Katy Perry Has A Crotch, Too, You Guys

May 8th, 2014 // 30 Comments

In this post-Miley Cyrus Bangerz world, we’ve seen Lady Gaga attempt to stay relevant by essentially just getting naked and/or letting chicks puke on her tits. (You gotta admire the craft.) And while Lady Gaga stands a chance because shame is but an impediment to her “art,” Katy Perry is stuck between the rock and a hard place of trying to put the focus on her “music” by being more chaste despite only being famous for said “music” because she has giant breasts. So here she is kicking off her Prismatic tour in Belfast by making with a few discreet panty flashes and wearing a seashell bikini that covers way too much of her career bags. She might as well be wearing a men’s tuxedo which, no, would not make things hotter for me. These doodles mean nothing! *crumples them up, shoves in mouth*

Photo: Pacific Coast News, Vantagenews/Xposure/AKM-GSI

superficial

  1. She has a crotch, eh? I wonder if that’s where the slime green hair originates.

  2. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    It was just then that she had her moment of clarity. “What have I become?” she wondered. “Sure, I started out with huge boobs, medium talent and dreams of becoming a huge pop star. But now, I’m a a living Muppet. With hair that would make a Who laugh. With a birthday cake on my vag and balloons on my tits. I wiggle my ass in front of pre-pubescent boys for money.”

    And then, she shed a tear.

  3. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    And all this time, I thought “They’re taking our white women!” was just people overreacting.

  4. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    When there are hundreds of amplifiers barfing out Katy’s tone-deaf “singing,” no one can hear you scream.

  5. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep, dark and edgy PLEASE. What a sh*t show she is

  6. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s one of my favourite positions, baby.

  7. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    nice outfit!

  8. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    {Seashell} Palm tree bikini

  9. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she giving a teenaged gay boy a lap dance?

  10. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    maoix
    Commented on this photo:

    I remember my first boner….

  11. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    For some reason I’m thinking she could easily be posing for a GGG video. Have a nice day!

  12. So the tour is named after the optical device that makes bland, white light seem colorful.

  13. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    yum

  14. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s happy for all the wrong reasons…

  15. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    A Realist
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn it, Katy. I told you I sold a bunch of action figures on Ebay, and needed that bubble wrap to ship shit with! Sigh…

  16. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Sloppy Redneck
    Commented on this photo:

    Would eat with barbecue sauce.

  17. AKA another victim of John Mayer.

  18. chris

    this guy wrote a song about her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JQm35rIlLU

  19. anonym

    katy is the most covered up bitch in the business now.

    Even madonna is showing tits

  20. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    thebutlerdidit
    Commented on this photo:

    California Hurls

  21. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    thebutlerdidit
    Commented on this photo:

    “OMG, why is there a Miley Cyrus video up your ass?”

  22. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    thebutlerdidit
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hello Titty”

  23. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    thebutlerdidit
    Commented on this photo:

    Ditsy On Ice

  24. Katy Perry Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    thebutlerdidit
    Commented on this photo:

    Goldie Yawn

Leave A Comment