Full Disclosure: I initially opted to ignore this Katy Perry interview in Harper’s Bazaar based entirely on the photos that suggest she thinks she doesn’t have to show 800 miles of cleavage anymore. Frankly, I don’t reward that kind of behavior. However, it turns out she was spewing all kinds of crazy because apparently watching Megan Fox get married and drift off into obscurity seemed like an awesome idea to Katy:
On forgetting she married a heroin addict turned Buddhist:
“I always knew I wanted a great man of God, someone who was going to be an inspiration for people and also be a lovely husband and father.”
On Rihanna and Gaga:
“We’re all unique. That’s why we all win and we all can exist. People don’t want just vanilla. They want 31 flavors. I couldn’t do what Rihanna does. I couldn’t do what Gaga does. They can’t do what I do.”
On wanting a breast reduction:
“I had really bad back problems and was a little bit thicker. Then I grew up and lost the baby fat and said, ‘Hey, this isn’t all that bad.’”
Russell Brand is “a man of God?” GaGa and Rihanna can’t make generic pop? Breast reductions?!? Jesus Christ, Katy Perry, how idiotic are you trying to make Christians look here? Next you’re going to start saying you’re a woman of integrity – who also likes to bang a lot. Oh, wait:
I’m a good girl because I really believe in love, integrity, and respect. I’m a bad girl because I like to tease. I know that I have sex appeal in my deck of cards.”
So let me get this straight: Katy Perry believes in respect, provided you let her tease you into believing she’s going to have sex with you. Except, surprise, she only does that out of wedlock with a Buddhist she confuses for a Christian. Wow. And people think I only stare at her tits because I’m a lonely Internet pervert. Well, jokes on you. That’s only half of it.
Three quarters at best.
Photos: Harper’s Bazaar
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who cares? what are you 11?
Too many clothes…..
Her breasts are the star of the show and everyone knows it. Without those she’s just another pop singer lost in the crowd.
Good headline! I say that all the time. Oh, no…wait…I say she should stop SINGING.
i’d let her shit on me…
Well at least she admits she’s a tease.
Integrity eh?
http://popdirt.com/images/misc/Katy_Perry_whip_cream.jpg
Whoops broken link.
(clears throat) Integrity eh?
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1641637/20100615/perry_katy.jhtml
I dont get that shit. These perry/gaga/spears outfits and props look like a fuckin cabaret act. Aint a straight guy on earth who thinks that was sexy, is there?
Id still fuck her tho dont get me wrong. But tempted to at least get a couple pokes in her ass as payback for all that gay crap.
I woner where she got those heels?
*wonder
Does integrity and tease mean maxim/clothed in playboy soon..? Star’s fading fast, show ur tits and be gone fruity
You’ve really outdone yourself today Supe….tackling politics and religion….what would America do without you? Bravo brother, bravo.
That’s what you are; shit…
This pre-fab Disney slut actually believes the image Disney made for her is real.
Here’s a hint, dumbass: Britney fucking Spears. Look what happened to her when she started believing in her record company made fantasy world.
How long before Katy dons the pink wig and starts speaking with a bad fake british accent?
I really cannot see Katy Perry ending up like Britney. She could never be as dumb or ugly or trashy as Shitney.
sounds like almost every other chick on the planet
yeh they are dumb bitches
hey 1: most interesting comment ?
Why do magazines insist on Photoshopping their covers, so they all resemble either The Joker or the “Black Hole Sun” video?
I get your fascination with Blake Lively. She’s classy, smart and talented. I get your funny posts with regards to all other beautiful but dumb-as-fuck-classless-no-talent females that only have their bodies to get your attention. I get it all. I get that you like Katy Perry’s boobs. If I was a man, I’d want to suck on them too.
However, I dont get why you keep on making these posts attacking her beliefs and things she says as if she was even worthy of having your criticism. She is a confused, lost, low-self esteemed, no talent, dumb as hell clown with a horrible voice, that consistently tries to validate herself through other people. I dont know why you waste your breath on her or let her get to you, cause you dont even have to prove her dumbness. Anyone with a decent brain would call it after 5 minutes of listening to her.
I love when celebrities fall, when they fall down face first and have to deal with reality, the Real world, Britney, Lindsay, Courtney love, All of them fall, and is funny and we have a laugh,
but I am Going to be SO HAPPY when this one falls, When that Douchebag husband gives her an STD or when we find out he cheated on her with 30 women, I know just wait you just wait when she falls, i will be singing and dancing
Given her husbands history, I doubt we’ll have to wait long.
she needs to just do porn or something and never open her mouth. talentless idiot, etc. also, im pretty sure gaga can do what she does AND MORE~
Gaga ain’t doing anything special either. It’s all been done before.
Sorry Katy. You’re not doing anything special no other girl with a nice rack and pretty face can’t do. Your music is also mediocre. Please shut your trap and play sexy for the camera.
wow….an actual photoshoot without Katy pulling her tits out. too bad because she sounds like an idiot in the interview. she needs to go back to pulling her tits out on sesame street.
Spammer, please FUCK OFF AND DIE. No one is interested in your moronic website; please eat a bag of shit…
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eyes never lie….
and her eyes are just as empty as her whole being, except for her breasts of course…I would never dare to criticize something my favourite blogger loves with so much passion :)
“I had really bad back problems and was a little bit thicker. Then I grew up and lost the baby fat and said, ‘Hey, this isn’t all that bad.’”
Grow the fuck up, and lose the weight and everything will work out…Now how do I come off as an A-hole and she comes off as bonding with other women?
Even though she’s kinda odious on the music front, perfectly summed up in allmusic’s review of her One of the Boys album, I have to say that she’s a genuinely pretty girl.
I am a little thicker and have big boobs and I don’t have back problems. Shut up Katy!
Lady Gaga could do what Katy Perry does in her sleep. Make grunting and shrieking sounds that gets auto-tuned into something that vaguely resembles singing? I think anyone could do that.
she looks wonky-eyed on that cover
Seriously, a great man of god??? More like a greasy looking STD covered slimy greaseball. I don’t understand how she can even have sex with that guy
just fyi, he’s not a buddhist. he practices TM.
Sounds like an arrogant women and what is she doing in the cover of a magazine like that? she is such a plain jane, Russel Brand has been
out with hotter chicks than her it wont last.
Dont be fooled by.