Katy Perry Looked Pregnant Again

November 18th, 2011 // 75 Comments

After a long week of child rape coverage ending with an old-time Hollywood murder mystery, it’s time to get back to what this site does best: Saying women who put on a few pounds are clearly pregnant. So here’s Katy Perry still looking knocked up after two weeks. As usual, I could be way off, and she’s simply pulling a Jessica Simpson. (Read: Completely letting herself go while her breasts do all the work.) Except the only problem there is Jessica Simpson never ran around in a Hershey Kiss bikini, but then again, Papa Joe has strict rules about her dressing like candy. For work purposes anyway. Family functions, go nuts. “Put on them M&M unmentionables, baby doll. Daddy wants to watch ya get hungry in about five minutes from whiffin’ that sugah.”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. geee

    chubby tum but those legs look rock solid. poor costume choice for early pregnancy

  2. Venom

    She really need to show her boobs before she is past her prime and that is coming up fast.

  3. Russel Brand

    She’s me wife and I filled her up with me jizz that day as I am an enormous man , if you get me drift

  4. Russel Brand

    Oops, forgot to say ” ‘ello, Love “

  5. cc

    Maybe pregnancy-related hormonal changes will lead to her becoming a better singer. Nah.

  6. Um, her back is arched so her stomach is sticking out too? Unless her stomach was significantly concave, this would be the case so …

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    popdeath
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    It’s possible she is just hideous, right?

  8. Katy Perry Pregnant
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    Hideous? There’s nothing hideous about her. Even if you’re not attracted to her, she’s not hideous. That’s very strong. And people wonder why girls have such bad body image. If Katy Perry is “hideous”, the average girl is hopeless.

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    Hugh Gentry
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    she is perfect….especially her jugs.

  10. mrsmass

    i think she’s just let herself go, and those outfits aren’t helping her situation at all.

  11. Katy Perry Pregnant
    boing
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    thats like keshas gross body…

  12. David

    BREAST MILK! BBBBRRREEEEASSSTT MILLK…-Dave Chappelle

  13. Marshall Crist

    Marriage = fat.

    • Sliver

      That’s not always true, especially if you’re addicted to drugs. That’s an inside joke.

    • Dan

      I agree with this… Marriage for a woman usually means they don’t have to take care of themselves any longer or give blow jobs.

      But here, I dunno. She is just a bit thick. I would be OK with this. But I like thick.

  14. Richard McBeef

    Katy Perry plus all the sugary candy stuff is giving my eyes diabeetus.

  15. Pregnant? I don’t know… Crazy? Definitely.

  16. Katy Perry Pregnant
    Jack Ketch
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    Is it me ? or is she getting fat ?? lol

  17. Clarence Beeks

    more like “Katy Perry Looked Ugly Again”.

    That would be a better headline.

  18. Katy Perry Pregnant
    chris breezy boxing academy
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    when did adele get blue hair?

  19. Katy Perry Pregnant
    chris breezy boxing academy
    Commented on this photo:

    the sweat on his brow tells the whole story

  20. Katy Perry Pregnant
    Scooter
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    Despite the weight gain, sans baby, her jugs look fantastic.

  21. Katy Perry Pregnant
    Dennis
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    Typical female move. Shitty marriage…….make it even more difficult and work laden by having a baby. Everyone knows BABIES save shitty marriages.

  22. I’d say her marriage has another 6-12 months left in it.

  23. mel

    dude, i have no idea why in the shit you go on about this one. she’s about as appealing as paris hilton and has the same wonky eye for the love of shit! also, she’s about as talented as the brown skid mark my turd log left at the bottom of my toilet this morning and frankly, she’s just as unplungable!

    dude, she’s ugly and she looks like her BMs would smell akin to kim kardashian’s BMs, which is to say, they both could gag a pig farmer with their stinky poop silos!

  24. Hugh Gentry

    Katy is perfect.

  25. Katy Perry Pregnant
    Cock Dr
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    WTF

  26. Sliver

    I don’t know, looking at her face, she looks like she has been poked in the ass (and I mean IN the ass) unexpectedly, without the benefit of slick, lubricating agents. Ya know?

  27. Katy Perry Pregnant
    The SHEEN
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    Looks fat to me.

  28. Katy Perry Pregnant
    The SHEEN
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    Nice muffin top. She’s probably just getting fat because she lacks the discipline necessary to counter her slowing metabolism while touring.

    • TomFrank

      Can you blame her for losing some weight discipline? Every night, she has nightmares of being surrounded by giant gingerbread men. Giant, tasty gingerbread men.

  29. Katy Perry Pregnant
    B
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF happened!?

  30. Mama Pinkus

    she better get back on track – she’s known more for her tits than her talent, and Lady Gaga has already cornered the LOOK AT MY CRAZY OUTFIT schtick

  31. Katy Perry Pregnant
    TomFrank
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    I want to bite her dress off with my teeth. And oh, look! Her outfit looks like candy buttons! I didn’t even notice.

  32. Katy Perry Pregnant
    TomFrank
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    The gun resembles a barber pole, so her shooting it represents her desire to have her husband get a shave and a haircut, already.

  33. Katy Perry Pregnant
    TomFrank
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    This photo marks the first time Katy Perry is seen sporting “saggy funbags.” But probably not the last time…

  34. Nada

    You should have titled this “Katy Perry is acting stupid on stage again, and looks ugly & fat”…

  35. Stupid

    She has no ASS!!!!!

  36. Christina

    Ridiculous slag

  37. BBB

    She usually doesn’t look that doughy in the mid-section and rounded in the hips. She’s either gained some weight or she’s pregnant. Here she is in July in the same outfit, she just looked over all slimme: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-P3TtM7X4cOA/TiZXyLrSFhI/AAAAAAAAQBY/aceyL7mbkEM/s1600/katy-perry-bikini-swimsuit-costume-concert-live-montreal-canada-070611-a3.jpg

  38. BE

    The waist is the first to go…

    I’m with Fish – she’s pregnant.

  39. Katy Perry Pregnant
    Blergh.
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s not fat. She looks gorgeous! God, she’s still slimmer than the average woman. Geesh! She’s probably giving her body a break.

  40. Katy Perry Pregnant
    Rayna
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    Just because Katy has put on some weight does not 1. means she is pregnant.
    2. Or mean that she is FAT!
    If she is fat then God save us all cause they would mean every person that isnt exactly a twig means they’re enormous.
    and If she’s ugly. Then every other girl but be unsightly!
    C’mon now people. You wouldn’t criticize your sister or your mom or friends this way. so why do it to her?

  41. Kayla Kinney

    She’s on tour, I doubt she has any time to get busy. She’s happily married, and did I mention she’s on tour? So she’s not a size 2 anymore……big whoop.

  42. cairoroo

    Woof, are you retarded? How is that a Shit ton of weight?

  43. Demi's Hot Girlfriend

    She is a potato chip away from being another christina aguilera tubitha

  44. Katy Perry Pregnant
    Boner Todd
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    Fuck you, TomFrank.

  45. bdog

    Katy Perry Looked Waxwork Again
    ’nuff said

  46. Dominique

    She is not pregnant.. she already addressed the rumors, shes getting a beer belly.. plus she’s like me she likes taco bell and in&out :)

  47. Katy Perry Pregnant
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    She looks as confused and dejected as the rest of us.

  48. Katy Perry Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    These two guys’ jobs just got a lot harder.

  49. Katy Perry Pregnant
    SerapioPerez
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    Daaaamn thats how her legs look WITH heels?

  50. Katy Perry Pregnant
    Brooke
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    When girls gain weight, we mentally still think of ourselves as being whatever was our least heaviest state after puberty. This is why we think changing room mirrors are broken. I’m sure Katy just needs whatever mirror she used two years ago.

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