Good Morning, Katy Perry, And Other News

August 28th, 2014 // 25 Comments

- Justin Theroux’s Penis: A discussion. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Aniston doesn’t need kids to be valued as a woman. Which is true. It’s about breast size. [Dlisted]

- Redheads travel in packs? Perfect… [theCHIVE]

- LeAnn Rimes is a rapist. Her words, not mine. [Fishwrapper]

- What the NRA was tweeting after a 9-year-old killed an instructor with an Uzi. [Death And Taxes]

- Pandas. They’re just like us. [The Frisky]

- Goddamn, Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer. [WWTDD]

- Megan Fox‘s ass threw out a first pitch. [Popoholic]

- Joke about Blue Ivy at your own peril. [Starpulse]

- Victoria Justice twerking her ass like Nicki Minaj. [tooFab]

- “Why can’t Putin be our president?” FOX News, everybody. [The Daily Banter]

- I’m suddenly very interested in Ice Bucket Challenges again. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Anastasia Ashley‘s ass is still awesome. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Katy Perry Cleavage Legs Green Hair Prismatic Tour Winnipeg
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    … Isn’t it about time we start calling her fat?

  2. Deacon Jones

    So I have a question.

    If all of her fans are screaming teenage girls, why does she dress like a Japanese anime pornstar?

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      I guess that’s the look now, Deacon. Maybe we should call it “Hello Pussy”.

      I can’t decide what would be worse here – seeing this photo after my usual ration of vodka, or while hungover. As I’m in the latter stage, it’s not good, but I don’t want to see this after the third liter.

    • cc

      To distract from the fact she can neither sing nor dance?

  3. Katy Perry Cleavage Legs Green Hair Prismatic Tour Winnipeg
    Dox
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    Is… that a carrot?

  4. cc

    She’s like a slighly chunky, talentless, Cirque du Soleil performer.

  5. Katy Perry Cleavage Legs Green Hair Prismatic Tour Winnipeg
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    “Drink in the healing power of my sexual characteristics!!”

  6. Well, damn guys, I’d gladly take her if you all don’t want her. She’s definitely thick (which is fine and dandy by me), but she is by no means fat, just look at those bikini GIFs from last week.

  7. Katy Perry Cleavage Legs Green Hair Prismatic Tour Winnipeg
    Cock Dr
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    “Does this dress make my ass look big?”

  8. Katy Perry Cleavage Legs Green Hair Prismatic Tour Winnipeg
    Beer for thought
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    She looks like the 90′s threw up on her.

  9. moo

    It’s the day shift in your local airport strip club. But somebody keeps letting her sing.

    • Beer for thought

      you have a strip club in your local airport?

      • cc

        They are usually in close proximity. In fact, the greatest strip joint in history, Runway 66, got it’s name from it’s proximity to one of Toronto’s Pearson International Airport’s runways. And, all I can say is, unless they invent a holodeck you’ll never see anything like that place in it’s heyday.

      • Beer for thought

        Well, that was fun and educational. Anything to improve the experiance of going through that fucking airport is a welcome invitation, I’ll have to check it out one day if only to calm my nerves after the shit show that is pearson.
        I guess that makes sense, I just have small town syndrome. We only have one strip club. We used to have 2 but then they made a law that there can only be so many strip clubs per capta, or something evil like that.

      • cc

        It’s not what it used to be. When I was going there, the wave of eastern Europeans was at its peak, supplementng the supply of smokin’ chicks from Quebec. Honest to God, in a given year if you were to list the hottest 25 women you’d seen all year 22 of them would have been at this club, AND table dances were $5 then. I fear we’ll never see it’s like again.

  10. Katy Perry Cleavage Legs Green Hair Prismatic Tour Winnipeg
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    What the hell is that?
    Oh, wait, I know that that is!
    What the hell IS that?

    (sorry, Lorne Michaels)

  11. Katy Perry Cleavage Legs Green Hair Prismatic Tour Winnipeg
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    Worst Dragon-Con costume pageant ever.

  12. Katy Perry Cleavage Legs Green Hair Prismatic Tour Winnipeg
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    It may just be a trick of the light, but I’m throwing the flag anyway. Fifteen yards for encroachment.

  13. Katy Perry Cleavage Legs Green Hair Prismatic Tour Winnipeg
    Nicholi1120
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    Looks like she had a body stocking covered in those old “Dots” candies(the ones that come on wax paper).

  14. Katy Perry Cleavage Legs Green Hair Prismatic Tour Winnipeg
    Nicholi1120
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    For some reason, I’ve got a craving for cake.

  15. Katy Perry Cleavage Legs Green Hair Prismatic Tour Winnipeg
    Hmm
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    She’s pretty hot here.

  16. Katy Perry Cleavage Legs Green Hair Prismatic Tour Winnipeg
    Justin Bieber
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    I need to start eating more greens…

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