Being the loving husband that he is Russell Brand took a picture of Katy Perry as she’s waking up without her normal 800 miles of makeup on, and then posted it to Twitter. He’s since deleted it which is exactly what I would do once I remembered my wife’s breasts are ginormously awesome and I want to die between them. Then again, he has seen this face, so I’m amazed he’s not calling the shots now and/or fleeing the country.
RUSSELL: Right, love, you wonkers are huge, but it isn’t nice wakin’ up to a dead person, now is it?
KATY: Fine. You can do heroin in bed.
RUSSELL: If you insist. Wheeee!
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What stumps me is the fact that no one has commented on her lack of hair…? I didn’t realize the “bowl” hair style was back in.
I think she is ugly and plain even with all the make on she usually wears.
I don’t know what you are all complaining about. with out make up she probably looks better than the dogs you are all married to.
So what she does wake up ready for a photo shoot. Its called real life.
It’s funny. there is a picture of her without make up and she still looks beautiful. Here it is: http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/blog191109_katy.jpg
Still beautiful as ever. And anyone who thinks she’s ugly but would only stay for her boobs is a shallow egocentric asswipe.
hahaha she accually looks like a normal person (an ugly normal person) but why does she look like shes about to cry?!?!?!?!
Gross
You don’t sound like someone who really likes women that much
like a woman with moustache?
LIke this fug for instance…lol hot…are you dicks blind or something?
You must be British. She looks like a character from ‘Real Frumpy Housewives of Yorkshire’
I Agree! she is beautiful no matter what. if it was a nice picture of her smiling and not with ugly cell phone flash, she would look just as great as always.
at Biro, MAking my point more valid are we?
let me guess, you are either a horny guy that would fuck his grandma if you had the chance,
or a gay guy who is a fan of the music,
or a feminist woman who can’t stand someone saying something bad about another woman,
and you’re telling ME to GROW up? hahaha excuse me while I laugh at the Irony,
you bloody wanker, eejit, dozy MORON
But Rose has nice tits too…
I think Rose looks prettier than her. Then again, I haven’t seen what she looks like without makeup, either.
Guess what, women and men basically look the same when they wake up. Girls don’t wake up naturally with awesome hair and a face full of make up.
I guess you’ve never had a girlfriend
to mention the part where you both wake up with STDs and how you can’t to pay her more since the cost of HIV medicine is going up.
Whine whine whine… you must not see girls much because you’d know that basically every girl looks like “a guy” without masara, foundation, eyeliner, fake lashes, lipstick and their hair done. It’s called being human
BINGO.
Damn, Cecilia. You don’t think that men and women naturally look different, even without makeup, etc.? Are you British?
Cecelia, I have to disagree. My older sisters look virtually the same with and without makeup. They only wear a little. Also, how do you explain that Jessica Alba looks pretty much the same in the photos of her without makeup.
Katy does a lot to change her face which makes her virtually unrecognizable without makeup. Truthfully, I thought this was a joke or a lookalike until I read the post.
I reckon it’s a smart way of marketing yourself – she wears so much makeup that she’s unrecognisable without. It’d be a lot easier for her to have a normal day – just leave off the makeup and she’s free to go where she pleases.
I DON’T like her music, but I DO like her on-stage style.
I also DO like the fact that she looks like a normal person first thing in the morning.
There are prettier girls out there, I’m not denying it, but on-stage and off-stage are two completely different things.
Wow, I didn’t think it was a lookalike – I would never have guessed this was Katy Perry. Sure, it’s a bad photo, but she looks terrible.
That’s not to say I think she normally looks hot……. in fact, I think she normally looks very plain, and makes good use of a push-up bra to make her look slightly above average.
It’s lucky her singing skills are above average too.
This is how she always looks to me…you can shine a turd…..
Hmm… her and Brand are starting to make sense now…
The word epic has become entirely overused and become pedestrian.
Enough.
Trolls…the lot of you. And yet her boobs remain EPIC while the rest of you jealous bitches stare in awe…
LOL
if i were him, i’d kill her
Have you seen Russel Brand? Even without make-up, Katy is still 100x better looking than he is. He should consider himself lucky.
Who cares what she looks like without Make-Up?
Are they going to quit making the stuff?
Why would I get up before her anyway?
I would sleep in while she showers, puts her make-up on and a pair of high heels.
I still think he’s the lucky one in this relationship though. I made the mistake once of following up on a naked pic of Brand (with the crucial bit digitally covered), and found the real one. He has the ugliest member ever, ever, ever. Not even kidding here.
Actually, mythbusters has proved that you CAN shine a turd.
Yeah, I said : “You can shine a turd…” … It’s still a turd.
Hahaha, you am win. Seriously people, I married a model, they all look like that in the morning.
“Never had a girlfriend”… really, that’s the best you can do? C’mon, exercise that mighty brain of yours, surely you can do better than that tired old adage. Besides which, if I’ve never had a girlfriend, how do you explain my wife and kids?
Also, girls I used to wake up with normally had sticky hair and a face full of man-juice – in the back of an Oldsmobile, no less!
P.S.: I’m awesome.
Lol my girl hardly ever wears make up and she has a pretty face, some people are pretty and beautiful without make up, this fug is not.
Not really.
_____’s a_____ , I see someone’s been reading Maddox recently…
Nope.
Is that you Katy?…lol are you serious, she is as UGLY as sin.
A true cute face is a cute face, with or without makeup, and as I’m sure you’ve noticed, they certainly do exist. Actually – some faces work BETTER -without- a pile of makeup (not that you should wear a “pile”, anyway).
She’s just pursing her lips and has a surprised expression. If she were smiling and her hair was brushed, she’d be beautiful. No one looks good in every photo, we just don’t have our bad photos posted on Twitter by idiots for millions of people to see.
i agree with 100%!
Me too…with a baseball bat lol.
I hate to burst your bubbles boys, but her bobs are NOT that big, …they are just stuffed into a push up bra. She can’t sing for crap…she has those weird doll eyes that make her look like a nitwit and she acts like a freakin teenager though she’s in her mid 20′s. This photo made me very happy because the little girls who buy her albums need to see that she is just a regular looking female who can make herself look glamorous and sexy with lots of help…just like anyone else….