Katy Perry’s in Rolling Stone Again

June 22nd, 2011 // 112 Comments

And now for something completely non-depressing: Those.

Katy Perry appears in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, and it looks like she actually took my advice to heart from last year’s spread which is entirely how I’m going to read this and justify honking her breasts if I ever see her in public. I’ve awakened you!

“It just feels like the thing running our country is a bank, money,” she says. “I know it sounds like an intense viewpoint, but I’m only slowly but surely getting the wool taken off my eyes. When I was a kid, I asked questions about my faith. Now I’m asking questions about the world.”
She continues: “I think we are largely in desperate need of revolutionary change in the way our mindset is. Our priority is fame, and people’s wellness is way low. I saw this knowing full well that I’m a part of the problem. I’m playing the game, though I am trying to reroute. Anyway, not to get all politically divulging and introspective, but the fact that America doesn’t have free health care drives me fucking absolutely crazy, and is so wrong.

And just in case her parents’ head didn’t explode with the free health care talk, Katy’s also obsessed with the History Channel show Ancient Aliens, too:

“Oh my God,” she says. “When it talks about the sky people, how everyone comes from the sky and how the Pyramids were used for star observations, it’s too much for me. It all seems to connect the dots. It’s blowing my mind.”

So for those of you keeping score at home, Katy Perry has gone from evangelical Christian to socialist/UFO conspiracy theorist. Now, I’m not suggesting Russell Brand is the devil and seduced her away from the church, but we can’t know for certain unless we burn him at the stake. Also, he’s been known to play a pan flute in the woods while compelling men to fornicate with women who aren’t their wives. Probably should’ve mentioned that.


Photos: Rolling Stone


  1. dotmatrix

    Don’t you need to actually have a mind for it to be blown?

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    You mean all these pop tartlets are not also rocket scientists? Who woulda thunk it.

    The health care fix is easy. Instead of universal health care, we have universal insurance. Everyone in one massive pool. Instead of premiums costing thousands per year per person, it would cost a couple of hundred for 100 percent coverage at the Dr. of your choice. You would have it deducted from your paycheck just like medicare/medicaid taxes, or simply send an annual payment. The IRS could handle the money, and the insurance industry could be contracted to handle the paperwork.

    Another benefit of taking insurance away from the employers, is it will free up money for more hiring. People would also have more to spend due to the cheaper premiums.

    Of course the naysayers are profiteering from the status quo, and/or are as dumb as a box of rocks.

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    real reality
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    who pays for roads and other publicly funded things, like school, etc? OMG THEY’RE SOCIALIST I’M SKRRD!!!!

    The question is where to draw the line, and anyone that jumps on a propaganda band-wagon is not the type of person to ask; they can’t actually think for themselves.

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    All these years, I’ve been getting Hershey’s Kisses. I’ve been buying the wrong product.

  5. Elf

    I’m sure she was chest joking when she said all that political stuff

  6. Freebie

    I think she is just delicious looking. Never listened to her sing so I can’t judge her talent, but I just love looking at photos of her. She is just so pretty but she better enjoy her fame while it lasts because once she loses her looks, she’ll have to depend on Russell for a living.

  7. clover

    I think i will just call her Titty Perry from now on.

  8. NightmareCentral

    I hope she dies soon.

  9. She is a sad joke

    In all of her interviews she keeps talking about chaning directions and getting more serious with her act…then she puts her tits out and dresses like Hello Kitty on acid. I feel sorry for her because she seems like one of those empty girls that takes directions easily.

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    katy perry fan
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    I love her, her music, her look, her everything!!!!
    Katy Perry you Rock!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. jack

    Would Katy rather be abducted, raptured or left behind

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