Before we dive back into Lindsay Lohan’s Fucking Idiot Parade, another drug addict made the news this weekend. Russell Brand was arrested for battery at LAX on Friday after attacking a photographer near a security checkpoint. Katy Perry later took to Twitter to defend her man/push the story his attorney cooked up:
If you cross the line & try an put a lens up my dress, my fiancé will do his job & protect me. #standbyyourman #don’tfuckwiththeBrands.
Photographers were NOT trying to take pictures of Katy Perry’s chest. HA! Good one. Now I really do believe Russell Brand has her hooked on drugs. I mean, seriously, he already trained her to be a walking blowjob dispenser, how hard could it be to add crack to that equation? Which brings us to my thesis: If I talk Katy into rehab, how much naked boob do I get? One? Just some areola? Undertit? We’re talking about a woman’s life, dammit!
NOTE: Is that Carla Gugino? Jesus, maybe we should build a fence around England.