Katy Perry Just Blew Some Little Kid’s Mind

September 20th, 2010 // 108 Comments
Katy Perry on Sesame Street

Katy Perry apparently appeared on Sesame Street this morning to sing a PBS-friendly version of her song “Hot ‘N Cold,” yet I like how she still had to show 20 acres of cleavage even though it was hidden under mesh. Seriously, she couldn’t have pulled this one off in a T-shirt? As if Justin Bieber wasn’t enough, now I gotta worry about oversexed toddlers with trust funds hoarding all the chest muffins. Goddammit, Katy Perry.

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Comments (108)

  1. FrankNfrtr | September 20, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    At last KP makes an appearance on a show that’s right at her intellectual level.
    Hope the cookie monster copped a feel & Big Bird gave her fiance something to be jealous about.

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    • dudeatdudedotdude | September 20, 2010 at 3:58 pm

      Bah they changed cookie monster into fucking veggie monster. The show is passee.. Real kids watch yo gabba gabba

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      • FrankNfrtr | September 20, 2010 at 4:31 pm

        Last time I checked PBS was at least partially tax payer funded.
        Is it a good use of our money to give pop tarts major airtime marketing their latest ditty on a show meant for kindergarten aged kids? Did she at least work the alphabet sequence into those lyrics somewhere?

      • Revolting | September 20, 2010 at 4:37 pm

        It is very important to use science and technology to steal the minds/bodies of the proletarian peasant children. Then we, the superior breed, remain healthy, wealthy, and wise.

      • Drew | September 20, 2010 at 4:59 pm

        “Veggie Monster” was nothing more than an internet rumor, dumb fuck.

        Then again after reading your asinine comments for the last month, I wouldn’t expect you to know anything that didn’t come out your ass.

      • snarkyscreenname | September 20, 2010 at 5:15 pm

        dude, ignore Drew. He is just angry that he isn’t clever or witty. And he is also angry that his life is lame enough that he actually knows the truth about all Sesame Street characters and their internet rumors.

        He actually doesn’t read The Superficial at all, he got a hit on the keywords “Elmo+boobs” and thought his oldest fantasy had finally come true.

      • Roe | September 21, 2010 at 11:15 pm

        You’re kidding about Cookie Monster right? Please tell me you’re kidding!

    • Da MAN | September 20, 2010 at 4:46 pm

      That was difficult to watch! MY EYES!!!

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    • Mario | September 20, 2010 at 5:10 pm

      That was pretty god-awful acting… even for Sesame Street standards.

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    • The Taliban | September 20, 2010 at 5:46 pm

      Burqas for all women! We Win! Thank You American Sheep, no more boobs in public!

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    • Dante Calamari | September 21, 2010 at 3:52 pm

      Elmo is the biggest pervert on Sesame Street. He cops feels all the TIME pretending to be all cute and cuddly and innocent. Innocent my ass!!! He probably had Katy slog his red fur sausage and gargle on his play splooge. la la lala, la la lala elmo’s World, indeed ….

      By the way She’s not dressed all that revealingly ffs!!! It’s not like she is in lingerie with her legs spread.

      I wonder if she let Cookie Monster eat her cookie … nom nom nom nom nom nom nom …

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  2. anonymous | September 20, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    Knowing her tits are moneymakers, Katy still found a way to wear something low cut even on Sesame Street.

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  3. McFeely Smackup | September 20, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    that’s pretty fucking classless.

    I don’t mean KP, nobody expects any differently from her, but from PBS for allowing that kind of costume on the show.

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    • moo | September 20, 2010 at 4:29 pm

      The person who hired her should be fired. Her barely bare is not appropriate dress for preschoolers!

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      • The Taliban | September 20, 2010 at 5:46 pm

        We Win! Burqas for all women! Thank You American Sheep, no more boobs in public!

  4. josh | September 20, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Stop with her please, she’s sooooo fugly :-(

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    • dudeatdudedotdude | September 20, 2010 at 4:00 pm

      Nah just her eyes and clothes.. And who pays attention to that!

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  5. anonymous | September 20, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    I remember Charro on Sesame Street in a costume FAR more revealing than that. Watch any of the “classic” era episodes, and I’m sure you’ll find rather skimpy wardrobes on some of the celebs.

    I’m just disappointed she wasn’t nude.

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    • McFeely Smackup | September 20, 2010 at 4:15 pm

      No you don’t, you’re remembering boobies you wished you could see when you were young.

      I challenge you to find ANY photo of Sesame Street showing anyone with this much boobage on display before now.

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  6. Man With No Name | September 20, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    Hello Katty ! My Elmo wants to play dress up! Watch me grow! Tag ! Your It !

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  7. Not A Prude | September 20, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    I just wrote my first letter to PBS and Sesame Street. I’m not a prude, but come on, what were they thinking??? Cover those things up when you are around Elmo!

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | September 20, 2010 at 4:14 pm

      Bitch, you are a Prude. I am going to write twice in support.

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      • Mr. Nice Guy | September 20, 2010 at 4:55 pm

        You can keep your actually innocence and mystery and intrigue, some of us prefer over sexualization. That is why sex sells.

      • Not A Prude | September 20, 2010 at 7:24 pm

        um, you are obviously a man, not the target for the SS audience. although intellectually you are about the same level as my toddler.

    • Tyler | September 20, 2010 at 4:17 pm

      Lighten up a little. People like you make this world boring.

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      • douchus | September 20, 2010 at 4:19 pm

        actually no. oversexualization ends up making everything boring. you have to keep things taboo in order for there to still be innocence and mystery and intrigue.

      • dude | September 20, 2010 at 7:07 pm

        true. Oversexualization turns sex into an organic process as exciting as a good dump. When it belongs in the realm of mystic.

      • Your Mom | September 20, 2010 at 7:43 pm

        Well said douchus- just look at Katy herself. Her whole image is supposed to be risque, but instead she comes across as boring and repetitive.

      • Straight Guy | September 20, 2010 at 9:36 pm

        I have never been bored by Katy, and don’t think I ever will be.

  8. Amanda-La | September 20, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    That was terrible

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  9. douchus | September 20, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    huh. I don’t normally care about this sort of shit but… WTF… what do they think this is, Brazil?

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  10. jkhjkh | September 20, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    the end of civilization

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    • Q | September 21, 2010 at 2:15 pm

      Yep – a sign of the quickening.

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  11. GravyLeg | September 20, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    Not that she had a lot of musical integrity to begin with but holy shit….
    WHAT A SELL OUT.

    And PBS is to blame here… He “brand” is “tits over pipes”…
    Can’t blame her for selling it, just PBS for putting it on the shelf…

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    • Tyler | September 20, 2010 at 11:50 pm

      Since when do pop musicians have creative integrity?

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  12. See Alice | September 20, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    Did you notice the only visible symbol was the recycle . Educational hardly .
    Agenda driven childrens tv . Guess “acres of cleavage” is also part of their educational agenda …………….

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  13. Viv | September 20, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    And the worst thing is that her boobs are out there on display and they look terrible, she has amazing breasts and that dress does her no favors. I mean they were already showing them, at least show them right.

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  14. oscar | September 20, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    oscar would do dirty things to her….

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    • dudeatdudedotdude | September 20, 2010 at 4:44 pm

      Doesnt oscar have a song called I Love Trash? All makes sense now~

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      • unicorn | September 21, 2010 at 4:15 pm

        hahahahahah..well put.

  15. Malandros | September 20, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    People really need to get over this whole cleavage issue. It’s dress style. Half the kids that watch this probably still suck milk from their mom’s boobs and are destined for psychological disorders anyways. I think people just look for things to find wrong in stuff like this.

    They are just breasts, not the end of the world. Perhaps if people stopped caring about stuff like this it wouldn’t be such an issue. Heck, last time I checked the bra makers have started catering more to women with small breasts because of the growing lack of interest in breast enhancement and the view that large breasts = attractive.

    This whole issue is being blown wildly out of proportion.

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    • Ray Sist | September 20, 2010 at 5:00 pm

      If they are just breasts then may I feel yours?

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      • Malandros | September 20, 2010 at 5:07 pm

        Sure, I think I’m comfortable enough with my sexuality to let you feel my chest area. You won’t find boobs though, so sorry to disappoint. I’m a bit too not female for that. =p

    • dudeatdudedotdude | September 20, 2010 at 5:02 pm

      Huh huh you said blowwn..

      Speaking of blow.. Fish how are you containing yourself from posting the big lilo story du jour.. Its been on the wire for hours :-)

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    • a | September 20, 2010 at 5:12 pm

      lol you think that big breasts are going out of fashion. How cute.

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      • Malandros | September 20, 2010 at 5:25 pm

        Actually was just reading about it in the newspaper a few weeks ago. Look up the New York Times Article by Catherine Saint Louis titles “For the A-Cup Crowd, Minimal Assets Are a Plus” If you are anything less than a troll. It was published on the 1st of September I believe. Very interesting read at the very least.

    • Viv | September 20, 2010 at 5:44 pm

      One article published on a main newspaper to determine a whole nation’s “growing” lack of interest in big breasts? I don’t think so.

      I bet big breasts sell better than The New York Times.

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      • Malandros | September 20, 2010 at 5:55 pm

        @Viv I’m sure people thought the same thing about women’s ankles in the 1800′s when a woman with exposed ankles was scandalous. Look at that philosophy now. It takes times for things to phase in and out. The fact that there is a fluctuation could be the beginning of large breasts phasing out, or it could not be. It would take a long time to spread either way. People just need to be more aware of this fact and a little less set in their ways.

    • Viv | September 20, 2010 at 6:35 pm

      On a very primal level, women’s breasts and hips are associated with a woman’s hablity to bear children, the male will seek a woman with ample breast and hips to mate with, hence the obssession with large breasts.

      Maybe when human’s desire to reproduct decreases then the interest in large breast wil too, if it hasn’t happen for hundreds of years I really find it hard for it to happen in the future, near or far.

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    • Not A Prude | September 20, 2010 at 7:28 pm

      they are just breasts until a woman makes them sexual, which is what KP does. Her persona is T and A and more T. She’s all about her boobs being out there. I don’t think that kids are going to be impacted by this, it’s just a very poor decision on PBS’s part.

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      • Mr. Nice Guy | September 20, 2010 at 8:50 pm

        Best Choice ever by PBS

  16. Alax | September 20, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    We’re the ones who sexualize breasts. I doubt any kid who watched sesamee street this morning was thinking “gosh, I’ve never seen anything like that before, what could it mean?” More likely, they were listening to the song or eating playdough. Disney has more cartoon cleavage in any of their “classics” than this did. Hell if you take your kid to the mall for 5 minutes they’re likely to see far more skin than this even hinted at. And if some parents are so sensitive about their childrens innocence (which it is their right to) they probably aren’t having them watch T.V to begin with.

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    • McFeely Smackup | September 20, 2010 at 4:50 pm

      you’re a child molester, aren’t you?

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      • Malandros | September 20, 2010 at 4:55 pm

        lol, no. Just an individual with a higher IQ than you. Though I know that doesn’t mean much since I’m part of the majority there. =)

      • Alax | September 20, 2010 at 5:11 pm

        No, but I do think its sad that we tend to teach children that naked bodies are bad or only for sex. I think its fully missing the mark and (just my opinion) tends to lead to this obsession later in life with the naked body as only a sexual object, rather than an object of beauty. Probably explains all the pussy and nipple slip posts, and the strange obsession with sex and “taboo” that our contry has. We waste alot of energy on it when in reality, its not that big of a deal. Its a body, we all have one. Its what we do with it that can be bad.

      • Richard McBeef | September 20, 2010 at 5:26 pm

        if his IQ was so high then he would do it’s play-doh not playdough.

      • Alax | September 20, 2010 at 5:31 pm

        I’m a girl, explains my typically small brain’s inability to spell

    • Malandros | September 20, 2010 at 5:34 pm

      Actually IQ is a score that measures intelligence. It doesn’t mean one is free of error. When someone accuses you of having a low IQ they are essentially stating that you lack the capacity to understand and learn.

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    • fallone33 | September 20, 2010 at 6:24 pm

      so, yea, I found this jaw-dropping, but educational at the same time. So her boobs we out… not appropriate? maybe and maybe not. I agree with Alax. As a nursing mom I always feel the stigma of breasts being inappropriate anytime my baby gets hungry in public… FREE the BOOBIES in our society :)

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      • McFeely Smackup | September 20, 2010 at 6:47 pm

        Nobody wants to watch your saggy titties dribbling milk all over your baby’s face. That’s nothing to do with breast-phobia, it’s just fucking gross.

        Natural? sure. Just like a baby crapping his diaper is natural, but we dont’ want to watch that either.

        Isn’t it funny that some nursing mothers act like their only choices are to whip their boobs out wherever they get the urge, or let their baby die of starvation…like a little discretion is just completely out of the question.

      • Alax | September 20, 2010 at 7:16 pm

        Not much of a family man are you McFeely Smackup? Also you just illustrated my point. “Nobody wants to watch…” because breastfeeding involves the breasts being used for something other than sex, and that is just “gross” to a society of people who have been taught that naked=sex. Its unfortunate that we should regulate ourselves so stringently.

      • Little Richard | September 20, 2010 at 7:17 pm

        Preach it sister! I am 100% behind your liberated point of view!

        If you don’t mind, could you now “free the boobies” in picture form to my hotmail account.

        Thank You

      • angel | September 22, 2010 at 11:16 pm

        You obviously wasnt breastfed as an infant :) You seem to voice too strong of an opinion….or maybe youre just jealous of the baby. lol

    • PharmD | September 20, 2010 at 7:31 pm

      McFeely Smackup — I don’t understand your comment. Would you say the same to a woman withholding a bottle of formula from her crying child? Mom’s who choose to breastfeed should be encouraged to do so, its been proven to save lives. Grow up.

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      • Bow Down Assholes | September 21, 2010 at 5:25 pm

        May I be encouraged to watch?

      • McFeely Smackup | September 21, 2010 at 6:30 pm

        you’re not much for reading are you?

        If you were, you’d have noticed I offered a perfectly reasonable alternative that both accommodates the desire to breast feed and the desire of the rest of us wanting to not participate.

        but that’s not what it’s about, is it? it’s got nothing to do with feeding babies. It’s 100% an issue of some women loving the titilation (no pun intended) of pulling their boobs out in public and making other people uncomfortable. well, we’re not fooled…you’re just rude and low class.

  17. Rob Frost | September 20, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    That’s some evil shit right there.

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  18. Toeknee | September 20, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    Let’s not forget about the puppetier who’s got his hand up elmo’s ass, looking up Katy’s skirt

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  19. Ray Sist | September 20, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    I’ll get over the cleavage thing when those with it get over the fact that I can’t keep my eyes off it/them.

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  20. Foo | September 20, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    For fuck’s sake, people, she’s just wearing a stupid dress. Stop freaking out over the human body.

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  21. Rocky's Bullwinkle | September 20, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    I was waiting for this to turn into a To Catch A Predator Episode of Sesame Street.

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  22. anonym | September 20, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    run run !
    jiggle jiggle.

    mommy….. does she have jello under her costume?

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  23. Anon | September 20, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    I’m not ultra conservative at all and even I think this is allllll sorts of inappropriate. Could also be because I can’t stand Katy Perry. Bug eyed hack.

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    • The Taliban | September 20, 2010 at 5:47 pm

      Thank You American Sheep, no more boobs in public! We Win! Burqas for all women!

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  24. anonymous | September 20, 2010 at 6:18 pm

    we know elmo has a hand up his ass to make him work. my question is did katy perry have one too?

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  25. Tanzarian | September 20, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    What did she want to play? Hide the salami? Slime the banana? Pound the pork? Polish the porpoise? Stuff the taco? Stab the trout? Ride the baloney pony?

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  26. MrsEllis | September 20, 2010 at 7:07 pm

    What cleavage? Those boobs shrink by the second.

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  27. dude | September 20, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    Shit. How humiliating. Our television is becoming Mexican television.

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  28. 1990's | September 20, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    I wouldn’t mind playing dress up with her… on an opposite day.

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  29. Little Richard | September 20, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    Slightly better than the original due to “Muppetiness”.

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  30. Tim | September 20, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    Did she marry that untalented ugly flea bag yet?

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  31. Hagerwife | September 20, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    You guys are ridiculous. Most kids that watch Sesame Street have parents that let them watch MTV, and listen to this song on the radio or at home. They KNOW the song, they recognize Katy.
    It’s parents that don’t care what their children see that have caused this to happen. If you don’t like it, don’t let your kids watch it. Plain and simple.

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    • timmy the dying boy | September 20, 2010 at 7:39 pm

      What, is MTV playing videos again?

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      • jennifer rau | September 21, 2010 at 3:29 am

        Yes it is ridiculous, but that doesn’t mean she needs to be on PBS…singing to preschoolers…truly sad.

  32. Cory | September 21, 2010 at 1:09 am

    So, like, this is supposed to be the PBS friendly version… but the whole time I totally thought it was about BDSM…

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  33. jennifer rau | September 21, 2010 at 3:26 am

    Wow its sad to think that preschoolers even know who Katy Perry is. Couldn’t they find someone more relevant .

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  34. anon | September 21, 2010 at 4:19 am

    I just don’t see the point… When I was younger, SS was about educating little kids, but there was no educational value whatsoever in this segment… It was just an excuse to have her on the show. I hope that at least she did part of the show where she taught a lesson of some sort, otherwise, congratulations SS for slowly heading towards having the educational value of the Teletubbies.

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  35. Nero | September 21, 2010 at 5:44 am

    You can tell that Elmo isn’t related to dogs.I didn’t see him hiding under her dress ,sniffing her panties.

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  36. captain america | September 21, 2010 at 7:46 am

    she is looking in camera’s like somebody is standing behind her with and points a gun at her and is demanding: LAUG or die now!!

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  37. Righty Whitey | September 21, 2010 at 8:47 am

    I’d pin her legs behind her ears and fuck her tight little asshole so hard, you think her eyes look big now, wait until my cock is balls deep in her stink trigger. She’s built perfectly for a nice pile driver. I’d alternate slamming this bitch from pink to stink. Then I’d unleash about 15 steaming loads of jizz all over her face and tits, then let her taste her own shit off my cock, and suck the residual cum outta my schlong, maybe give her a few dickslaps, then leave her wondering how the hell she ended up with that complete limpdick fuck Russel Brand.

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  38. wendy balsam | September 21, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    i thought miss piggy was on the muppets.

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  39. Q | September 21, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    What a whore.

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  40. Becky | September 21, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    Everyone…just keep in mind… Your moms and sisters…….they all have breasts. That’s right. It’s not just sexy…it’s actually there for a purpose. Your mom nursed you with her breasts. Yes this was a bit revealing for Sesame St. But kids aren’t aware of breasts as a sexual body part. It will be okay folks.

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    • Bow Down Assholes | September 21, 2010 at 5:21 pm

      How come when my Mom made me suck on her nipples it was because “Daddy is working late again”.

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  41. Alex | September 21, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    That outfit, really draws painful attention to the porn quality acting. Sesame Street used to be cool.

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  42. Gammon | September 21, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    Katy Perry has a seriously retarded face. If that turns you on, so be it.

    Personally I like to look at the face of the person I’m fucking, and I sure as hell wouldn’t wanna look at hers. It’d be like abusing the disabled.

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    • Anon | September 22, 2010 at 6:21 pm

      ROFL holy shit she does. she looks like the mildy retarded kids who were in between not so retarded they needed their own school just enough to get their own classes. her child pic are worse she looks like a bug eyed dwarf. she really does look like a slow person

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      • The O | September 23, 2010 at 11:05 am

        Hmm, adds another layer to why I shouldn’t want to bang her, which oddly makes me want to do it more. Such is the ways of illicit things.

  43. Bow Down Assholes | September 21, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    I’d slap the religous freak out of that bitch with my dick. That being said, she seems kind of “slow”. I’ve got a game for you Katy. It’s called “Special Ed” and I’m the teacher.

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  44. barroom hero | September 21, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    slag.

    Her “music” really sucks…

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  45. Cardinal Fang | September 21, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    I think seeing her body is good for children. I used to twiddle to the Wonder Woman intro.

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  46. Dorian Gray | September 22, 2010 at 3:09 am

    It’s important young boys get their fill of boobs on tv.

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  47. dee | September 22, 2010 at 6:59 am

    wow she looks ugly

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  48. Anon | September 22, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    elmo better watch out he’s looking up her skirt. her ugly ass girl hipped fiance with gross english teeth will bitch slappity him

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  49. HamOnRyeNomaYo | September 22, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    Strangely. Aroused. Tag, You’re it Ms. Katy. You’re it. (and by you’re it, I mean I may or may not stalk you.)

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  50. cc | September 26, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    It’s depressing seeing the attention this very untalented performer gets.

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