“You’ll never let a director lick your pussy, right?”
We went down this road before the last time Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson broke up because she let the director of Snow White and The Huntsman lick her emotionless vagina in the backseat of a car, but Lainey Gossip has some diligent reporting on the likelihood that Katy Perry is probably getting SparkleDicked already, if not the direct cause of the break-up. Which is stirring up all kinds of shit considering she has the same publicist as Kristen Stewart, so if you’re into that level of high gossip tomfuckery, definitely give it a read. And if you’re not, then what the hell are you even doing here?
I’m joking! I’m joking. You’re here for the tit photos. Right this way, sir…