Katy Perry Dumped John Mayer

By: The Superficial / February 26, 2014

“AAAAAHHHHHHHH.”
“Yeah, we’re still not getting married.”

Over the past few weeks, there’s been rumor after rumor about Katy Perry getting engaged to John Mayer except now E! News is reporting she dumped his ass which I’m sure had nothing to do with a press campaign to box him into proposing. Guys love that:

A source close to the pair exclusively tells E! News that Perry broke up with Mayer within the last few days.
No other details about what prompted the “Dark Horse” singer’s decision were forthcoming, but Mayer was noticeably absent from Perry’s side on her recent trip to London and Milan. She returned home to Los Angeles on Friday.

Of course, another factor to consider is the two of them released a shit-awful duet back in December, “Who You Love,” which reasonably should’ve left them unable to look each other in the eye without crying and gnashing of teeth. Katy Perry probably tried to scrub her huge jugs with a Brillo pad just to feel clean for a minute, just one minute, and John Mayer didn’t even offer to help. That’s when she knew. That’s when she knew…

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