Katy Perry Dumped John Mayer

February 26th, 2014 // 21 Comments
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“AAAAAHHHHHHHH.”
“Yeah, we’re still not getting married.”

Over the past few weeks, there’s been rumor after rumor about Katy Perry getting engaged to John Mayer except now E! News is reporting she dumped his ass which I’m sure had nothing to do with a press campaign to box him into proposing. Guys love that:

A source close to the pair exclusively tells E! News that Perry broke up with Mayer within the last few days.
No other details about what prompted the “Dark Horse” singer’s decision were forthcoming, but Mayer was noticeably absent from Perry’s side on her recent trip to London and Milan. She returned home to Los Angeles on Friday.

Of course, another factor to consider is the two of them released a shit-awful duet back in December, “Who You Love,” which reasonably should’ve left them unable to look each other in the eye without crying and gnashing of teeth. Katy Perry probably tried to scrub her huge jugs with a Brillo pad just to feel clean for a minute, just one minute, and John Mayer didn’t even offer to help. That’s when she knew. That’s when she knew…

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. BlinkyTheFish

    I guess this our new Jennifer Love Hewitt/Kaley Cuoco now that they’re temporarily sated. I doubt if dressing like Tinkerbell on crack all the time helps keep a man, no matter how big your tits are.

  2. Katy Perry's Breasts Grammys After-Party
    George P. Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    About that marriage thing…..

    A little bit of Mlley in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side
    A little bit of Rita is all I need, a little bit of Tina is what I see
    A little bit of Sandra in the sun, a little bit of Mary all night long
    A little bit of Jessica here I am, a little bit of her makes me a woman.

  3. When two singers date, they should never duet. That’s a sign their relationship in in trouble and they’re trying to salvage it.

  4. How will John ever get over this loss? If only he had an endless pool of groupie vag to dive face first into. But alas…

  5. Katy Perry's Breasts Grammys After-Party
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “MARRY ME BEFORE MY TITS SAG AND PEOPLE STOP CARING ABOUT WHO I AM!”

  6. JungleRed

    Please tell me more about the story where Bland meets Boring.

  7. Dox

    Sell out Christian artist with talent for bland, boring, uninspired lyrics that mutate into a metaphoric nightmare of mixed messages dates self absorbed, narcissistic ass monkey with talent for generic, boring and bland lyrics about “love”.
    Break up at 11.

    Who didn’t see that one coming. Really?

  8. Miley grinds on Robin Thicke and now he is getting divorced, Miley kisses Katy Perry and now she is breaking up with John Mayer. Coincidence? I think not.

  9. anonymous

    Will not be surprised if John Mayer starts banging Kate Upton or Emily Ratajkowski just to show her he can get epic boobs any time he pleases.

  10. anonym

    why does she even bother with marriage?
    shit always fails for her. Just stay single.

  11. Katy Perry's Breasts Grammys After-Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Of course you banged every chick in LA while I was in Milan, but let me pretend to be shocked for your amusement!

  12. Katy Perry's Breasts Grammys After-Party
    judd
    Commented on this photo:

    where them titties gonna be when she turns 22?

  13. Katy Perry nightmare: John Mayer is going to start dating Russell Brand.

  14. This is a woman who obviously knows what the fuck she’s doing. She knows I’m available and is taking steps accordingly.

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