Katy Perry Almost Didn’t Get Her Own Post. Then This Happened.

Usually when there’s an award show I dedicate an entire post to Katy Perry’s breasts because I believe in things like Honor, Integrity, America. However, after the photo of her without make-up hit the Internet last week, I’m not gonna lie, it was an uphill battle this morning until I came across this shot of her getting ready to kiss Julie Bowen at last night’s People’s Choice Awards. Sure, to people who deal in facts and reality – Or “holes of ass,” as I call them. – it probably ended in just a peck on the cheek. But if you stare at it long enough, you start to wonder if that’s really Michael Chiklis or your penis wearing a suit jacket again. It’s the craziest thing.

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