Katy Perry & Russell Brand Are a Boring Married Couple Now and Other News

July 5th, 2011 // 24 Comments

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- Jennifer Aniston is *not* topless in Horrible Bosses. Cancel your pre-orders. [Huffington Post]

- Harry Potter was drunk through most of the movies. [Dlisted]

- Which makes it amazing it didn’t wind up in this video. [BuzzFeed]

- Blake Lively is living at Leonardo DiCaprio‘s house. Commence break-up in 3.. 2.. [Lainey Gossip]

- Holly Madison celebrates the 4th with a two-gun salute. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Geri Halliwell is in a bikini because apparently that’s the only clothing she owns now. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- America The Beautiful: Almost exactly as Ben Franklin would’ve wanted it. [theCHIVE]

- Hilary Duff in Daisy Dukes. [Popoholic]

- Rihanna likes a lot of freaky sex. That’s how I read this. [Bossip]

- Maria Shriver will make a ton of cash off Arnold‘s rogue schnitzel. [IDLYITW]

- Colin Farrell is dampening teenage panties all over England. [Just Jared]

- Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg are teaming up again. [FilmDrunk]

- Stars in Stripes (Because of Independence Day. It’s a joke.) [TooFab]

- Tips For Starting Your Sexual Bucket List [Maxim]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Chrissy Teigen [Heavy]

- 50 Hottest Kardashian Bikini Pics: Ranking the Best of the Sisters [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Boring? You realize that neither of those bicycles has a seat.

  2. Katy Perry Russell Brand Bike Ride
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the Before she farted and pic number 8 is the right after

  3. Charlie

    Aw this is so cute

  4. Cock Dr

    The fact that she’s able to ride a bike indicates he isn’t giving her the thrice daily vigorous boning that body so richly deserves.

    • Excellent observation–in fact, the fact that she can sit at all !

      • TomFrank

        Russell wanted to do her in the ass, but she said that it would make the baby Jesus cry. Or maybe it’s that anal sex is only for before you’re married so you keep your virginity—and don’t make the baby Jesus cry. One of those.

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    krys
    Commented on this photo:

    she actually looks really cute here, in a pissed off way.

  6. Amazing what make-up and dresses do, if I saw her in the street like that I wouldn’t look twice.

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    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    careful katy, you don’t want to get that bicycle too far up in there. the last time i rode a bike it felt like demonic bike was riding me, and i’ve never been able to look at a bicycle the same ever again.

  8. She looks a thousand times sexier dressed like that.

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    Bozer
    Commented on this photo:

    Bike rides are fun… but bike rides while on weeeeeddd… not THAT’s an adventure. She’s not pissed in this picture, she’s just trying not to trip out! lol

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    Bozer
    Commented on this photo:

    How the hell!? He’s floating above his bike…

  11. dotmatrix

    What do you mean, “now?”

  12. McPedro Gonzales

    I’m guessing she bangs his bony pimple-covered ass with a giant black strap-on.

  13. MrsWrong

    HEY FISH-THEY’RE TALKING SHIT ABOUT U OVER AT GEEKOLOGIE!
    UPDATE: The Superficial Writer doesn’t even have a ring finger!

  14. the captain

    well, be sure she married the wrong dud(e).

  15. jessewesse

    sick bikes though

  16. keep on riding katyyy loll love yoouu katyyy

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  18. Katy Perry Russell Brand Bike Ride
    JetStar
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew Katy Perry had a cat, I did not know she had a dog too.

  19. Katy Perry Russell Brand Bike Ride
    JetStar
    Commented on this photo:

    Nah, you can’t see it from this angle but there is a Dildo holding him up.

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