That’s Right, Katy Perry, Yank Photoshopped Madonna’s Hair

May 22nd, 2014 // 30 Comments

Here’s Katy Perry and Madonna doing some bondage shit for V Magazine because one of them has to somehow keep up with Miley Cyrus, and the other requires erotic energy to stave off the effects of aging since as she’s done since the dawn of time. She’ll never forget that fateful day in the garden when Adam saw her for the first time and later made Eve wear a blonde wig as he took her near a fig tree. She went from 1,006 to 75 in a blink of an eye. Mostly because Adam had a hair trigger, but you get the gist.

Photos: V Magazine

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  1. Katy Perry Madonna S&M V Magazine
    Smapdi
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    The “V” is for vomit, I take it. Or, maybe venereal.

  2. Even in a shoot like this, Katy Perry is boring.

  3. Katy Perry Madonna S&M V Magazine
    Juch
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    This is ridiculous. The first thing you’d do is put a gag in Madge’s mouth so she can’t sing.

    • buzz

      Neither one of them can sing without a computer tuning their voices.

      I guess they are covering up Katy’s tits because there’s no way Madonna would be here if they didn’t?

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Yes, Best Buy? I would like to purchase a photography program that makes a 90 year-old woman look the same age as a woman in her 20s.

  5. Katy Perry Madonna S&M V Magazine
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    The subtle placement of the V indicates a high level of artistic mastery.

  6. lipo

    Vadge’s face is pulled tighter than a thai ladyboy hooker….

  7. Katy Perry Madonna S&M V Magazine
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    Little known fact, Apple came out with it’s latest line of mac pro’s just to have enough power to photoshop Madonna on these pictures.

  8. JC

    So besides being a completely shit singer, Katy Perry likes to play around with other people’s sexuality for a laugh, including faux-lesbiansim and now faux-BDSM. At least Madonna probably got up to some nasty shit back in her day (i.e., the 1300s). Unless Katy’s willing to spend some time facedown in muff while getting nipple-clamped and DP’d, she can get to hell with this faux-edgy bullshit.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Granny Betty Page.
    If you’ve been surrounded by yes men & sycophants for decades I guess you lose the ability to look in the mirror and recognize how awful and ridiculous you’ve become.

    • Bane

      Yep. Half-assed attempt at re-creating a Bettie Page photo shoot.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …exactly …madonna did’nt look like this back when she looked like this …my question; is she really still that relevant and/or powerful in the music scene that today’s superstars want to have her all up in their stuff??? or are they just on the same record label (or same management)?

  10. wait- what happened to granny’s grillz?
    wtf homegrannygirl.

  11. More proof you like dumpy chicks.

  12. What’s the psych term for woman-on-fossil sex?

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    M
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    You silly people don’t know anything. She looks great! She said so herself.

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    Vanessa
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    Didn’t Vanessa Williams lose a crown of some shit like this? Ooooooh, that’s what the Red V is for! They are just bringing it up again to keep a sexy soul sista down.

  15. Juano

    Adobe should use this photograph as an ad for Photoshop, Madonna doesn’t even look like Madonna. She actually looks attractive, and not like an ugly old lady.

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    Freebie
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    I wonder if when she looks at the finished photoshopped photo, she really believes that is how she looks and how the world perceives her.

  17. Can someone please explain to me why these pictures exist?
    Boost magazine sales? No way.
    Make Katy Perry look good? Fuck off!
    Make Madonna look good? Pardon me?
    They both need the money? NO!
    So, I’m out of ideas.

  18. Katy Perry Madonna S&M V Magazine
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    Damn… they’ve photoshopped THE SHIT outta that photo!

    Seriously, Marge doesn’t look a day older than 45.

  19. Katy Perry Madonna S&M V Magazine
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    If they really think we need a map to find Madge’s va-jay-jay, the editors of “V” must be from Carcosa.

  20. Katy Perry Madonna S&M V Magazine
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    “Sure, she’ll play ‘Helmut Newton’ with Madonna!”… Russell Brand

  21. Katy Perry Madonna S&M V Magazine
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    Wow, photoshop is amazing…it can even make Madonna’s tits look like they aren’t relics of an ancient civilization lost to the sands of time.

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