Katy Perry Just Blew Some Little Kid’s Mind

Katy Perry apparently appeared on Sesame Street this morning to sing a PBS-friendly version of her song “Hot ‘N Cold,” yet I like how she still had to show 20 acres of cleavage even though it was hidden under mesh. Seriously, she couldn’t have pulled this one off in a T-shirt? As if Justin Bieber wasn’t enough, now I gotta worry about oversexed toddlers with trust funds hoarding all the chest muffins. Goddammit, Katy Perry.