Katy Perry: ‘Russell Brand Was Defending My Special Place’

September 20th, 2010 // 53 Comments

Before we dive back into Lindsay Lohan’s Fucking Idiot Parade, another drug addict made the news this weekend. Russell Brand was arrested for battery at LAX on Friday after attacking a photographer near a security checkpoint. Katy Perry later took to Twitter to defend her man/push the story his attorney cooked up:

If you cross the line & try an put a lens up my dress, my fiancé will do his job & protect me. #standbyyourman #don’tfuckwiththeBrands.

Photographers were NOT trying to take pictures of Katy Perry’s chest. HA! Good one. Now I really do believe Russell Brand has her hooked on drugs. I mean, seriously, he already trained her to be a walking blowjob dispenser, how hard could it be to add crack to that equation? Which brings us to my thesis: If I talk Katy into rehab, how much naked boob do I get? One? Just some areola? Undertit? We’re talking about a woman’s life, dammit!

NOTE: Is that Carla Gugino? Jesus, maybe we should build a fence around England.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Marcus

    Creepy!! first.

  2. frcrkr

    This guy has crazy eyes in ALL the pictures I have ever seen of him. Guaranteed to be some police action with this guy.

  3. Marcus

    that is a beautiful bird.

  4. Russell Brand
    NotJoeMama
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one creepy looking thing. Is he a blood relative of Charles Manson?

  5. Kate

    Because Katy Perry is so modest, right? Most of her songs have strong sexual themes, and she always has her tits out. I’m not saying she deserves to be raped or anything, but it is what it is.

    • qwerty

      Stage and private life are two different things

      • See, here’s my dilemma. How do we determine which persona she’s living at any point in time? Is she Katy Perry, beautifully-endowed-but-otherwise-talentless-Autotune-whorebag, or is she Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson, equally-well-endowed-but-still-talentless-whorebag-who-isn’t-singing-so-no-pictures-please? I work in IT (shocking, I know) but even when I wrap up a day, I still get questions about computers from my friends (shocking, I know) and family – the only difference between Katy Perry and I is that I have a t-shirt that says, “No, I will not fix your computer”. Should she wear a similar shirt that says “I’m off the cock, er… clock”?

      • She’s a celebrity, who gets paid ludicrous amounts of money to “be famous”. That means 24×7 public attention, that’s what the money is for.

        If she wants a normal job where she goes home at night and nobody jams cameras in her face, that pays about $50K a year.

        Otherwise, quit your bitching and pull those titties out.

    • anonymous

      With the exception of her tits being out (we all know their money) and tight fitted clothing, Katy actually dresses pretty tame. She don’t have anything on Miley Cyrus.

  6. Poondock Brah

    I hope someone shoves some manicotti in his anus

  7. captain america

    she is the “Smart” part of the two of and using this as an excuse for his behaviour.
    SHE WASN’T BEATEN nor RAPED so controle yourself.

    It’s because of those people people know them……………

  8. Yep

    Somebody please tell me how this ugly azz dude get a babe like Katy Perry???

    • JubeJubes

      cos he doesn’t give a shit about image and what everyone thinks, just like her. it’s a real rare quality, women love it. plus he’s probably a right knob. women love that too!

    • anonymous

      just proove katy perry sux and has no taste

    • TheDuuuuuude

      Clearly he’s got a horse cock….

      No one that ugly gets a smoking hottie like Katy without one…

  9. Russell Brand
    Commented on this photo:

    I really don’t understand why this guy has any fame. He’s not funny at all. Not a good actor. Looks ridiculous and a bit creepy. I just don’t get it.

    • king gibson

      have you seen Get Him to the Greek? yeah didn’t think so. otherwise you’d have a different opinion :)

  10. Herman Bumfudle

    my special place is heaven, where the living angels live. daymn i hate your world!

  11. Kevin

    He’s just pissed she was getting all the attention–go back to whatever hole you crawled out from you talentless ugly fuck

  12. Rough "gots" game

    don’tfuckwiththeBrands? Ouuu…Looks like we have a new crime family in our hands….Throw “Rusty” under the jail, and lose the key….

  13. Sizzle

    That has got to be the ugliest dude on the face of the Earth. Incredibly not-funny, too.

    • Mike Hawk

      I 2nd that.

      Hopefully a small Cessna carrying him will disappear over the ocean…then Fish can have unhealthy obsession maiden Katy and everyone will live happily ever after.

    • Nela

      Agree. Seriously this guy is not gonna age well.

  14. Righty Whitey

    This walking bag of deusch is right up there with Spencer Pratt in my book. How the hell this asshat gets to fuck Katy Perry I’ll never know. I used to find him mildly amusing in Forgetting Sara Marshall, but then I realized that this guy is a complete deuschbag and he’s making a shitboat of money, and he’s a complete tool. Then I heard an interview with him, and he’s probably the most annoying dickhead on the planet. Then I realized that outside of her tits, there’s really nothing that great about Katy Perry. So she probably deserves to be miserable with this smelly fuckstain. Fuck ‘em both, right in their ears.

  15. I’m very happy about this latest “Brand” development.
    Now that everyone knows this guy has a temper they’ll be pushing the boundries, egging him on. I predict lots more big scenes with the paparazzi. Should make for interesting future shots.
    He’s so homely up close. Perhaps he has a magic wand to enchant Ms. KP to make up for that lack of looks. Love chemistry is sometimes so strange.

  16. Vito

    I don’t know, man. I suspect Katy Perry’s got a lovely, tight, tasty pussy to go along with those tits. Just my opinion, I could be wrong.

    And what the fuck is he doing with Carla Gugino? Is he fucking her too? Someone needs to shoot that guy.

  17. Russell Brand
    David
    Commented on this photo:

    What an awesome bird

  18. str8ev

    when did russell brand become the guy from MASK?

  19. chupacabra

    What the fuck with his eyes!?

  20. Rhialto

    Could this be a case of ‘protecting the honor and good name’ of your wifey? Just a few centuries ago people were willing to cross swords for this.

  21. That guy is hooter-blessed.

  22. Ha ha! You’re suggesting the US build a fence around England? I’m not sure what that’s supposed to solve. How’s that border with Mexico treating you?

    • Mike Hawk

      Yes thats exactly what he was really suggesting.

      This site is known for its well versed, educated political opinions and its round table expert commentary/comments. All posts delve into the deep psyche of the political mind and are, Im 100% sure, meant to be taken with all the seriousness of quantum psychics.

      Now suck the dick up till you hiccup you fucking moron.

  23. Jimboooo!

    Nice owl.

  24. Russell Brand
    no avatar
    Commented on this photo:

    carla gugino still lookin good.

    loved her since son in law…

  25. anal-drippage-whores

    1 day he will be Skeletor………anyway fuck him and his plastic whore.

  26. kbb

    When watching the video, he totally leaves her all by herself! He isn’t “doing his job and protecting her.” I’m sensing this extreme anger stemming from, perhaps, daddy issues?

  27. Anyone else notice his head looks like Erik Stoltz in the movie “Mask”

    the guy seriously looks like he’s got deformed skull bones, why is he in movies?

  28. mike

    He looks like Tiny Tim

    • duke chute

      YES haha…and you know he’s done a good bit of tiptoeing through the tulips..filthy frikkin stool-poker!

  29. McFeely My Anus

    That lazy eye is giving me a boner!

  30. anonym

    shave the facial hair off russell, and he’d look like a girl.

    this guy is feminine

  31. Fakie Titty

    Damn she has the worst taste in men. Maybe she purposely chooses hideous cretins to make herself appear more attractive.

  32. one legged

    old pic of her i took
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/16779294@N03/4922997056/
    mouth looking like she does more than talk

    sucking a crackhead dick is pretty sad
    she should do coke and oxy at the same time and say hi to another world

  33. Who-OO?

    What…no lameass jokes about how Russell Brand loves hooters? Barn owls don’t really hoot though, but still I thought that joke was dying to happen.

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