Being the loving husband that he is Russell Brand took a picture of Katy Perry as she’s waking up without her normal 800 miles of makeup on, and then posted it to Twitter. He’s since deleted it which is exactly what I would do once I remembered my wife’s breasts are ginormously awesome and I want to die between them. Then again, he has seen this face, so I’m amazed he’s not calling the shots now and/or fleeing the country.
RUSSELL: Right, love, you wonkers are huge, but it isn’t nice wakin’ up to a dead person, now is it?
KATY: Fine. You can do heroin in bed.
RUSSELL: If you insist. Wheeee!
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bitch PLEASE | December 31, 2010 at 9:56 am
I bet she doesn’t give him any pussy for at least a month after THIS..
babychipmunk | December 31, 2010 at 10:43 am
HAHAHA if I were her, I’d KILL him
Jim | December 31, 2010 at 3:17 pm
if i were him, i’d kill her
Violet | January 3, 2011 at 7:01 pm
Have you seen Russel Brand? Even without make-up, Katy is still 100x better looking than he is. He should consider himself lucky.
Mr. Nice Guy | December 31, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Who cares what she looks like without Make-Up?
Are they going to quit making the stuff?
Why would I get up before her anyway?
I would sleep in while she showers, puts her make-up on and a pair of high heels.
Hugh Gentry | December 31, 2010 at 9:57 am
I still wouldn’t mind waking up next to her every day…
kensingtonchapp | December 31, 2010 at 10:01 am
me neither, my friend…her boobs are epic
Luis | December 31, 2010 at 10:30 am
Not everything is epic, idiot.
Extreme | December 31, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Yeah, take this douchebag’s response for example.
stinky mcpoop | December 31, 2010 at 12:36 pm
You must be British. She looks like a character from ‘Real Frumpy Housewives of Yorkshire’
______'s a ____. | December 31, 2010 at 2:49 pm
The word epic has become entirely overused and become pedestrian.
Enough.
kensingtonchapp | December 31, 2010 at 8:42 pm
Trolls…the lot of you. And yet her boobs remain EPIC while the rest of you jealous bitches stare in awe…
no2fakes | January 3, 2011 at 10:08 pm
LOL
LavenderBlond | January 1, 2011 at 2:36 pm
I Agree! she is beautiful no matter what. if it was a nice picture of her smiling and not with ugly cell phone flash, she would look just as great as always.
Supercool | January 2, 2011 at 4:15 am
_____’s a_____ , I see someone’s been reading Maddox recently…
_____'s a ____. | January 3, 2011 at 7:34 pm
Nope.
no2fakes | January 3, 2011 at 10:09 pm
Is that you Katy?…lol are you serious, she is as UGLY as sin.
Charlie Caligula | December 31, 2010 at 9:57 am
She looks like the pimp from Hung
This is Love | December 31, 2010 at 10:01 am
She’s hot! I don’t care what she looks like without makeup.
Mary Jane | December 31, 2010 at 2:05 pm
This is how she always looks to me…you can shine a turd…..
Isabel | December 31, 2010 at 5:05 pm
I still think he’s the lucky one in this relationship though. I made the mistake once of following up on a naked pic of Brand (with the crucial bit digitally covered), and found the real one. He has the ugliest member ever, ever, ever. Not even kidding here.
Abz | January 1, 2011 at 2:35 am
Actually, mythbusters has proved that you CAN shine a turd.
Mary Jane | January 1, 2011 at 10:02 pm
Yeah, I said : “You can shine a turd…” … It’s still a turd.
Iveski | December 31, 2010 at 10:02 am
How’s that Proactiv working for ya there, hon? Seriously, that’s how I look when I wake up, and I’m a guy.
jumpin_j | December 31, 2010 at 11:22 am
WIN.
bi chick | December 31, 2010 at 11:48 am
Actually her SKIN looks really good, only one teeny hint of a blemish. Which is impressive, considering the amount of make-up she often wears. OK so she’s making a weird face, but she looks fine. Sorry to break it to you losers but Megan Fox, Gisele Bundchen, and whoever else you think is amazing, doesn’t wake up looking like a magazine cover.
Hi | December 31, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Are you blind, megan fox looks suprisingly pretty with out make up. Katy perry on the other hand looks like shit.
Cecelia | December 31, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Guess what, women and men basically look the same when they wake up. Girls don’t wake up naturally with awesome hair and a face full of make up.
I guess you’ve never had a girlfriend
Sef | December 31, 2010 at 5:55 pm
Hahaha, you am win. Seriously people, I married a model, they all look like that in the morning.
Iveski | January 1, 2011 at 12:27 pm
“Never had a girlfriend”… really, that’s the best you can do? C’mon, exercise that mighty brain of yours, surely you can do better than that tired old adage. Besides which, if I’ve never had a girlfriend, how do you explain my wife and kids?
Also, girls I used to wake up with normally had sticky hair and a face full of man-juice – in the back of an Oldsmobile, no less!
P.S.: I’m awesome.
no2fakes | January 3, 2011 at 10:10 pm
Lol my girl hardly ever wears make up and she has a pretty face, some people are pretty and beautiful without make up, this fug is not.
you forgot... | January 2, 2011 at 7:26 pm
to mention the part where you both wake up with STDs and how you can’t to pay her more since the cost of HIV medicine is going up.
Agio | December 31, 2010 at 10:06 am
She’s still hot without make-up. This is what normal people look like without all the damn makeup. She’s got a great face!
Rough suspend Al Gore's "internets" for 2011 | December 31, 2010 at 10:09 am
its not like shed make a freight train take a dirt road or anything. But it does makes me laugh…
Dank | December 31, 2010 at 10:10 am
She actually looks kinda hot still. Most women look like shit without makeup
suck it | December 31, 2010 at 10:38 am
Most women look like shit without makeup? I think you sit around in your room and fap too much to air brushed perfected images of women. Once you graduate high school, maybe, just maybe, you will “score” with a real woman.. but the makeup usually sweats off during sex. Just warning you.
anon | December 31, 2010 at 12:18 pm
you are just pissed because you look like shit without makeup too
WindsAloft | December 31, 2010 at 12:22 pm
Gross
rel | December 31, 2010 at 12:27 pm
You don’t sound like someone who really likes women that much
me | December 31, 2010 at 4:31 pm
like a woman with moustache?
no2fakes | January 3, 2011 at 10:12 pm
LIke this fug for instance…lol hot…are you dicks blind or something?
Ron | December 31, 2010 at 10:13 am
Jay Leno.
jumpin_j | December 31, 2010 at 11:23 am
KInd of. Jay still wins in the chin dept.
andy | December 31, 2010 at 10:18 am
HERE WE GO, Her fans and the people that listen to her disgusting music defending her disgusting face, and the guys that are defending her are ONLY thinking about her t!ts, No matter how big her melons are, this is truly a disguisting face, My Cleaning lady is prettier than her and she is mexican and 40 years old, Seriously she Does look like a guy, I have seen transvestites look better, Cannot believe anyone would look at this pic with a straight face and say hot, If she had A cup boobs This whole thread would be flooded with comments of how ugly she is,
at the same time If Paris Hilton had D Cup boobs I could see people start to defend her, Are we as males that pathetic? really?
I know I have my Guilty pleasures in girls, But I have my limits,
Fish joke was perfect, She looks like a 17 year old High school boy that was found dead in a ditch
Cecelia | December 31, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Whine whine whine… you must not see girls much because you’d know that basically every girl looks like “a guy” without masara, foundation, eyeliner, fake lashes, lipstick and their hair done. It’s called being human
Hank | December 31, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Damn, Cecilia. You don’t think that men and women naturally look different, even without makeup, etc.? Are you British?
The Listener | December 31, 2010 at 8:28 pm
Cecelia, I have to disagree. My older sisters look virtually the same with and without makeup. They only wear a little. Also, how do you explain that Jessica Alba looks pretty much the same in the photos of her without makeup.
Katy does a lot to change her face which makes her virtually unrecognizable without makeup. Truthfully, I thought this was a joke or a lookalike until I read the post.
Cat | December 31, 2010 at 11:54 pm
I reckon it’s a smart way of marketing yourself – she wears so much makeup that she’s unrecognisable without. It’d be a lot easier for her to have a normal day – just leave off the makeup and she’s free to go where she pleases.
I DON’T like her music, but I DO like her on-stage style.
I also DO like the fact that she looks like a normal person first thing in the morning.
There are prettier girls out there, I’m not denying it, but on-stage and off-stage are two completely different things.
Nup | January 1, 2011 at 2:21 am
Wow, I didn’t think it was a lookalike – I would never have guessed this was Katy Perry. Sure, it’s a bad photo, but she looks terrible.
That’s not to say I think she normally looks hot……. in fact, I think she normally looks very plain, and makes good use of a push-up bra to make her look slightly above average.
It’s lucky her singing skills are above average too.
no2fakes | January 3, 2011 at 10:13 pm
BINGO.
S. Cline | February 28, 2011 at 7:21 pm
I hate to burst your bubbles boys, but her bobs are NOT that big, …they are just stuffed into a push up bra. She can’t sing for crap…she has those weird doll eyes that make her look like a nitwit and she acts like a freakin teenager though she’s in her mid 20′s. This photo made me very happy because the little girls who buy her albums need to see that she is just a regular looking female who can make herself look glamorous and sexy with lots of help…just like anyone else….
andres sesamo | December 31, 2010 at 10:20 am
HERE WE GO, Her fans and the people that listen to her disgusting music defending her disgusting face, and the guys that are defending her are ONLY thinking about her t!ts, No matter how big her melons are, this is truly a disguisting face, My Cleaning lady is prettier than her and she is mexican and 40 years old, Seriously she Does look like a guy, I have seen transvestites look better, Cannot believe anyone would look at this pic with a straight face and say hot, If she had A cup boobs This whole thread would be flooded with comments of how ugly she is,
at the same time If Paris Hilton had D Cup boobs I could see people start to defend her, Are we as males that pathetic? really?
I know I have my Guilty pleasures in girls, But I have my limits,
Fish joke was perfect, She looks like a 17 year old High school boy that was found dead in a ditch
Biro | December 31, 2010 at 10:29 am
Bloody hell, grow up won’t you? You sound extremely ‘simple’.
andres sesame | December 31, 2010 at 12:54 pm
at Biro, MAking my point more valid are we?
let me guess, you are either a horny guy that would fuck his grandma if you had the chance,
or a gay guy who is a fan of the music,
or a feminist woman who can’t stand someone saying something bad about another woman,
and you’re telling ME to GROW up? hahaha excuse me while I laugh at the Irony,
you bloody wanker, eejit, dozy MORON
babychipmunk | December 31, 2010 at 10:44 am
@andres: I agree lol
kollen93 | January 3, 2011 at 8:38 pm
i agree with 100%!
jojo | December 31, 2010 at 10:31 am
Who is this fella?
brit | December 31, 2010 at 10:44 am
please explain why I need to see a full-size version of this picture.
babychipmunk | December 31, 2010 at 10:46 am
Hahaha wow you are EPIC to post this picture! ^^ Don’t be surprised if she threatens u with a lawsuit though lol, she’s probably crazy-embarrassed
abe vigoda's eyebrows | December 31, 2010 at 10:50 am
I was hoping you;d post this! Dlisted had it yesterday, and you are always going on about how hot KP is. She is NOT. And now we see how much makeup she needs to look decent.
anonymoose | December 31, 2010 at 11:46 am
she has a nice figure and a good makeup artist. YAWN. even with makeup, she’s an odd beauty…which isn’t bad, but there’s nothing of interest beyond the veneer. not memorable. not hot. i don’t get all the fuss about this talentless clown. people likely buy her “music” because she has those boobies cuz the “music” ain’t worth listening to. more innocuous than lady gaghag though. yer right, ron, “jay leno”!
Violet | January 3, 2011 at 7:07 pm
She’s just pursing her lips and has a surprised expression. If she were smiling and her hair was brushed, she’d be beautiful. No one looks good in every photo, we just don’t have our bad photos posted on Twitter by idiots for millions of people to see.
mfb | December 31, 2010 at 10:55 am
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
j-sin | December 31, 2010 at 10:55 am
Would still hit it.
randomtask | December 31, 2010 at 10:59 am
Holy crap the milks gone bad!
Lux | December 31, 2010 at 11:07 am
Eh, not her fault. When you wear a lot of makeup all the time, it gets into your pores and weighs down your face so you look crappy without it. Still prettier than most people, I imagine.
Mortimer Duke | January 1, 2011 at 10:00 pm
Not really.
j-sin | December 31, 2010 at 11:13 am
I used to date this chick back in the day who would wake up a half hour before i did to put on make-up because she was that insecure. So after that i began to appreciate a woman who looked natural in the morning.
James | January 3, 2011 at 9:21 am
A true cute face is a cute face, with or without makeup, and as I’m sure you’ve noticed, they certainly do exist. Actually – some faces work BETTER -without- a pile of makeup (not that you should wear a “pile”, anyway).
electricgirl | December 31, 2010 at 11:43 am
WOOF
fx | December 31, 2010 at 11:47 am
I’d still hit it
no2fakes | January 3, 2011 at 10:15 pm
Me too…with a baseball bat lol.
LegalizeMe | December 31, 2010 at 11:48 am
Wow, as soon as her makeup is off she looks she’s been on a week long meth binge.
Mary Jane | December 31, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Hmm… her and Brand are starting to make sense now…
boing | December 31, 2010 at 11:55 am
gross. she looks like that doofus, Rose from 2 and a half men…
mimsy | December 31, 2010 at 1:10 pm
But Rose has nice tits too…
The Listener | December 31, 2010 at 8:57 pm
I think Rose looks prettier than her. Then again, I haven’t seen what she looks like without makeup, either.
Sonny the Cuckoo Bird | December 31, 2010 at 12:03 pm
My theory is that beneath the facade all celebs are actually clones of one of the 3 Stooges. Katy is clearly from the Moe series.
Ken | December 31, 2010 at 12:17 pm
It’s like going to bed with Katy Perry and waking up with Hugh Grant, but with full D-cups.
anonymous | December 31, 2010 at 12:22 pm
Meh…it’s still katy. as long as she pulls her tits out, sucks dick and makes you a sandwich– not necessarily in that order. she’s still fuckable.
michael | December 31, 2010 at 12:57 pm
she looks like my best friend’s 45 year old mom, I’m not joking, she looks like a middle age soccer mom or something, and I don’t mean a hot one either, even with the big breasts, she would still look freaking 40, wow, make up really damages your face…
kingofbeer | December 31, 2010 at 12:59 pm
image shattered! damn…
McFeely Smackup | December 31, 2010 at 1:06 pm
jesus, she looks like Emo Phillips. If I woke up next to that, I’d take a picture too just to prove I didn’t beat her up and make her look that way.
andres sesame | December 31, 2010 at 9:02 pm
hahahahahahahaha
Hfire3 | January 1, 2011 at 8:50 am
Ditto….I scrolled through the comments to see if anyone had made the Emo connection……possible Emo Phillips and Marty McFly’s dad’s lovechild.
Cardinal Ximenez | December 31, 2010 at 1:36 pm
You idiots, that’s Emo Phillips.
Jeffrey Dahmer | December 31, 2010 at 9:15 pm
FTW
lightdragon | December 31, 2010 at 1:36 pm
first her tits are only big in outfits and i would stick my dick in her mouth.
goolie rossberg | December 31, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Ugh! FUGLY Brit boy Brand must be back on smack to shag THAT!
Melissa | December 31, 2010 at 1:45 pm
“Can’t sleep Katie will eat me, Can’t sleep the clown will eat me” Rocking*
StickySocks | December 31, 2010 at 1:48 pm
penis sad :(
shemp | December 31, 2010 at 2:01 pm
wow. she’s pretty cute even without all the makeup, and with “morning mole” face. that’s COOL… :D
Frank | December 31, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Good riddance! Look at those wrinkles on the forehead. The acne! The non-existent lips…..We’ve all been hoodwinked by the makeup and boobs!
Iveski | January 1, 2011 at 12:31 pm
Um, that’s been happening since about the dawn of time…
M | December 31, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Nods to the Tanya comment… she really does, and I really love that show because of her. Anyways, who doesn’t look like fucking hell when they first wake up? At least she had enough sense to make a tommy face before he shot it. She looks kinda muppety. If that’s even a word. If it isn’t, it should be. It describes a bunch of people…
Gil | December 31, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Fucking Hell.
Garbage. Trash. Zombie. First things that came to mind.
She cleans up well.
Jen | December 31, 2010 at 2:27 pm
She looks like the girl from The Blair Witch Project. Remember the scene where she was crying in the camera and had been in the woods for days without a shower.
Mortimer Duke | January 1, 2011 at 10:03 pm
YES!
pooptruth | December 31, 2010 at 2:28 pm
YOU GUYS ARE AWFUL. she’s pretty. shes making a scrunch face. her skin is not bad at all.
pooptruth | December 31, 2010 at 2:29 pm
anyone with a problem with this pic clearly hasnt been around women much.
shemp | December 31, 2010 at 2:41 pm
that pretty much sums it up, poop :)
Mark B | January 1, 2011 at 10:58 am
At the absolute worst, she has the WTF are you doing with the camera look, that hasn’t quite transistioned into the don’t you effing dare look.
me | December 31, 2010 at 4:37 pm
i’ve been, and i have standards
eha | January 2, 2011 at 3:32 pm
Seriously… my mom looks better than that without makeup… she is a plastic girl… I saw her youtube videos long ago, when she wasnt famous at all and she was ugly… i was surprised when she began to be marketed, and of course they pulled out her youtube videos. Proof she is a really plastic girl…
™ | December 31, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Reality.
Sugar | December 31, 2010 at 3:05 pm
She will file for divorce in 5, 4, 3, 2, ….
Sugar | December 31, 2010 at 3:06 pm
This is the funniest thing Russell Brand has ever done.
heidi's MUM | December 31, 2010 at 3:17 pm
She’s normal. Not ugly not gorgeous but i knew that anyways.
ctrl tab | December 31, 2010 at 3:32 pm
I didn’t know breasts had faces.
FrankNfrtr | December 31, 2010 at 3:46 pm
This was rather like having a dose of smelling salts shoved under my nose.
She doesn’t Botox, that’s for sure.
It looks like it was one hell of a party last night at Katy & Russell’s.
Get that girl a tube of red lipstick ASAP.
The Homosexual Plot to Kill JFK | December 31, 2010 at 4:09 pm
I’ve been with women who were beautiful without makeup in the daytime, the evening, and the morning. A gal with great features doesn’t need makeup. She might use it for fun or because she’s on TV or a model, etc., but she doesn’t need it to look pretty, because she IS pretty.
GeneralEmergency | December 31, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Problem Easily Fixed…
Russell, the next time you are asked “Paper or Plastic?”, say “Paper”.
I think you know the next step.