This Ain’t Smurfs” porn flick in the pipeline with a Katy Perry look alike. I’d watch it. :-))
Looks like Smurfette is seeing a little upskirt action.
Wind blows skirt to reveal underwear larger than most bathing suits= flashing. Sites like this should fight against puritanical bullshit, not perpetuate it.
I actually think she looks better as a blonde. She looks great in these pictures. Too bad that damn image of her without makeup still haunts my dreams, it was just THAT bad!!!
Compared to a shot of Rosie Huntington-Whitely without make-up? With those botoxed lips, Rosie w/o any color is probably the most disturbing thing ever.
Based on these pics you just know there is a “This Ain’t Smurfs” porn flick in the pipeline with a Katy Perry look alike. I’d watch it. :-))
She definitely looks better from behind. I’d do her from the back.
I’m second in line – oh wait , I’m first , you’re second
Obviously they are at the Smurfs premiere, and her hair is blonde because she plays the blonde smurf
DUH
Meh
The ass looks good but the rest is looking rough.
That ass is very ‘clutchable’.
The Smurfs in 3D? They call them ‘smurfs’ now?
Talented Mr. Ripley doesn’t even need to glance at the subject to take a good shot. What a chameleon.
From the studio that brought you Angels with dirty faces, now get ready for the most anticipated sequel ever, for “FAT girls with pretty faces”.
What’s a smurf?
that is hilarious!
It’s like a shitty Leg Avenue Halloween costume. “Smutette!” or some such shite.
Smurfette sadly looked to the ground thinking, “how am I supposed to live up to these unrealistic expectations?”
delightful
I would like to leave some of my biological blue print inside her inner labia
don’t find her hot. she looks rough and used, and probably has brand jizz dried all over those tits.
It’s funny; her natural hair color is blonde, but I think she looks terrible as a blonde. The dark locks suit her better.
The very definition of butterface. What a body, though.
She looks SO Much better as her natural blonde color. That fake black hair looked like shit on her.
Musical and overexposure issues notwithstanding, that there is one fine piece of female.
MMMmmmmm creamy thighs.
C’mon, credit where credit’s due; at least she’s wearing underwear. It’s a kids’ movie after all….