That’s Right, Katy Perry, Yank Photoshopped Madonna’s Hair

The Superficial / May 22, 2014

Here’s Katy Perry and Madonna doing some bondage shit for V Magazine because one of them has to somehow keep up with Miley Cyrus, and the other requires erotic energy to stave off the effects of aging since as she’s done since the dawn of time. She’ll never forget that fateful day in the garden when Adam saw her for the first time and later made Eve wear a blonde wig as he took her near a fig tree. She went from 1,006 to 75 in a blink of an eye. Mostly because Adam had a hair trigger, but you get the gist.

Photos: V Magazine