Katy Perry’s Banging Riff Raff, Suck It, John Mayer

Continuing her trend of letting questionable men see her giant tits naked, Katy Perry is apparently dating Riff Raff now. And who the hell’s Riff Raff? The real life version of James Franco’s character in Spring Breakers, so you’d assume Katy Perry would keep something like this a secret except she’s bragging about it on Instagram because this will surely teach John Mayer a lesson. I can just see him now, penis buried in his fifth groupie of the day as a solitary tear runs down his cheek. “Why was I such a fool?! A damn, damn foo- oh, wow, a sixth one! YES. Wait, what was I talking about? Eh, it’s not important. Ohmygod, is that a condom? Throw it out the window.”

This is who’s squeezing Katy Perry’s breasts. *fashions God-harpoon* Soon, you bastard. Soon…

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