It’s The New Katy Perry Video If Anyone Cares Or Whatever

Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom are having some sort of naked penis fight that I can’t afford as of this post, so here’s the new Katy Perry video. It has a parachute in it, so maybe you can pretend that’s a metaphor for Orlando Bloom’s penis or something. Will it make it hard for Katy Perry to walk, or will it go into Selena Gomez’s vagina? You never know with a parachute. God, I hate what I do for a living.

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