Russell Brand Doesn’t Want Katy Perry’s Money

February 8th, 2012 // 46 Comments
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Russell Brand might be a sex addict who can’t get an erection without the aid of wheelchair porn, but if there’s one thing he’s not, it’s a bloody gold-digger. TMZ reports:

Katy made $44 million between May, 2010 and May, 2011 — according to Forbes. The couple married in October, 2010, so Russell could have scored a fortune if he exercised his community property rights.
But here’s the deal. As one source put it, “This divorce is as amicable as it gets, and Russell was a mensch (Yiddish for a good person).” He doesn’t want Katy’s money. He’s happy to walk away with the money he earned — which is far less than what Katy raked in.

While my gut reaction is apparently the opportunity to have sex with Katy Perry‘s breasts is worth $22 million, I’m going to go ahead and assume Russell Brand knows he’d just end up buying an entire poppy field and force crippled prostitutes to work it. He probably caught himself looking at bull whips and went, “No, Russell, no. Their wheelchairs will just get stuck all the time.”

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  1. Dude

    “Mensch” actually is German and means “human”.

    • Yiddish is a German-based language. And the speaker presumably meant it in the Yiddish manner, because while Yiddishisms like “mensch” and “tchotchke” and “schmear” have entered the American lexicon, people in Hollywood don’t tend to smatter their comments with German. (Well, okay, except for Mel Gibson.)

    • Dr. Nappy

      Hmm. I thought it was Yiddish for a 1/2 jew.

      • Schmidtler

        I thought it meant ‘sucker’, someone who is taken advantage of or gets a lousy deal because of their own naivety and tendency to be too nice for their own good.

    • Bianca

      Oops, that was for Schmidtler

  2. ionk

    most guys are too proud to take a chicks money

  3. rican

    What baffles me is how in the hell this talentless bitch was able to rake in $40 million in one year.

  4. Disco Dave

    I continue to get the impression that Brand was probably the more normal, well adjusted one in this relationship.

    • Dan

      Yes… this is just further proof that Brand broke up with her and just wants to be done with her so he lets her say things like he is into strange fetishes like wheelchair porn without any response.

  5. I see Russell’s point– I’d fuck her for free, too.

  6. AteIsEnough

    I really love this feel good story. What an immense showing of humanity and love! LOL Really…WHO GIVES A FUCK??

  7. Do_Freebird

    He loves/loved her and she loves/loved him. It didn’t work out and they don’t hate each other. She made an enormous shitload of money and he made a smaller shitload of money. They still like each other, and Russel Brand decided why fuck that up?

    Besides, she won’t be making shit in ten years when her ass is fat and she’s tripping over her tits. He’ll still be doing movies and banging smoking chicks. It all evens out in the end.

  8. Maybe he plans on making a killing selling the underpants he stole from her. Oh wait – he’s wearing those.

  9. Katy Perry DIRECTV Celebrity Beach Bowl
    The Most Interesting
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    Blue Hair?
    Red, White & Blue?
    Men’s clothing?
    Flattened boobs?

    Just what demographic is she whoring for? Closeted Smurf-Smurfers of America?

  10. old man

    If this situation were reversed the woman would be gunning for every cent of his 40 million. How many times have you heard of a woman walking away from a huge payday as a result of a divorce?

    • Schmidtler

      never. and everytime some gold digging whore parlays a short marriage into a huge divorce payday, every psycho bitch on here comments that she ‘earned every penny’. Whether Brand wants the money or not, he should take it on general principle. he could start his own charity, maybe open a halfway house for runaway teenage girls with handicaps and big tits.

      • old man

        Or a charity that gives boob jobs to young singers that resemble Katy thus rendering her obsolete and no longer able to bring in an income.

      • Antonio

        I live in New York.We are separated from 2 years ago due to DV issue. We have a child in cumomne.Due to low income, no family or relatives im still leaving at his house an he pays for everything.I wanna start the divorce procces and go out from his house, but where and how?I heard that i can get a free lawyer.

    • pornstar

      zero, zero times. My tea is ready!!!!!!

    • Mandy

      How many times have you heard of ANYONE walking away from a huge payday as a result of a divorce? This isn’t about gender. Brand is probably one of the first celebrities to do this, and it has nothing to do with him being a guy. Jeez.

      • Jack Ketch

        He’s not … Cary Grant was the first one to do this. He never wanted a cent of Barbara Hutton’s money when they parted.

      • old man

        Yes, it is absolutely about gender. Your response and implied gender going by your name validate this.

    • Pretty sure I read somewhere that Dita von Teese didn’t want anything of Marilyn Manson’s when she divorced him. (I know I’m leaving myself open somehow to some rich comeback.)

      • dooood

        that’s interesting, i was just about to say i have never heard of a woman not demanding a fortune from a dude

      • Deryn

        See, stuff like this is how she does what she does for a living and still manages to come off as a fairly classy chick. (Dita, not Katy.)

      • Marli

        Russell come home NOW.It’s peploe like them (yanks) that make peploe like Brand want to take gear in the first place. Watch trainspotting again it’s not in the least funny when you’re going cold turky and you’re counting seconds go by peploe like you make peploe like us take drugs in 500 yrs America won’t even exist tides turning G-D will pour his wrath over you G-d bless Gilad shabat shalom

  11. forrest gump

    ………..his DILDO fits everyone!!

  12. Frunken

    That sounds exactly like something Brand would say. Looks like someone has seen his stand up/Ponderland!

  13. Mick

    How awesome would it be to have sex with her breasts and then get $22 million. That is winning.

  14. What if?

    I’d fuck her just before she went on stage.

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    Sgt Bustup
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    I’d hump her leg, no doubt.

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    Herman Bumfudle
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    lol! cute.

  17. Always say cunt

    I don’t see how she can wear those pants with no moose knuckle.

    Perhaps she is un-holy, and this is why Brand packed her in.

  18. Katy Perry DIRECTV Celebrity Beach Bowl
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    i’d tackle her her.

  19. Mauve

    That’s a crackerjack anwser to an interesting question

  20. Katy Perry DIRECTV Celebrity Beach Bowl
    ps3fanatic
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    i’d like to tackle her

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