Katy Perry Just Gave Revolutionary War Buffs Trifold Boners and Other News

June 14th, 2010 // 43 Comments

- Bam Margera got his ass kicked. [Popeater]

- Kate Hudson’s banging the dude from Muse. [Dlisted]

- Pink’s ass is nice. I guess. Who knows? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper are back on. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katie Holmes’ cleavage is back. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Megan Fox wears pink panties. [Popoholic]

- Jenny McCarthy’s loneliness in bikini picture form. [IDLYITW]

- Jennifer Lopez’s ass breaks vehicles now. It was only a matter of time. [The Fab Life]

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  1. Hmm, Revolutionary War dress, eh? Imagine if they made this little number for the Vietnam War: Red, White, Blue and Bamboo.

  2. Gucci
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    Amen to that

  3. Rush
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    she gets better everyday
    and
    first.

  4. FrankNfrtr

    I feel so patriotic now.
    Happy Flag day everyone!

  5. John
    Commented on this photo:

    First.

  6. cheech
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    21019!

  7. bar room hero

    douchette.

  8. Cardinal Fang

    She can fly on my pole!

  9. MingeNinja

    Although she looks fit as hell, the other side of her dress should have been the St. George as the USA was playing England and not the whole of the UK….stupid pretty Yank..

  10. Hefe

    I can’t believe that waker, Russell Brand, gets to slam that.

    What a pathetic waste.

  11. sasja

    goodamn! her body is perfection. I would kill to look like her

  12. Master Spook

    American spare ribs or Yorkshire pudding folks?

  13. HITLER

    I wish this idiot would disappear.

    P.S. I LOVE KIDS!!!

  14. michael witbeck

    She looks like a f*cking Spice Girl.

  15. Commented on this photo:

    I seriously just blew my load!

  16. I seriously just blew my load!

  17. Hurley

    Time to Conquer and Divide the 2 Countries!

  18. icu
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    Butterface.
    Butterton thighs.

    Eh.

  19. Mr. Nice Guy

    By far the Hottest, most interesting women out there today!

  20. Bimbamboing

    This diet of man juice and regular work out is keeping her quite fit.

  21. haspus
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    even she has cellulite

    • Gen

      Good, I’m glad someone else noticed that. I feel like a bitch pointing it out, but I’ll just say it softly here in this quiet place.

  22. jesse

    i love how all these stupid hoes dress so provacitively to distract from the fact that they have no talent.

    • Mr. Nice Guy

      Jesse trust me she is smarter and has more talent then you do.
      FYI – We want women to dress like this moron, the more provocative the better.
      Let me guess – you can not hang on to a hot women so you want them covered up

  23. Peppy LePew

    Fantastic body. Shame about the face.

  24. yammerskooner
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    Union Jack, huh?

  25. impolite

    those ass pics gave me a serious boner, i need to go cum. too bad her face is ugly

  26. captain america

    you wanna know how an ASS KISSER looks like?

  27. johntyfraser

    Although it seems as fit as hell, one side of her dress should have St George as the United States played in England and throughout the UK …. Stupid time Yankee ..

    Ipad

  28. B.B

    She is looking ridiculously hot now that’s she’s trimmed up and toned up a bit.

  29. MINGE!

    can’t wait for the inevitable topless photo comes out

  30. keijo
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    yea she looks amazing

  31. turd da third
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    I’d run her up My flagpole..then I’d run her down my flagpole..

  32. Olala
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    I always wondered what her heindeng looked like.

  33. Dread not
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    Give me the ‘Ol Glory half of KP’s pussy to bang, you can keep the Russel Brand/British half. Wait, can you do that? Bang half a pussy? Oh, yeah, right, Jessica Biel allegedly does it all the time when she has sex with Justin Timberflake

  34. Flower

    Looks like a wetsuit. I’ll bet it’s hot to wear. Literally.

  35. kelley
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    They’re way too shiney to be natural … sorry.

  36. Moobs

    Union Jack for the World Cup? Looks like she scored an ‘own goal’…
    Wait, what am I talking about? I should commenting on tits or something…

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