Katy Perry Almost Didn’t Get Her Own Post. Then This Happened.

January 6th, 2011 // 45 Comments

Usually when there’s an award show I dedicate an entire post to Katy Perry‘s breasts because I believe in things like Honor, Integrity, America. However, after the photo of her without make-up hit the Internet last week, I’m not gonna lie, it was an uphill battle this morning until I came across this shot of her getting ready to kiss Julie Bowen at last night’s People’s Choice Awards. Sure, to people who deal in facts and reality – Or “holes of ass,” as I call them. – it probably ended in just a peck on the cheek. But if you stare at it long enough, you start to wonder if that’s really Michael Chiklis or your penis wearing a suit jacket again. It’s the craziest thing.

Photos: Getty, WireImage


  1. Looks like she’s headed for her cheek..

    • Kevin

      With a bra that stuffed with socks and such a high waist she better do something. What small tits! She’s a hag and a fraud.

  2. Mortimer Duke

    Be honest. She was going to get her own post anyway. Youre so transparent, Fish.

  3. GravyLeg

    I would take Julie Bowen in a “tit off” competition against Katie Perry any day.

    Not only is her rack AMAZING, she doesn’t need a quart of unicorn blood and 8 pounds of MAC to start her morning.

  4. That Guy

    This broad always looks like she’s heading to some colorful Ballerina practice.

  5. Hugh Gentry

    I’d like to be the meat in that sandwich!!

  6. Richard McBeef

    dog faced robot. I’d like to shoot bottle rockets up her ass.

  7. Keith

    I thought/expected your Katy Perry post was going to be about:

    the microphone left so low that she had to bend over (maximizing cleavage view) during her whole acceptance speech #RatingsBooster

    the fact that she said [paraphrased] “these two are so heavy” referring to her awards, but while holding the awards near her primary assets… I think she also alluded to “wishing someone could hold them for me” (or maybe I drifted into a brief fantasy there for a moment)

    or… Who was the loser she was sitting by and where the heck was Russel? Just waiting at home for Katy with her (his?) two valuable “awards”

    • DavidD

      This comet is so lame. it just feeds into Katy Perry’s stupid PR and your dick-wad belief of how she’s actually having sex with some scum-bag who disrespects her enough to show her looking so foul to the world as soon as she gets back from accepting awards that her PR bought for her. She’s not flat but without her chicken cutlets aka her appearance on Sesame Street she’s just average and stuffing and bluffing. Another no talent whore.

  8. GravyLeg

    You know… It occurs to me that Russel Brand’s life situation has completely redefined what “makeup sex” means. I am quite certain one is not happening without the other.

  9. Katy’s going to lick up one side of Michael Chiklis, and Julie’s going to lick down the other side of Michael Chiklis. It’ll be just like in that “instructional video” I saw last night… teamwork, baby!

    Seriously though, has anyone here NOT thought of taking a marker and drawing a vertical line on his head?

  10. Katy Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s are those legs behind her??

  11. GravyLeg

    Seriously. I hate to get off on a rant here, but talk about a contrast…

    Make up on? I totally want her on top and riding me like there is a posse in on her trail.

    Makeup off? Better let me get behind you Katie, cuz you look like a waitress at Cracker Barrel…

  12. Katy Perry
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the dress.
    The boobage would look perkier if she had some sturdy straps helping it out.

  13. dano

    I knew she’d blow up the minute she said “I do.” She’s been wearing long skirts and stuff for awhile now when she used to wear really tiny dresses. She’s just got that fat girl waiting to break out look to her.

  14. S'up Bitches

    I’m so sick of this bitch. The pseudo lez crap is tired! Want me to forget that picture your husband took of you with no make up on, Katie? I want a sex tape leak…FULL BLOWN XXX LEZBO action! You and Riahnna (you know she’s up for it). By the way, leave the husband OUT OF IT!

  15. Ned

    My urine was a really pretty bright red this morning. Does that mean I’m in love?

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  16. Sorry, but after that last picture of her without makeup, she’s just Emo Phillips with makeup to me. Never gonna be hot.

  17. Kevin

    So does a woman run this website? Because no man would be into chest so small and so obviously padded as Katy Perry’s micro norks if they were into SERIOUS cleavage. Cleavage is Sofia Vergara, Hendricks or Lucy God Pinder-Perry is not in their league. And THAT league symbolises big breasts not photo shopping, chicken cutlet and this lantern jaw slag always talking about her “chest.” And even asking herself that such small norks be “retouched” to get even more attention.

    Perry is for average girls who don’t have big breasts and think average can be big. I’m assuming the woman who runs this website or who puts up the Perry posts does NOT have big ones or even bigger than average. Boys who think she’s well endowed don’t have sex, get sex or know big jugs.

  18. After seeing Katie’s morning face and realizing she really looks like a young Edith Bunker without makeup, I can also imagine my cock wearing a suit jacket.

  19. Cody

    Julie Bowen? Looks like Julie Benz. And with her co-star from No Ordinary Family also in the shot, ya, probably her. I didn’t watch though, so I might be wrong.

  20. Katy Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    So pretty!

  21. Katy Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    What a freakin awesome dress!

  22. Katy Perry
    Jay Jay
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know. Ever since I saw her morning face, I just don’t see her the same way I used to anymore.

  23. “Katy, don’t look now, but I think Chiklis is going for your goodies…”

  24. Katy Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    i’ve seen many dudes that look better, several

  25. Katy Perry
    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    lol. pink and blue. you look very beautiful.

  26. Katy Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Internet,
    Please stop taking pictures and writing articles about this alleged Entertainer. The only thing anybody cares about is her chest. Now that she’s married that wanker, we can’t even fantasize about a regret-filled night of sex with her.

  27. Katy Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    dirty version would be a bad acealpla in which you can hear the music, in that case, that would mean the actual song.Alcapella is just a music term for, basically, just the vocals.By clean, they mean you mostly hear clean vocals (albeit some distortion), without hearing the actual music.It is editing after all.This is pretty good.

  28. Katy Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    so the mic stand couldn’t be lower?

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