Katy Perry Really Knows How To Make Men Jealous
Following up her decision to bang Riff Raff, Katy Perry continued her “Fuck You (For More Than Likely Cheating On Me With Kelly Monaco), John Mayer” tour over the weekend by telling E! News she plans to become a green-haired collector of fine arts, and, no, this is not an April Fool’s Joke. Switching Photo Boy’s AIDS medication with Tic-Tacs was. Haha! Look at his skin fall off.
As we first told you yesterday, the pop music princess has plans to change her hair color to “slime green.”
But that’s not the only new thing Perry has going on.
“I’m going to slowly become an art collector,” Perry told me at MOCA’s 35th Anniversary Gala Presented by Louis Vuitton. “Today, we had an all-day art crawl. We got to see some private collections from some people’s homes and then we went to a couple of galleries.”
“A woman who irrationally colors her hair AND spends shitload of money just because?! That’s way better than random sex with groupies I never have to talk to again!” – Mohn Jayer, Bizzaro World Musician