A Moment For Katy Perry’s Panty Lines

February 10th, 2014 // 25 Comments

So far today’s posts have been about such heavy topics as child molestation, porn star delusions, Dr. Huxtable’s PhD in rape, and walking and talking bags of douche. So for a change of pace/righting of the ship, let’s take a moment and look at Katy Perry‘s huge Granny panties. And if that’s somehow not doing anything for you, then watch this True Detective parody that’s completely sold by the uncanny Matthew McConaughey impression:

“Your orgasms are a cosmic joke. Just a random bundle of nerves that maybe I’ll hit and maybe I won’t. A twisted labyrinth that nature thinks I’m going to just walk right into like a child chasing a lost kite that’s too far gone. Fuck that, sweetheart.” – Chapter 1 of My Photo Boy’s Rust Cohle Fan Fiction

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. alex

    “She’s got the brown eye of the tiger….”

  2. Granny Panties? Really? Is anything not a thong considered granny panties now?

    • Lacking sufficient detail to make determination if dem pannies is for reals granny pannies.

      I don’t want to see your thongs, I kinda dig them old school cute regular draws.

    • JC

      Pretty much. Personally, I will never make fun of any pair of panties that an attractive woman is kind enough to show to me. I don’t care if she’s wearing bloomers from the 1920s.

      Weird. Just typing “bloomers” gives me a halfsie.

    • Beer for thought

      I know, really? If that’s what it’s come to these days than I must be a regular Betty White!
      Thongs are underwear that are always in wedgie mode. They serve only two purposes: make hot chicks look even more fuck-able and make fat chicks even less fuck-able. As functioning underwear they are completely useless.

  3. After listening to her butcher “Yesterday” during the Beatles tribute last night, she gotta do better than granny panties under sweatpants to get my attention.

  4. yep, still fat and flabby.

  5. This must be the worst webcam ever if you only make $85/hour at it. Don’t you have like the whole internet full of horny people you’re marketing to? I suggest you quit while you’re behind.

  6. That ass is as ugly as those tits are fine. The curse of a big girl. Still hot though.

  7. Katy Perry Butt Panty Lines
    Ultra Violet
    Commented on this photo:

    If I didn’t know better, I would swear that ass belongs to my 8th grade home economics teacher.

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    malaka
    Commented on this photo:

    its like, you want to pee in her butt.
    but you’re a bit concerned that doing so could cause her to involuntarily go to the bathroom on your penis.
    which is just plain disgusting.

  9. “Teenage Dream” on the outside, Pentecostal preachers daughter underneath.

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    AtomicMountain
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like that broad you see waiting to pick her kid up at school that you want to bang, but not date, because you just KNOW that she never shuts up.

  11. anonymous

    I don’t see anything wrong with her fat ass. Her singing onstage on the other hand is shitty.

  12. oh i know

    must be shark week… ;)

  13. That’s a nice doughy white girl ass. We all know Katy Perry is a future fat girl waiting to happen. Enjoy it while it’s here, fellas.

  14. Jake

    Her singing is a big turn off as well as these ugly drawers her grandma gave her. I agree that ass is going to be fat in a few more years.

  15. Mrs Opinionated

    Doesnt she own a thong? Who wears granny panties anymore?

  16. I remember what her ass looked like last year when her bikini bottoms slid off while riding a water slide. I liked it. Still do.

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    That’s a nice ass.

  18. PassingTrue

    Mr. Mayer, your ride is here.

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