Katy Perry Flashed Her Ass At a Kids’ Movie

July 25th, 2011 // 117 Comments

Here’s Katy Perry at the premiere of The Smurfs on Sunday where she made sure everyone knows who she plays by wearing a tiny Smurfette dress that barely contained her heaving Smurf melons. (Saying Smurf berries would’ve been an insult, and I’m a gentleman first, boob ogler firstester.) On top of that, she managed to flash the entire crowd on the street her ass because if there are two things children’s movies need, it’s upskirts and giant tits. I’ve petitioned Disney for years, but apparently they’re too busy keeping Walt in perfect cryogenic sleep so he doesn’t start another Holocaust. He’s gonna get out eventually, folks.

Anyway, on a related note – boobs, not genocide – Russell Brand wrote a blog post about Amy Winehouse’s death and his own battle with addiction which is easy for him to talk about considering he has Katy Perry’s breasts to bat around for motivation. Unfortunately, the only thing comparable for Amy Winehouse would’ve been a crack rock the size of a tangerine. And if that doesn’t make sense, try imagining Michael Caine in The Dark Knight saying it: “One day, my partnah and I saw a choild playin’ with a crack rawk the soize of a tan-jah-reen. Wond-ah-ful jazz singer, she was, but the absa-lute face of a wombat. Picked our bloody pockets, she did.”

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  1. TaT

    Acorn head and flat ass. And don’t tell me her ass isn’t flat only someone with a pancake ass can fit into that ruffled scarf.

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    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she was hired just as a cost-saving measure; if she gives all the Smurf boys blue balls they don’t have to create them using CGI.

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    Maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    wow. Nice.

  4. jim eh

    That broad is fugly, I can’t wait until she disappears.

  5. Alejandro

    ^ That ass looks nice, unless you were talking about the American Apparel girl on the right.

    Also, AA “Tote bag” add has Chris Hanson worthy breast on display

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    GuidotheRed
    Commented on this photo:

    MAKE OUT!!!

  7. I normally don’t think she’s all that, but she looks pretty good here. Legs look awesome!

  8. TomFrank

    This Is How Michael Caine Speaks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY

  9. Doc

    I am seriously head over heels for her… I wish her heels were over her head in my bedroom right now…

  10. I have very little good to say about this broad but I have to say those are some damn nice thighs right there and I am thoroughly shocked.

  11. Peckerwood Mcgeery

    I want her to fart in my mouth with I pull my pud!

  12. medium rare

    I’ll bet those holes have seen plenty of dick… and I stress holeS.

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    Sin
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, very nice indeed.

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    Sin
    Commented on this photo:

    Do not like her as a blonde.

  15. Venom

    Fuck, she is hot as hell.
    And those tits, man…

  16. the captain

    sorry girls: AMERICAN MEN CAN’T CONTROLE THEMSELVES NO……..

  17. vitobonespur

    I, too, think she’s a hotty although I think I prefer her as a brunette. Too bad her pussy is getting ruined by fucking that androgynous limey dude.

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    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    A fine example of the elusive female-on-female Hover Hand.

  19. Ismoss

    I’ll teach them to invite me to these f ‘n kids events

  20. userofalltrades

    I’d still like to smurf her smurf with my smurf. Then she’d have to de-smurf her smurf with a towel.

    • Richard McBeef

      I agree, except after i smurfed her smurf, she would have to de-smurf her smurf with a coathanger.

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    DogBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere, Pippa scrolls through the pix in envy.

  22. DogBoy

    Could be the best red carpet ‘leg show’ ever.

  23. Cock Dr

    Ditzy persona aside she ain’t no blonde.
    She doing her part selling the shit out of that dumb kid’s movie. Hoist up the tits; flash those panties & get that media coverage…..well done.

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    Peter
    Commented on this photo:

    Based on these pics you just know there is a “This Ain’t Smurfs” porn flick in the pipeline with a Katy Perry look alike. I’d watch it. :-))

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    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Smurfette is seeing a little upskirt action.

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    Ugh
    Commented on this photo:

    Wind blows skirt to reveal underwear larger than most bathing suits= flashing. Sites like this should fight against puritanical bullshit, not perpetuate it.

  27. maddox

    I actually think she looks better as a blonde. She looks great in these pictures. Too bad that damn image of her without makeup still haunts my dreams, it was just THAT bad!!!

    • Jay

      Compared to a shot of Rosie Huntington-Whitely without make-up? With those botoxed lips, Rosie w/o any color is probably the most disturbing thing ever.

  28. Peter

    Based on these pics you just know there is a “This Ain’t Smurfs” porn flick in the pipeline with a Katy Perry look alike. I’d watch it. :-))

  29. NG

    She definitely looks better from behind. I’d do her from the back.

  30. sarah

    Obviously they are at the Smurfs premiere, and her hair is blonde because she plays the blonde smurf

    DUH

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    Nom
    Commented on this photo:

    The ass looks good but the rest is looking rough.

  32. cc

    That ass is very ‘clutchable’.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The Smurfs in 3D? They call them ‘smurfs’ now?

  34. Did they say no sign of rough play?

    Talented Mr. Ripley doesn’t even need to glance at the subject to take a good shot. What a chameleon.

  35. Did they say no signs of rough play?

    From the studio that brought you Angels with dirty faces, now get ready for the most anticipated sequel ever, for “FAT girls with pretty faces”.

  36. bonerhard

    What’s a smurf?

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    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    that is hilarious!

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    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like a shitty Leg Avenue Halloween costume. “Smutette!” or some such shite.

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    Arizona Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    Smurfette sadly looked to the ground thinking, “how am I supposed to live up to these unrealistic expectations?”

  40. stevebeagle

    delightful

  41. Edgar Gasconye

    I would like to leave some of my biological blue print inside her inner labia

  42. niccods

    don’t find her hot. she looks rough and used, and probably has brand jizz dried all over those tits.

  43. Hmmmm

    It’s funny; her natural hair color is blonde, but I think she looks terrible as a blonde. The dark locks suit her better.

  44. Grand Dragon

    The very definition of butterface. What a body, though.

  45. Chupacabra

    She looks SO Much better as her natural blonde color. That fake black hair looked like shit on her.

  46. Musical and overexposure issues notwithstanding, that there is one fine piece of female.

  47. MMMmmmmm creamy thighs.

  48. GG1000

    C’mon, credit where credit’s due; at least she’s wearing underwear. It’s a kids’ movie after all….

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