I’ve accused accurately predicted with precision gynecological skills celebrities of being pregnant with way less of a protruding stomach – I’m pretty sure Selena Gomez‘s is concave. – so I have absolutely no qualms about saying Russell Brand booted a heroin-baby into Katy Perry. Why else would she show up to the MTV EMAs with the only reason she exists completely covered up? It’s because they’re even more gigantic on account of the heroin-baby. That, or she secretly replaced them with Bible verses like she planned all along I’LL KILL YOU!!
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shave her head, and she would look like peewee herman.
her face is really not attractive
americans always use the pregnancy excuse when they can’t stop eating any longer.
……………..A REAL POP-ARTIST WON’T BECOME PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember when Katy Perry was hot. And a woman.
Yeah…she does look a little dudeish here!
Getting pregnant AND morphing into Boy George in one stroke…; seriosuly: fuck you, Russel Brand.
“Heroin baby”? Hasn’t the guy been sober for around 10 years or so?
I know you’re not supposed to analyze humor, but wouldn’t Brand have to fall off the wagon before that joke even starts to be funny?
She’s on the blob, big, juicy, red blob.
OK that hair is HORRIBLE… she needs a new stylist, if she even uses one. christ.
To appease her male fans, Kat Perry is maintaining that she is just growing a third breast in her stomach area. Her belly button will soon miraculously convert into a protruding nipple.
she told us on tour that its all the beans on toast she eat and roast dinners she sed shes deffently not pregnant :) x
Are you kidding me? Her stomach is completely flat.
That haircolour + that green tan.
Nooo, she doesn’t look pregnant, she looks like she has relaxed her stomach muscles. It’s not normal for women to have concave abdomens, it’s normal for women to have a little softness there. Most women have a “pooch,” even if it’s just a small one. I hate pointing a finger at “the media”, but advertising and Hollywood has really warped our perceptions of what a normal, healthy-weight (or even trim) woman is supposed to look like.
Red head, nice smile , nice dress, nice legs I think she smokein. I’d meet her anywaywhere she’s hip love it
Katy Perry pregnant…..oh no, that poor child! She is such a gimmick and can’t sing. Only kids 5 and under like her music…hey, maybe she can make a kids album now!
I think she is unhappy. She is becoming a mess.
Well if she is unhappy I don’t blame her, I would be too if I was married to a scrub that looks like a jihad terrorist who does not shave or shower.
she’s probably just getting fat.
I think she looks great. She’s married, she’s gaing a few comfort pounds. Let’s not rip her apart, because she doesn’t look “perfect”
her eyebrows are like joan crawfords! blegh!
she is great
eww her shoes lol