Katy Perry is an Angel of the Morning

December 31st, 2010 // 127 Comments
Katy Perry

Being the loving husband that he is Russell Brand took a picture of Katy Perry as she’s waking up without her normal 800 miles of makeup on, and then posted it to Twitter. He’s since deleted it which is exactly what I would do once I remembered my wife’s breasts are ginormously awesome and I want to die between them. Then again, he has seen this face, so I’m amazed he’s not calling the shots now and/or fleeing the country.

RUSSELL: Right, love, you wonkers are huge, but it isn’t nice wakin’ up to a dead person, now is it?
KATY: Fine. You can do heroin in bed.
RUSSELL: If you insist. Wheeee!

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  1. anonymous

    Meh…it’s still katy. as long as she pulls her tits out, sucks dick and makes you a sandwich– not necessarily in that order. she’s still fuckable.

  2. Katy Perry
    mk
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what KD Lang and Adrien Brody’s love child would look like.

  3. michael

    she looks like my best friend’s 45 year old mom, I’m not joking, she looks like a middle age soccer mom or something, and I don’t mean a hot one either, even with the big breasts, she would still look freaking 40, wow, make up really damages your face…

  4. kingofbeer

    image shattered! damn…

  5. McFeely Smackup

    jesus, she looks like Emo Phillips. If I woke up next to that, I’d take a picture too just to prove I didn’t beat her up and make her look that way.

  6. Katy Perry
    theresa
    Commented on this photo:

    well russell looks like you can’t handle how beautiful katie is,you are a piece of jealous shit,and she is great,the girl is probley living a life of hell with you.we love you katie,and your beautiful with or without your make up.looks like he scared you while you were sleeping,what a asshole.get rid of him.

  7. Cardinal Ximenez

    You idiots, that’s Emo Phillips.

  8. lightdragon

    first her tits are only big in outfits and i would stick my dick in her mouth.

  9. goolie rossberg

    Ugh! FUGLY Brit boy Brand must be back on smack to shag THAT!

  10. Melissa

    “Can’t sleep Katie will eat me, Can’t sleep the clown will eat me” Rocking*

  11. StickySocks

    penis sad :(

  12. wow. she’s pretty cute even without all the makeup, and with “morning mole” face. that’s COOL… :D

  13. Frank

    Good riddance! Look at those wrinkles on the forehead. The acne! The non-existent lips…..We’ve all been hoodwinked by the makeup and boobs!

  14. M

    Nods to the Tanya comment… she really does, and I really love that show because of her. Anyways, who doesn’t look like fucking hell when they first wake up? At least she had enough sense to make a tommy face before he shot it. She looks kinda muppety. If that’s even a word. If it isn’t, it should be. It describes a bunch of people…

  15. Gil

    Fucking Hell.
    Garbage. Trash. Zombie. First things that came to mind.
    She cleans up well.

  16. Jen

    She looks like the girl from The Blair Witch Project. Remember the scene where she was crying in the camera and had been in the woods for days without a shower.

  17. pooptruth

    YOU GUYS ARE AWFUL. she’s pretty. shes making a scrunch face. her skin is not bad at all.

  18. pooptruth

    anyone with a problem with this pic clearly hasnt been around women much.

    • that pretty much sums it up, poop :)

      • Mark B

        At the absolute worst, she has the WTF are you doing with the camera look, that hasn’t quite transistioned into the don’t you effing dare look.

    • me

      i’ve been, and i have standards

    • eha

      Seriously… my mom looks better than that without makeup… she is a plastic girl… I saw her youtube videos long ago, when she wasnt famous at all and she was ugly… i was surprised when she began to be marketed, and of course they pulled out her youtube videos. Proof she is a really plastic girl…

  19. Katy Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, the Proactive seems to be working at least.

  20. Katy Perry
    Tio Pablo
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone who’s saying she’s ugly has clearly never woken up next to a woman in the morning. She’s making a face, it’s a bad picture, but she’s not ugly.

  21. Reality.

  22. Sugar

    She will file for divorce in 5, 4, 3, 2, ….

  23. Sugar

    This is the funniest thing Russell Brand has ever done.

  24. heidi's MUM

    She’s normal. Not ugly not gorgeous but i knew that anyways.

  25. Katy Perry
    Mc
    Commented on this photo:

    what a dissapointment!

  26. ctrl tab

    I didn’t know breasts had faces.

  27. This was rather like having a dose of smelling salts shoved under my nose.
    She doesn’t Botox, that’s for sure.
    It looks like it was one hell of a party last night at Katy & Russell’s.
    Get that girl a tube of red lipstick ASAP.

  28. The Homosexual Plot to Kill JFK

    I’ve been with women who were beautiful without makeup in the daytime, the evening, and the morning. A gal with great features doesn’t need makeup. She might use it for fun or because she’s on TV or a model, etc., but she doesn’t need it to look pretty, because she IS pretty.

  29. GeneralEmergency

    Problem Easily Fixed…

    Russell, the next time you are asked “Paper or Plastic?”, say “Paper”.

    I think you know the next step.

  30. derp

    to everybody saying “most people look like this when they first wake up”
    quit projecting. just because you look like a mole on awakening doesn’t mean the rest of the world does. not everybody looks like they got hit in the face with a frying pan.

    that being said, as horrible as this picture is i can’t hold it against her considering her whole image is based on a truckload of makeup so of course seeing her without it makes us want to gag

    • derp, you really don’t have a clue, do you? she (katy) is making a very goofy and embarrassed “what are you doing?”-type face, the pic is taken at a weird angle (quite close up, no proper lighting, with her head on a freaking tilt). gimme a break. this isn’t a “horrible” picture by any stretch of the imagination. she’s cute, and obviously has a sense of humor. I wouldn’t mind waking up next to her. I just pity her for having to wake up next to russell brand: here’s a vomit-inducer: think about what HE looked like at that exact moment, while taking the picture….

      (urp retch bluuugh)…

    • dude

      true. Well spoken, sir.

  31. MM

    This is why so many girls are fucked up in the head about how girls should look. You show these women looking flawless covered in AT LEAST fifteen pounds of makeup and they wonder why they dont look like that. NO ONE DOES. KATY PERRY IS A FAKE BITCH FOR EVEN ALLOWING HERSELF TO WEAR THAT MUCH MAKE UP!

    • no2fakes

      She is a fake bitch anyway, a lame former Christian singer that sucked some record exec dick and got a record deal to peddle her “shocking” bullshit music.

  32. Katy Perry
    K-bunny
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s not that bad, guys…although I didn’t think her lips were that thin…but then again, she’s also making a weird face. Anyone would look less than attractive making that face, so cut her some slack!

    Also, what the hell possessed Brand to post it on Twitter?! I wish I knew the backstory. The fact that he took it down from his Twitter but it’ll be floating around in cyberspace for eternity means one thing: she’s EFFING pissed!

  33. lori

    Sounds like a prank a 12 year old kid would play on his older sister. Did he think she’d think that was funny??!! What a stupid thing to do.

    • lightdragon

      lori! did you see the way this guy acts???? he’s like a drunk version of Capt.Jack Sparrow.

      anyway if she decided to marry this, then she deserves to get this.

  34. MrsEllis

    The first line of “Teenage Dream” is so much more touching to me now…

  35. Katy Perry
    HappyNewYear
    Commented on this photo:

    She is a beautiful woman and was caught by surprise with a camera inches from her face. She’s human and a natural beauty. You’d be making a funny face too if you had a loving caring husband like Russell springing a camera on you as you opened your eyes in the AM. I think he did this to try to make his ugly mug look better that it really is. Only he can’t cover it up w/ makeup and false lashes. He’s stuck with it. There’s a lot of guys on here who have obviously never had a girlfriend.

  36. Corbane

    Well,I guess the worst is the face that she makes, because really, the skin is still okay and I think she still looks beautiful it’s just the pic that’s fucked uo like bad angle, bad light, weird position and so forth. Anyway, I just don’t understand what is the big fuss all about, you just realized she’s human? And is it worth talking shit about her? Who cares what she looks like when she wakes up?

  37. Katy Perry
    doofus
    Commented on this photo:

    Still hot.

  38. Ed

    She IS human. I feel better now.

  39. gloriousending

    here’s to you, Russel!

    been there, done that!

    until about three years into marriage #2 i had never seen the wife without makeup.

    dayum.

    i could have never picked her out in a lineup without her makeup.

    not kidding.

  40. Jammy

    I’m not gonna lie, I thought that was a guy at first. I’m not saying she has to look perfect in the morning, but looking female would help.

  41. Katy Perry
    gator
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow what a buttaface. I thought she wore all that make up cuz she a slut. Turns out she one ugly ho.

  42. Vito

    Of course she looks odd. She has a mouth full of semen. (Bitch don’t swallow!)

  43. Diane

    Bottom line — she looks cute with or without makeup. Most women look average when they’re not wearing makeup. Having said that, 50 lashes to her husband for posting a photo of his wife waking up in the morning. Not a nice thing to do.

  44. Johnny Cage

    Surprise! Celebrities sometimes don’t wear makeup! >_>

  45. The Listener

    She looks okay, but she doesn’t even RESEMBLE what she looks like with makeup.

  46. Katy Perry
    dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice, um…..pillow?

  47. lightdragon

    100th POST!!!!!!!

  48. Dat Wynn

    macaulay culkin??

  49. Ego

    I find it hard to believe people use makeup to improve their appearance.

    Obvious Photoshop.

  50. Katy Perry Looks Like Shit

    She looks like shes just drowned her pet unicorn

    Looks like Shit

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