Katy Perry Unfollowed Russell Brand’s Twitter! OMFGSOPAPIPAABCBBD!

January 20th, 2012 // 24 Comments
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In case you thought Katy Perry and Russell Brand‘s divorce couldn’t be more rife with sexy secrets, here comes the most shocking and scandalous news yet: Katy stopped following Russell on Twitter. Reginald, the smelling salts! There’s fainting afoot! Us Weekly reports:

The 27-year-old “Firework” singer has unfollowed her soon-to-be ex-husband on Twitter. As of Friday, Perry is still one of the 78 people Brand subscribes to via the social networking site.
It’s not surprising, given that Perry is only communicating with Brand, 36, via phone or email. “She’s limiting those interactions,” a source tells the new issue of Us Weekly (out now). “He’s being so atrocious that she feel like she never really knew him.”

And by atrocious, the source clearly means not getting back together with Katy and teabagging her in front of her parents to teach them a lesson in tolerance like a proper British gent. It’s just bad form.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Pippy Longcockings

    Why did she marry this prick again? It’s like marrying the homeless guy who hangs out in front of the donut shop.

  2. cc

    I hope this whole episode doesn’t sour him and make him less funny.

  3. KedE

    He’s Chris Angel re-incarnated. Imagine those 2 in the same jewelry store.
    Chris: Love the scarf Russell.
    Russell: Love the skull ring!
    Chris: Was that a joke?
    Russell: Maybe in the UK, my jokes suck in America.
    Chris: Hmmm think they’d like my vanishing penis trick there?
    Russell: Maybe, I think I just lost mine.

  4. Grand Dragon

    This is great news! Surely naked Katy Perry pictures are soon to be released by Brand.

  5. Miguel

    Commenting just to say I chuckled heartily at ABCBBD

  6. I’d like to make a bold statement.

    Who the fuck cares?

    That is all.

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    Mcdoubler
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like her brown just got difficult

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Not going to let a little thing like the collapse of a marriage derail the International Bimbo Show…that would interrupt the cash flow.

  9. And with the tap of her index finger, Katy Perry showed him who’s boss.

  10. Dan

    Honestly I think that Perry is trying *really* hard to make it look like she broke up with Brand and that makes me suspicious that he actually broke up with her.

    I’ve seen it before… you start saying some things aren’t working, etc. etc. then they freak out. Then you say “Please don’t break up with me. Please. No. Don’t.” Then they get to “break up” with you and tell their friends you are an oversexed asshole. You stay quiet the whole time because you really just want them to go away and you don’t give a fuck what their friends think (and most of them would fuck you later just to spite your ex, girls work like that).

    That’s my theory… Brand always seems a lot nicer than Perry, IMHO.

    • Winnie

      Ditto, Dan. Nice one.

    • Kevin

      I hope you realize there is more to Katy and Russel than what meets the eye, laltriely. Half the time people will only walk up to her to get a close range eye view of her tits. Men got to stop thinking with their cocks for once and man up. But no, Russel Brand is not a fucking sex addict (lie) but its not like thats all the relationship is constructed of, sex. They have feelings, aspects and their personalities. Thats why they’re together, not because katys breasts blocked russels sight.

  11. ugh

    “The 27-year old “Firework” singer…”

    Please tell me she is going away before we have to suffer that qualifier for the next thirty years!!! Like whenever these toolbox writers bring up madge, it’s always “The material girl blah blah…”

    SOOOOO EFFFING ANNOYING!!! STOP IT NOW

  12. Always say cunt

    Of course he broke with her.

    He was voted ‘shagger of the year’ by the best selling UK newspaper three years in a row.

    Then he gets married, and if he is lucky, gets three or four shags a year.

  13. jules

    He has hips. Like a girl. Why is that? That man has the weirdest body. I think he’s a proto-female or something, but at the last second God added a Y.

  14. POPTARTSSUCK

    He’s very clever and doesn’t misrepresent who he is she on the other hand totally misrepresents herself on the constant her voice is only ok and she’s annoying. I hope he gives her hell and take half her money

  15. Wheelchair Porn

    Married 13 months and he’s taking half her money.

  16. dewyprincess

    After she stops following him on twitter she’s going to return his letterman’s jacket and those mix tapes he made her. Breakups are hard, you guys.

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    Cal
    Commented on this photo:

    The only explanation for his face is that while Katy grabeth his tittay…he also grabeth hers.

  18. Winnie

    hmmmmm I get the feeling this really was a one sided – dumping – if you will. Rusty is coming of the bigger person here, being respectful, amicable etc. Katy is doing things like unfollowing him on Twitter???

  19. Gia

    i couldnt deal w katy perry either. i think the divorce was totally her fault

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