Being the loving husband that he is Russell Brand took a picture of Katy Perry as she’s waking up without her normal 800 miles of makeup on, and then posted it to Twitter. He’s since deleted it which is exactly what I would do once I remembered my wife’s breasts are ginormously awesome and I want to die between them. Then again, he has seen this face, so I’m amazed he’s not calling the shots now and/or fleeing the country.
RUSSELL: Right, love, you wonkers are huge, but it isn’t nice wakin’ up to a dead person, now is it?
KATY: Fine. You can do heroin in bed.
RUSSELL: If you insist. Wheeee!