A Moment For Katy Perry’s Panty Lines

The Superficial / February 10, 2014

So far today’s posts have been about such heavy topics as child molestation, porn star delusions, Dr. Huxtable’s PhD in rape, and walking and talking bags of douche. So for a change of pace/righting of the ship, let’s take a moment and look at Katy Perry’s huge Granny panties. And if that’s somehow not doing anything for you, then watch this True Detective parody that’s completely sold by the uncanny Matthew McConaughey impression:

“Your orgasms are a cosmic joke. Just a random bundle of nerves that maybe I’ll hit and maybe I won’t. A twisted labyrinth that nature thinks I’m going to just walk right into like a child chasing a lost kite that’s too far gone. Fuck that, sweetheart.” – Chapter 1 of My Photo Boy’s Rust Cohle Fan Fiction

Photos: Pacific Coast News