Russell Brand Wanted To Get Katy Perry Pregnant

Getting pregnant makes a woman’s breasts bigger, and Katy Perry and Russell Brand were both rich enough to have a child-size dungeon built in their house (Or hire a nanny, whatever.), so I really don’t get what all the complaining’s about here. Via Marie Claire:

She has said she wants children, but “I’m definitely not there yet, and I can’t plan that far in advance. When I decide to have a family, I’ll just want to be Mom for a little bit … [Brand] really wanted me to have children, and I knew I wasn’t ready—I think it was a way of control. I think it was part of, If I have a kid, then I would have to sacrifice—I’d have to be at home more. I really wanted to, but I knew I wasn’t ready for it. It wasn’t like, ‘Hey, let’s have a kid because we’re in love.'”

Okay, yes, that does sound controlling and oddly patriarchal for a supposedly free-thinking revolutionary which is why I’m willing to bet Photo Boy’s paycheck that this was the more likely scenario:

“So, my sister just got out of labor and has to be in a wheelchair for at least a wee- why are you flushing my birth control down the toilet all of a sudden?”
“… I love kids?”

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