Russell Brand Wanted To Get Katy Perry Pregnant

December 10th, 2013 // 13 Comments
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Getting pregnant makes a woman’s breasts bigger, and Katy Perry and Russell Brand were both rich enough to have a child-size dungeon built in their house (Or hire a nanny, whatever.), so I really don’t get what all the complaining’s about here. Via Marie Claire:

She has said she wants children, but “I’m definitely not there yet, and I can’t plan that far in advance. When I decide to have a family, I’ll just want to be Mom for a little bit … [Brand] really wanted me to have children, and I knew I wasn’t ready—I think it was a way of control. I think it was part of, If I have a kid, then I would have to sacrifice—I’d have to be at home more. I really wanted to, but I knew I wasn’t ready for it. It wasn’t like, ‘Hey, let’s have a kid because we’re in love.’”

Okay, yes, that does sound controlling and oddly patriarchal for a supposedly free-thinking revolutionary which is why I’m willing to bet Photo Boy’s paycheck that this was the more likely scenario:

“So, my sister just got out of labor and has to be in a wheelchair for at least a wee- why are you flushing my birth control down the toilet all of a sudden?”
“… I love kids?”

Photos: Getty


  1. cc

    So do I.

  2. Hugh G. Rection

    I want to get Kate Perry pregnant too. I would want to hang around afterwards or pay for the kid, though. As you may have guessed most of my role models are rappers and professional athletes.

    • gen

      I think you missed a critical word in that comment, unless I’m just way behind on what rappers and professional athletes are up to these days.

  3. Mohawk Disco

    Considering in entertainment a woman’s career is over once she’s 30 it’s understandable she wants to milk it as long as she can. And when I say milk it… nevermind.

  4. MoozBoy

    Turns our Russell Brand and I share something after all.

  5. who would believe that shit. Brand is a fucking nutcase. I heard that bitch gets into relationships for the experience. She jumps from once strange cock(Russell) to another(Mayer).

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  7. Frank Burns

    Dear Ms. Perry,
    Please abstain from mentioning anything that might bring up images of Russel Brand having sex with you, as it makes me vomit into my mouth, and makes me sad about mankind in general.
    F. Burns

  8. anonymous

    LOL Guys don’t fucking get women pregnant so they can trap them into staying in a relationship. We don’t even think in those terms.

    We get a woman pregnant; and our first thought is “Oh, shit!” Not “now we be together forever….”

    More likely she’ll try to get pregnant to trap John Mayer into marrying her.

  9. As a childfree-by-choice 36 year old female all I have to say is this : Finding a guy who *doesn’t* want kids is hard as fuck. Finding one who doesn’t want kids and also isn’t one strangled cat away from being a career serial killer is damn near impossible.

    Not saying I believe her story, but not saying I don’t, either. There are a lot of nutcase guys out there who want kids as some sort of fuck trophy, so long as they don’t have to be involved in the day-to-day shit of raising them. Fuck that.

  10. Helena Handbasket

    I’m gay as hell and would also like to get her pregnant.

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