Katy Perry is The Light and The Truth

November 15th, 2010 // 100 Comments

Remember when I criticized Katy Perry for not showing her breasts and suffocating Russell Brand to death only two weeks into their marriage? All typos. What I meant to say was, I’d commit a hate crime just to see one nipple Katy Perry’s the most talented artist of our generation, and because of her music, I’ve accepted Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal Lord and Savior.

(Did it work? I’m afraid to open my eyes and still see her clothed. — GODDAMMIT.)

Photos: Getty

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  1. Katy Perry BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards
    The Listener
    Commented on this photo:

    Naturally large breasts. You gotta love that!

  2. Ash Bones

    !!! tsriF

    • Randal

      Katy could very well be a Cover Girl selling cosmetics or being in commercials. Her white sparkling smile and Caribbean blue eyes captivate and lure like Medusa does in her lair. Bundle that with her writing style and stage presence, she’s a jack of all trades kind of gal.

      Randal

  3. Katy Perry BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards
    The Listener
    Commented on this photo:

    What does that tattoo say on her arm? I can’t make it out.

    • darwinpolice

      You could look up what her tattoo says, or you could just shift your focus about an inch to the right and immediately stop caring about the tattoo.

    • john

      The tattoo says,

      “IF YOUR LOOKING AT THIS TATTOO, THEN YOUR NOT LOOKING AT MY TITS, AND THAT MAKES YOU GAY! YOU QUEER HOMO DICK LOVER”

      thats what it says.

  4. Taz

    She has a great rack!

    • Richard McBeef

      and a dog faced fembot stare. if big titties were all it takes then we would all be chubby chasers. except randal, i’m pretty sure he loves the cock.

    • iceman4896

      Honestly, I find someone like Katy to be far more attractive than the plastic surgery experiment’s Hollywood seems to pump out these days….you know, the Megan Fox’s of the world.

  5. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Breastman, why always allusions to Jesus and Bible, how about Buddha next time, Buddha has big tits too.

    • Quantitative Easment #2

      Yeah how about something against the Jews of Muslims? Got something against our own religion it seems. We let others rule our banks, we offshore out jobs, we bring in Mexicans by the 10s of millions, we politically hate each other, we denounce our own religion and allow the Media Masters to mock Jesus.
      This is why we have nothing here…

  6. Katy Perry BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards
    Doc Schweinstrudel
    Commented on this photo:

    “I DO NOT approve this dress!!!” Mel Gibson

  7. Pathetic

    Another in the long line of untalented “gotta show off my tits, ass & pussy or no one will notice me” pop artists that crowd the music scene right now. Can’t sing, can’t dance, mentally not very sharp. Oh yeah, the perfect role model…

    • Why is she any different than the hundreds of Pop singers that have come before her from Diana Ross in the ’60′s on? Was Ross writing brilliant songs and was a Rhode’s Scholar when she was popular??? Blondie??? Any female singer from the 80′s? Any of the disco era female acts in the 70′s?

      • CHOC DONUT

        Diana Ross was a WAY better singer than Katy Perry. Seriously, if you don’t know that, you simply don’t know music, period. The only reason Perry is even tolerable is autotune and studio tricks. She can’t sing particularly well. Otherwise, she is cute, and I love her wardrobe selections, but I’m a cheesy guy who likes to see girls as sex objects. I’m sure many find it cheesy.

  8. Katy Perry BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards
    PBnJ
    Commented on this photo:

    If this was posted on Geekologie and not The Superficial the headline would read: Gumball Machine Dress by and for the Wonka Fetishers.
    Someone gimme a G** Damn quarter!!

  9. wim

    being named “Kate Perry” is the same thing as being seen as a prostitute.

  10. Katy Perry BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards
    Hausdrache
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh shit, she’s leading the Waffle Cone fairies in a revolt. I can’t decide whether to hide or get my spoon?

  11. Vandal

    Don’t care what you say, I would fuck that into next week and back.

  12. Katy Perry BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards
    Paul Alvarez II
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that gumball machine supposed to be a metaphor for her womb? Spittin’ out multi-colored behbehs?

  13. Monty's Burns

    Release the hounds! Er, I meant to say ‘show us those puppies’

  14. alordslums

    i would like to crash-test into those…

  15. FattyFatty2X4

    Goody Goody Gumdrops

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    moller
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh god yes.

  17. JesseJimmy

    Give a man a Fish, and he’ll have a Fish.
    Show a man Katy’s funbags, and he’ll have carpal tunnel syndrome by noon.

    –Ephesians 20:12.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Makes people want to put a coin in the gumdrop machine!

  19. Katy Perry BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She is super cute.
    Thank god you can’t force me to listen to her songs.

  20. Jojo

    Lactose intolerance be damned!

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    kayk
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep, that’s the face I want her make

  22. Katy Perry BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards
    kayk
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she is trying to shake a gum-ball loose. I don’t know why she stuck it up their in the first place.

  23. Ben

    Tom Servo never looked so good.

  24. bob

    i wonder how big her nipples are…hmmmmmmm

  25. Cock Dr

    Jesus may have gone off his meds this weekend.
    Perhaps pressures from the upcoming holiday season became too much to handle.

  26. SpencerB

    I would give her the best 15 seconds of fury. That’s all I have and all she deserves.

  27. I can’t wait until she does a Britney…

  28. jumpin_j

    The light and the truth… not so sure. The Funbags? Oh absolutely.

  29. fester

    Being able to look at Katy’s jugs without having to hear her… this is truly the best of all possible worlds.

  30. Katy Perry BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    If I turned the dial on her gum ball machine would I get an Orange Gum Ball or twist her labia lips?

  31. If I turn her gum ball dial with my hand , will I get an Orange Gum Ball or would have twisted her Labia Lips?

  32. bigdickjones

    There is a naked photo on the web, she took it herself with a cell phone. And yes, her tits are spectacular.

  33. Hugh Gentry

    her body is absolutely perfect. I just went from 6 to midnight.

  34. Katy Perry BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate you Russel Brand.

  35. Katy Perry really likes latex rubber dresses. I’d make a joke about balloon animals, but mine always come out looking like a penis…well, there’s probably a joke in there somewhere.

  36. tally

    you need to masturbate mmr superficial fail blog writer

  37. Fembot

    I wanna know how she gets into those dresses cause seriously.. i would be scared of getting stuck in some very unflattering position lol

  38. Katy Perry BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards
    539
    Commented on this photo:

    The tattoo could say ” look at my tits.”

    539

  39. Katy Perry BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Id sell my soul and worship the antichrist to see a both nipples.

  40. Do_Freebird

    And G_d said unto Moses:
    You shall dress your talentless harlets in latex, and shall keep the first day to show off their prodigous TaTa’s in full spendor. And Moses went down from the mountain top holding one staff in his hands and a second staff showing itself under his garments.

  41. mud butt

    Now that’s the hottest 7 I have ever seen.

  42. Katy Perry BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    this is where her chin is blocking the view of her clevage

  43. Katy Perry BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards
    hey
    Commented on this photo:

    Close.

  44. Katy Perry BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards
    hey
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice cunnies.

  45. Katy Perry BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards
    Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not even going to be secretive about it. I want a hoon on those tits.

  46. Monica

    She’s a musical Megan Fox.

  47. Tifa

    I find this woman to be a grotesquely hideous person on the inside. But I so badly want to see her naked.

  48. vix

    Um. photoshop fail? D:

  49. vix

    Dude, her tits are looking so malformed!
    Terrible photoshop.

  50. See Alice

    Cute outfit !

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